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We are Proliferation Foundation! Join us! · · 9 likes

Hey everyone.
I'm GuettaBetta, and I'm a member of Proliferation Foundation. I'm not the boss (thank goodness)...
Or even anyone of substantial importance within the faction. What I am is an oddball, which is why I can help to tell you what Proliferation Foundation offers to players.
I don't take Xanax. I have personal reasons for it, SSL is a nice perk, but its not THE REASON.
Proliferation Foundation accepts my unusual style of play.
Don't get me wrong, Xanax is available to people for free for events and (limited) training and war, so if you like Xanax you are welcome!

But what Proliferation Foundation is about right now, is Communication and Growth.
We are participating in ranked wars casually, but we do expect participation and help with chains.
We are trying to expand the time zones we are in so we can have teams that work together in shifts.
We are providing players who join with us and cooperate, resources to grow and knowledge to learn.
We are trying to maintain flexibility and understanding for different styles of play and interests.
We are having regular votes to determine group preferences.
We are having events with pretty awesome prizes for things like energy usage within a set time.

More importantly than any of that, if you are like me, and you have a goal or a preference that isn't the norm, that doesn't mean you aren't welcome.
If you have a deep passion for committing crimes, and that is your torn THING.....
If you are shooting to become a medical professional and sell revives, and that is your torn THING.....
If you love the challenge and status of getting to SSL, and that is your torn THING....
If you want to run the best dang Company in Torn, and that is your torn THING.....
Growth is about more than gym gains (which, admittedly we do love to see). Its players and perspectives and teamwork.
Talk to me, talk to faction leader or assistant leader and we will see what we can do to help you achieve your goal, while you help us with ours.

Proliferation Foundation!

Contact me, Deus89 or MrDoe or follow the link to our faction page to learn more!

Ten Torn Trillionaires (A Torn Poem) · · 5 likes

Ten torn trillionaires 

Breaking very rule

They don't use a blue name

Cause they don't think it's cool

 

Sure they've spent real money

They've paid all their dues

And now it's kinda funny

They have more than they can use

 

You can make the market wild

You can make the point price crash 

When you are a torn trillionaire

And are swimming in your cash 

 

You would think they'd have a special place

That they could lay their head

But every single one of them

Has a private island instead

 

To be clear I'm not a hater 

Bodybagger is my idol

And I want to be just like them

When I'm old and homicidal

 

Someday I'll be a trillionaire 

But the triumph will be sour

And I'll probably still be a little fish 

With Quadrillionaires in power

Not Exactly a bug, But an Error in Cayman Island.. · · 2 likes

Flying to Cayman Island I saw this message....

The national flower of the Cayman Islands is the Banana Orchid. Torn's national flower is self-raising, because the committee formed to decide on this matter were drunk and confused.

Self-Raising should be Self-Rising, assuming you were making a joke about Flour vs Flower. Unless maybe its different in the UK? If its different there, I'm embarrassed and shall remove this post haste.

Points Rewards need Updated with the times. · · 4 likes

There is probably a post like this already, but I didn't see one in the top couple pages.

 

The big example I can think of is the Wheel of Awesome. Landing on 25 points sucks now, since its not enough to get a refill or anything. It needs updated to at least 30 points. You would think the wheel of awesome could manage 60 or something.

 

I'm sure there are other places that are still on the 25 points, I'm not sure about the values on the other wheels or anything, but ultimately when point values and costs changed everything should have been updated to reward 30 instead of 25. I noticed donators packs give 60, so its been updated, thank goodness. 

 

Can we get the rest of the game updated that way?

 

GuettaBetta

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Ten Torn Trillionaires (A Torn Poem) ·

I wrote this poem after a burst of inspiration while looking at the torn Hall of Fame. 

 

It's just for fun and I don't want anyone to be upset or offended by this (bodybagger please don't kill me for mentioning you), I just shared it cause i though other people might laugh or enjoy it.

Ten Torn Trillionaires (A Torn Poem) · · 5 likes

Ten torn trillionaires 

Breaking very rule

They don't use a blue name

Cause they don't think it's cool

 

Sure they've spent real money

They've paid all their dues

And now it's kinda funny

They have more than they can use

 

You can make the market wild

You can make the point price crash 

When you are a torn trillionaire

And are swimming in your cash 

 

You would think they'd have a special place

That they could lay their head

But every single one of them

Has a private island instead

 

To be clear I'm not a hater 

Bodybagger is my idol

And I want to be just like them

When I'm old and homicidal

 

Someday I'll be a trillionaire 

But the triumph will be sour

And I'll probably still be a little fish 

With Quadrillionaires in power

Points Rewards need Updated with the times. · · 4 likes

There is probably a post like this already, but I didn't see one in the top couple pages.

 

The big example I can think of is the Wheel of Awesome. Landing on 25 points sucks now, since its not enough to get a refill or anything. It needs updated to at least 30 points. You would think the wheel of awesome could manage 60 or something.

 

I'm sure there are other places that are still on the 25 points, I'm not sure about the values on the other wheels or anything, but ultimately when point values and costs changed everything should have been updated to reward 30 instead of 25. I noticed donators packs give 60, so its been updated, thank goodness. 

 

Can we get the rest of the game updated that way?

 

GuettaBetta

Toxicity of Black Friday Event · · 11 likes

Edit: Grumpster is a scammer. 

Smokey's Black Friday $1 Sale! [29th Nov @ 20:00] ·

woo! managed to get 8 items, nothing of major value, but its just nice to be part of things. Hope I got the code right.

 

Thanks so much Smokey123!

 

Edit: Oh no.... I might have goofed up. I didn't have CODEWORD as part of my answer. Crap

Torn City's Black Friday Bazaar Frenzy Discussion · · 1 like

17:00:31 - 29/11/24 You bought a Diamond Bladed Knife on AshaniE's bazaar at $1 each for a total of $1

 

16:01:38 - 29/11/24 You bought a Tin of Treats on PandaDBear's bazaar at $1 each for a total of $1

 

Thanks so much AshaniE and PandaDBear!

URT Summer Steward Callout ·

Hey I would be interested in being a Steward.

I run the races for my faction currently so I have experience setting up races.

I would be available for 18:00 TCT to 4:00 TCT or so. Could possibly do a little earlier or later if needed.

Available for main tournament: Yes

Available for prize races: Yes

TTT - Torn Wide Comp for June! Sign Ups Closed! ·

Sign me up as well!

Not Exactly a bug, But an Error in Cayman Island.. ·

Alrighty, thanks for letting me know. Sorry for posting about a non issue. :-P

Not Exactly a bug, But an Error in Cayman Island.. · · 2 likes

Flying to Cayman Island I saw this message....

The national flower of the Cayman Islands is the Banana Orchid. Torn's national flower is self-raising, because the committee formed to decide on this matter were drunk and confused.

Self-Raising should be Self-Rising, assuming you were making a joke about Flour vs Flower. Unless maybe its different in the UK? If its different there, I'm embarrassed and shall remove this post haste.

[HRING] FlowerShop 1* Bonus included ·

Bump

FLOWERS&PLUSHIES100% market MACHA · · 1 like

tacocat is fast and efficient!

JLT SPRING 2023 [CONCLUDED] · · 2 likes

Sign me up too!

We are Proliferation Foundation! Join us! · · 9 likes

Hey everyone.
I'm GuettaBetta, and I'm a member of Proliferation Foundation. I'm not the boss (thank goodness)...
Or even anyone of substantial importance within the faction. What I am is an oddball, which is why I can help to tell you what Proliferation Foundation offers to players.
I don't take Xanax. I have personal reasons for it, SSL is a nice perk, but its not THE REASON.
Proliferation Foundation accepts my unusual style of play.
Don't get me wrong, Xanax is available to people for free for events and (limited) training and war, so if you like Xanax you are welcome!

But what Proliferation Foundation is about right now, is Communication and Growth.
We are participating in ranked wars casually, but we do expect participation and help with chains.
We are trying to expand the time zones we are in so we can have teams that work together in shifts.
We are providing players who join with us and cooperate, resources to grow and knowledge to learn.
We are trying to maintain flexibility and understanding for different styles of play and interests.
We are having regular votes to determine group preferences.
We are having events with pretty awesome prizes for things like energy usage within a set time.

More importantly than any of that, if you are like me, and you have a goal or a preference that isn't the norm, that doesn't mean you aren't welcome.
If you have a deep passion for committing crimes, and that is your torn THING.....
If you are shooting to become a medical professional and sell revives, and that is your torn THING.....
If you love the challenge and status of getting to SSL, and that is your torn THING....
If you want to run the best dang Company in Torn, and that is your torn THING.....
Growth is about more than gym gains (which, admittedly we do love to see). Its players and perspectives and teamwork.
Talk to me, talk to faction leader or assistant leader and we will see what we can do to help you achieve your goal, while you help us with ours.

Proliferation Foundation!

Contact me, Deus89 or MrDoe or follow the link to our faction page to learn more!