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I know a bunch of players still have their Black Friday deals in their Bazaars, so I decided to keep it going! Why not have fun with everyone throughout the holiday season! If you want to be involved also, feel free to jump on the post with your bazaar info!
My bazaar will have $1 deals and steals throughout December. A mix of the good stuff and not so good stuff, but $1 either way! Still a fairly new player, so unless donations allow for it, there won't be RW weapons, but plenty of other great things! New items will be added at random times everyday and I will empty the bazaar fully and restock it every couple of days to change whatever the number associated with the locking mechanism is so more people can have a chance!
Since it was an issue during Black Friday, I'll explain the lock mechanism for those who don't know...
Every $1 item is locked in the bazaar. From what I understand there is a 1 in 100 chance it will be unlocked when you enter the bazaar and it's based on the last 2 digits of your player number. That's why I will be purging and restocking...to change that number! Make sure you check back every few days, you may get lucky!
Check it out here >>>>>>>Lordofgiza's Bazaar
Hoping this turns into a fun giving event! Let me know if you get something fun, or that you really wanted!
Other Holiday Bazaars to check out:
Lady_Face's Holiday Bazaar
My bazaar will have $1 deals and steals throughout December. A mix of the good stuff and not so good stuff, but $1 either way! Still a fairly new player, so unless donations allow for it, there won't be RW weapons, but plenty of other great things! New items will be added at random times everyday and I will empty the bazaar fully and restock it every couple of days to change whatever the number associated with the locking mechanism is so more people can have a chance!
Since it was an issue during Black Friday, I'll explain the lock mechanism for those who don't know...
Every $1 item is locked in the bazaar. From what I understand there is a 1 in 100 chance it will be unlocked when you enter the bazaar and it's based on the last 2 digits of your player number. That's why I will be purging and restocking...to change that number! Make sure you check back every few days, you may get lucky!
Check it out here >>>>>>>Lordofgiza's Bazaar
Hoping this turns into a fun giving event! Let me know if you get something fun, or that you really wanted!
Other Holiday Bazaars to check out:
Lady_Face's Holiday Bazaar
Just restocked my bazaar with $1 goodies!!! Please check it out and throw me a FAVORITE!!!
Thank you so much!
I found this game by accident and quickly became addicted. Currently on day 39 and signed as a subscriber on Day 2; right now I've hit level 19.
Always been a collector in every game I played, and with that, I've always been a bit of a completionist. Quickly found a few people to trade items to and jumped right into becoming a trader myself. The way I see it, there are so many aspects to this game, but the economy is one that will always be there to ebb and flow, and I want to be a major part of that!
The pack would certainly help me in growing that endeavor. Eventually I would like to get to the point where I have acquired enough in funds, items, and respect in the community to throw giveaways (like fidel on 420 day) and help the younger players learn and grow as well.
Always been a collector in every game I played, and with that, I've always been a bit of a completionist. Quickly found a few people to trade items to and jumped right into becoming a trader myself. The way I see it, there are so many aspects to this game, but the economy is one that will always be there to ebb and flow, and I want to be a major part of that!
The pack would certainly help me in growing that endeavor. Eventually I would like to get to the point where I have acquired enough in funds, items, and respect in the community to throw giveaways (like fidel on 420 day) and help the younger players learn and grow as well.
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17:51:04 - 16/07/26 You opened a Parcel containing a Box of Grenades
Can't win them all! Still a nice prize though
Trying again! Sent trade!
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16:56:22 - 16/07/26 You opened a Parcel containing a Metal Detector
I win! Thank you!
I'll give it a try!
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Restocked the bazaar with a bunch of great stuff!!! Merry Christmas!!!
Merry Christmas Shirley!
13:26:47 - 23/12/25 You created a Parcel containing 2x Empty Blood Bag, 2x Snowball, 1x Can of X-MASS, 4x Xanax, 1x Lawyer's Business Card
13:27:37 - 23/12/25 You sent a Christmas Present to Skysurfer with the message: Not so Secret Santa!
RESTOCKED AGAIN! SOME GOOD STUFF THERE!
HURRY AND FAVORITE ME!!!
RESTOCKED AGAIN!!! You all are keeping me busy! A bunch of $500,000 in there. Try your luck!!!
PLEASE FAVORITE MY BAZAAR!!! <3
RESTOCKED!!! HIT THAT FAVORITE BUTTON PLEASE!!!
Larger ticket items loaded! Let's see who gets lucky! Comment if you get something good and throw me a favorite!!!
Threw a few more things in there! Please favorite if you find something! Some bigger ticket ($500,000+) items will be going in tomorrow!!!)
RESTOCKED!!! Please throw me those favorites!!! Thank you!
Just restocked my bazaar with $1 goodies!!! Please check it out and throw me a FAVORITE!!!
Super fun idea! Can't wait!
Fantastic bazaar and super friendly! Always running some sort of deal! Check it out! Very worth it!
Please add me as unscheduled!
Name: Lordofgiza
Bazaar: https://www.torn.com/bazaar.php?userId=2893074#/
Time: unscheduled
Count me in please!
Randomly jumping in! 100"s of items for $1!!! Some great and some junk! Swing through!