I’m Elijah Poet—writer, wanderer, and Torn criminal. My real-world RV (yeah, my actual mobile base) just got impounded, and I’m stuck without shelter or a way to move forward. It’s urgent, and I’m asking for help from the only crew I trust to understand what it means to be down but not out.
If you’ve got a few bucks to spare, I’ll trade you something rare: A custom poem for every donation. Want a verse about your faction, your Torn character, your dog, your ex, your favorite weapon even a special love letter to your Xanax connect? I’ll write it. You name the theme, I’ll deliver the words—gritty, heartfelt, or whimsical
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Drop your theme in the note or DM me here.
This isn’t just a beg—it’s a barter. I’m offering art for aid, and every poem is a tribute to the loyalty and grit that Torn players know best. Help me get my wheels back, and I’ll immortalize your kindness in verse.
And to the staff:
It feels uncouth asking the torn community for help. I am coming from a place of no disrespect. And whether or not this post may be flagged I will not be offended.
Respect, —33rd also known as ElijahPoet, Elpo, and Bongwater
I’m Elijah Poet—writer, wanderer, and Torn criminal. My real-world RV (yeah, my actual mobile base) just got impounded, and I’m stuck without shelter or a way to move forward. It’s urgent, and I’m asking for help from the only crew I trust to understand what it means to be down but not out.
If you’ve got a few bucks to spare, I’ll trade you something rare: A custom poem for every donation. Want a verse about your faction, your Torn character, your dog, your ex, your favorite weapon even a special love letter to your Xanax connect? I’ll write it. You name the theme, I’ll deliver the words—gritty, heartfelt, or whimsical
Staff Edit
Drop your theme in the note or DM me here.
This isn’t just a beg—it’s a barter. I’m offering art for aid, and every poem is a tribute to the loyalty and grit that Torn players know best. Help me get my wheels back, and I’ll immortalize your kindness in verse.
And to the staff:
It feels uncouth asking the torn community for help. I am coming from a place of no disrespect. And whether or not this post may be flagged I will not be offended.
Respect, —33rd also known as ElijahPoet, Elpo, and Bongwater