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Parrot Rescue/Shelter under attack · · 2 likes

I volunteer at Seymour's, a parrot rescue shelter located in Maine, US. It's something I've done since 2010 starting with the owner's mother, RIP. It greatly helped my recovery from cancer and so is important to me. A couple of weeks ago 2 former volunteers started an online petition through Change.org to get the shelter shut down, claiming neglect and abuse. Before starting the petition, however, they filed similar claims with the State of Maine's Animal Welfare Department. The Department sent an inspector who, after reviewing medical records and requesting a couple minor changes, issued Seymour's a clean bill of health, allowing the current owner to keep her certification and remain open. This wasn't what the instigators wanted so they started the petition.

To give you some idea of what sort of people these are they've used old keys to enter the shelter without the owners permission to stage pictures (using sunflower seeds that they bought specifically for that purpose), used out dated photos of birds who have been recovering, stole contact information to disseminate their lies, and claimed to be my g'daughter's guardian to obstruct use of her photo in a counter petition. Rather than trying to help Seymour's fulfill its mission, they are seeking to tear it down.

To counter this my RL wife started a counter petition calling for an end to the harassment. If you care about animals, especially those who are in need of a safe and healing place, I ask that you sign the petition linked below and let others know about it. I won't link to the other petition, but for those interested my profile pic is currently set to Marley, one of the birds they use an outdated photo of. I took this Oct 5th this year. She stopped barbering since the most recent former volunteer stopped coming to the shelter.


https://chng.it/WBYGtcCq5b


Mr and Miss Torn 2023 · · 1 like

My voting standards (and I don't care what you think, TBH)
You posted? You start at 5
Cool pic? +1
"I'm too hot for my...: -2
Guess the story +2
Mirror Text -1
Wait, what's that? I can't read it -1
Cool cosplay +1
Are you on my friend list? +2
Are you in my Faction?!? Congrats you!!!! +4
Pedo joke or similar -100
Hey, I know where that is..+2
I can't see more than you eyes -3
Just your eyes and cheekbones, but nothing more? +0 (you gave an effort more than me)
Wait, are you just another white guy...and you think /that's/ sexy? -3 (and dude, tuck in your shirt)
Wait, you're not a white guy but you think that's what they think is sexy? -1
Wait, you're not a white guy but you're taking a stab beyond your regions hetero-normative values? +1 (yeah, I can't spell it either but good on you)
Wait...you're not a guy or white? but overly sexualized and counting on my hormones? let me take another look +1 (ok, sure) -2 (yeah, no - I'm on hormone therapy so good luck with that)
is that /actually/ an illegal?!? (looking at the coke/heroin shots)? my daughter in a recovering addict so don't even...but it's a game (and my grand babies are turning out OK) so only -4

When did I spin the Wheel? · · 0 likes

I'm currently posting this with TornTools enabled. Disabling TornTools hasn't fixed the issue.

Got up this morning for find that I had a 15hr 50some minute cool down on all 3 Wheels of Fortune. As I'd been up only 20m just when and how did that happen? This has happened before, though it was only the $1M Wheel that I'd supposedly spun. The cool down seems to happen from when I login and not when I go to the casino.

Recent archived posts

100b Mugged + 4x SE Giveaway ·

Damn! Glad you're offering up an item rather than a cash prize otherwise I'd think was a giant scam:

- post about being a Yugely Sukxful Muggrrr (TM pending)

  • offer prize to rubes who reply
  • use replies to generate list of Soft Bellies and Rich Bloods
  • Call on RNGesus (an arch foe of mine - perhaps bc I used his mini-tub for a sponge bath) to point fingers
  • "Gift" the Marked Ones
  • Send Acolytes to pay the "winners" a visit
  • laugh manically.

 

See, I'm tooooo smaht to fall for that grift....wait...is that a shiny thingy...not a bendy-spendy? Come to me, my precious...

DAY FOUR - DUKES DUMP GIVEAWAY ·

My wife put on a sexy officer outfit and arrested me on suspicion of being good in bed. After a short trial, I was found not guilty.

...
Police officer: "So I'm writing you a ticket for driving alone in the car pool lane."

Me: "You're going to feel really stupid when you look in my trunk."

Torn City's Black Friday Bazaar Frenzy Discussion · · 2 likes

Alright, I wish I had found a way to place a wager. Though, tbf a kind soul did send me a Xanax if I promised to not "be mean to RNGesus".

Since my post on the 55th page of this thread I've checked every bazaar. I've stopped counting how many I've visited and either been locked out or faced closed/empty. Now empty could be good bc it means my number /might/ have come up but it also means no joy in Mudville.

 

To everyone who's been able to secure a Deal of the Year, my sincerest Congrats! May the Light of RNGesus continue to shine on you.

As for me, I think I'm gonna go use that spiffy bidet with the angels carved on it the church has in its entrance...

Torn City's Black Friday Bazaar Frenzy Discussion · · 3 likes

Just checked my 50th Bazaar since this morning. Out of those 50, 40 had things locked, 3 were closed, 5 were empty, 2 had things for regular prices. 

To everyone who's found deals, both large and small: Congrats!

 

As for me, I'm gonnna go track down RNGesus and kick'em in the nuts. 

Spooky Lucky Dip ·

Your boss smirks while you play Torn at work when suddenly Duke puts 1000 Bounties for $100M each on you.

Wheel of Awesome - GOING BACKWARDS · · 1 like

Same for me as Mr_Robot. It'd be less of a pisser if I got my money back because of the "joke".

When did I spin the Wheel? ·

I'm currently posting this with TornTools enabled. Disabling TornTools hasn't fixed the issue.

Got up this morning for find that I had a 15hr 50some minute cool down on all 3 Wheels of Fortune. As I'd been up only 20m just when and how did that happen? This has happened before, though it was only the $1M Wheel that I'd supposedly spun. The cool down seems to happen from when I login and not when I go to the casino.

DAY TWELVE - DUKES DUMP GIVEAWAY ·

Merry Christmas, Da-Uber-SeaGull!

DAY FIVE - DUKES DUMP GIVEAWAY ·

22:23:23 - 18/12/23 You placed 1x $50,000 bounties on Da-Uber-SeaGull for a cost of $75,000 : Blessings from the DUKE

DAY FIVE - DUKES DUMP GIVEAWAY ·

10:44:31 - 18/12/23 You placed 1x $50,000 bounties on JB27 for a cost of $75,000 : Blessings from the DUKE

DAY FIVE - DUKES DUMP GIVEAWAY ·

10:48:52 - 18/12/23 You placed 1x $50,000 bounties on JB27 for a cost of $75,000 : Blessings from the DUKE

DAY TWO - DUKE'S DUMP GIVEAWAY ·

280 grams


and not an ounce more
well, maybe an ounce, but it depends on an ounce of what.

Parrot Rescue/Shelter under attack · · 2 likes

I volunteer at Seymour's, a parrot rescue shelter located in Maine, US. It's something I've done since 2010 starting with the owner's mother, RIP. It greatly helped my recovery from cancer and so is important to me. A couple of weeks ago 2 former volunteers started an online petition through Change.org to get the shelter shut down, claiming neglect and abuse. Before starting the petition, however, they filed similar claims with the State of Maine's Animal Welfare Department. The Department sent an inspector who, after reviewing medical records and requesting a couple minor changes, issued Seymour's a clean bill of health, allowing the current owner to keep her certification and remain open. This wasn't what the instigators wanted so they started the petition.

To give you some idea of what sort of people these are they've used old keys to enter the shelter without the owners permission to stage pictures (using sunflower seeds that they bought specifically for that purpose), used out dated photos of birds who have been recovering, stole contact information to disseminate their lies, and claimed to be my g'daughter's guardian to obstruct use of her photo in a counter petition. Rather than trying to help Seymour's fulfill its mission, they are seeking to tear it down.

To counter this my RL wife started a counter petition calling for an end to the harassment. If you care about animals, especially those who are in need of a safe and healing place, I ask that you sign the petition linked below and let others know about it. I won't link to the other petition, but for those interested my profile pic is currently set to Marley, one of the birds they use an outdated photo of. I took this Oct 5th this year. She stopped barbering since the most recent former volunteer stopped coming to the shelter.


https://chng.it/WBYGtcCq5b


Emergency Landings ·

Never understood why we can't. Needs to happen. Maybe give a 30-60second window (perhaps with a penalty of some sort) to turn around.

Mr and Miss Torn 2023 · · 1 like

My voting standards (and I don't care what you think, TBH)
You posted? You start at 5
Cool pic? +1
"I'm too hot for my...: -2
Guess the story +2
Mirror Text -1
Wait, what's that? I can't read it -1
Cool cosplay +1
Are you on my friend list? +2
Are you in my Faction?!? Congrats you!!!! +4
Pedo joke or similar -100
Hey, I know where that is..+2
I can't see more than you eyes -3
Just your eyes and cheekbones, but nothing more? +0 (you gave an effort more than me)
Wait, are you just another white guy...and you think /that's/ sexy? -3 (and dude, tuck in your shirt)
Wait, you're not a white guy but you think that's what they think is sexy? -1
Wait, you're not a white guy but you're taking a stab beyond your regions hetero-normative values? +1 (yeah, I can't spell it either but good on you)
Wait...you're not a guy or white? but overly sexualized and counting on my hormones? let me take another look +1 (ok, sure) -2 (yeah, no - I'm on hormone therapy so good luck with that)
is that /actually/ an illegal?!? (looking at the coke/heroin shots)? my daughter in a recovering addict so don't even...but it's a game (and my grand babies are turning out OK) so only -4

Last TV show you watched · · 2 likes