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BuzzLightBeer [2940157] Level 76 Irradiated IRR General

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7* Fitness Center sold · · 2 likes

Great owner.

(Sold) 18% Expose AUG · · 2 likes

Sexy

What's the worst copy you've ever received in Torn? · · 23 likes

What the f*** did you just f***ing say about my faction, you little bi***? I’ll have you know I don’t give a single microscopic f*** what faction you’re in on Torn, and I’ve been involved in numerous pointless chain wars where half the roster forgot to refill their energy. I have over 300 confirmed “bro join our faction” DMs ignored. I am trained in gorilla warfare, monkey warfare, and arguing in global chat at 3 AM, and you are nothing to me but just another guy with an anime profile picture and a 12% Xanax addiction.

 

I will wipe your ego the f*** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f***ing words. You think you can flex your faction tag over the Internet and I’m supposed to be impressed? Think again. As we speak I am contacting absolutely nobody because I genuinely could not care less about your faction politics. Your “elite faction family” is just 38 dudes asking for revives and arguing over who forgot to start the OC.

 

You’re irrelevant, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ignore your faction in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just while hospitalized. Not only am I extensively trained in not giving a s***, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the mute button, the block feature, and the ability to log off and touch grass whenever I want, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable recruitment speech off the face of the continent, you little sh**.

 

If only you could have known what unholy level of indifference your little “join our top 100 faction” message was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now I’m replying “no thanks” while you type three more paragraphs about respect, loyalty, and mandatory Discord activity.

 

I will crap apathy all over your faction application and you will drown in it.

 

You’re muted, kiddo.

How to roll like a Ruff Ryder · · 1 like

Stop,

Drop, 

Shut 'em down, 

Open up shop

Faction Selling / Buying · · 1 like

Sold

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What's the worst copy you've ever received in Torn? · · 23 likes

What the f*** did you just f***ing say about my faction, you little bi***? I’ll have you know I don’t give a single microscopic f*** what faction you’re in on Torn, and I’ve been involved in numerous pointless chain wars where half the roster forgot to refill their energy. I have over 300 confirmed “bro join our faction” DMs ignored. I am trained in gorilla warfare, monkey warfare, and arguing in global chat at 3 AM, and you are nothing to me but just another guy with an anime profile picture and a 12% Xanax addiction.

 

I will wipe your ego the f*** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f***ing words. You think you can flex your faction tag over the Internet and I’m supposed to be impressed? Think again. As we speak I am contacting absolutely nobody because I genuinely could not care less about your faction politics. Your “elite faction family” is just 38 dudes asking for revives and arguing over who forgot to start the OC.

 

You’re irrelevant, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ignore your faction in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just while hospitalized. Not only am I extensively trained in not giving a s***, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the mute button, the block feature, and the ability to log off and touch grass whenever I want, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable recruitment speech off the face of the continent, you little sh**.

 

If only you could have known what unholy level of indifference your little “join our top 100 faction” message was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now I’m replying “no thanks” while you type three more paragraphs about respect, loyalty, and mandatory Discord activity.

 

I will crap apathy all over your faction application and you will drown in it.

 

You’re muted, kiddo.

7* Fitness Center sold · · 2 likes

Great owner.

(S) ORANGE WEAPONS · · 1 like

Great communication, great deals, and even better weapons. 

Pokerogue Help ·

I can NOT defeat Pokerogue. I have yet to make it to round 200. My best is 114 so far. 

 

Give tips on the best pokemon to use, possibly with the best abilities or moves. Any tips/advice at all... please. 

 

I am suffering. 

 

 

How to roll like a Ruff Ryder · · 1 like

Stop,

Drop, 

Shut 'em down, 

Open up shop

[BUYING] Welcome To My Humble Disaster · · 1 like

Fast and reliable. 

Buying or Selling a Company? -Advertise Here- ·

Looking to buy 10 star fitness center. 

Message/mail me 

Faction Selling / Buying ·

Bump

Faction Selling / Buying · · 1 like

Bump. Send offers and message 

Faction Selling / Buying ·

Bump

Faction Selling / Buying · · 1 like

Sold

Title ·

Edit. 

Happy birthday to the ferret [thread dividends] ·

Happy birthday our fellow dude! 

I'm quitting (For now)! You can have my stuff! ·

👉👈

(Sold) 18% Expose AUG · · 2 likes

Sexy

SOOO. Are we gonna talk about this? ·

lol ok, that's kinda funny. 

 

Nice one. 

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

Job found. Thank you everyone 

STAT SPIES $4m FULL STAT · · 1 like

Kind and quick response 

Woolymamas trading post & Pawn! · · 1 like

Fast and mug free. +1

[B/S] RW Weapons! Negotiable! ·

Trusted trader with dem goods