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Sexy Vocabulary 2.0 · · 2 likes

A bushfire has a baneful outcome for a the animals in the forest. I thank the puppy god Brutus evey night that we don't live in the forest.

Sexy Vocabulary 2.0 · · 2 likes

I once worked in a polping shop once. If found the work to be palpable if not a little teadious. It paid well.

Sexy Vocabulary 2.0 · · 2 likes

People think puppies don't have a philology, but they are wrong. We have over 80 000 different types of sounds ranging from the plain old woolf to the deep and meaningful woolfwoolf.

Sexy Vocabulary 2.0 · · 2 likes

I've never heard of a hermetic seal before. Is it a new species of seal or is it just a local variant of the common seal.

Sexy Vocabulary 2.0 · · 2 likes

I had a pet umbra once until I removed my hand from the lamp shade.

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Turtle Trading - Voted Trader of the Year! · · 1 like

Mr Wacky is the best.

Lov him long time.

Do your self a favour and do a trade with him.

Green Arrows · · 1 like

I bought some really nice stuff from Mr GBoopsie.

He was real friendly and gave me a pat on the nose for nothing.

I want to play a little ball with him but he was very busy selling good stuff.

I will come back for more for sure.

 

Give away 10Mil ·

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Above Market Value, Mug Free Trades!!! · · 1 like

Mr Snipsonic he is the best. he likes puppies and looks after us really well. you could do way worse if you don't take his offers up.

Do your self a favour and drop him a trade, you will not regret it.

Sign Ups Open - 5 Torn Wide Events 4 November!-TTT ·

TTT sign in please.

 

Spooky Lucky Dip · · 1 like

You found a rabid bone at the dump then you are it.

Turtle Trading - Voted Trader of the Year! · · 1 like

WhackedMaki is the best. He always makes me happy. He buys all he shit i want to sell. Good prices as well. He is the best.

Woof

Chosen's Trading - Cash for your items! · · 1 like

I got together a bunch of stuff and asked oldmate Chosen if he would buy them. He did indeed buy them and i received a bunch of plunder from him.

Your the best Chosen

Your the one

Sexy Vocabulary 2.0 ·

The abduction of puppies from their humans is on the increase in parts of the city. This crime is particularly nasty for human family's but in Torn it's not even a crime 2.0.

TTT - Torn Wide Comp for June! Sign Ups Closed! ·

Can Puppy's apply if so count me in.

Sexy Vocabulary 2.0 · · 1 like

Uncle Hector is a corgi and he is also a gadfly. He is so annoying due to his age and how he never lets go of anything even after 30 years he is still going on about how Aunty Betty didn't put the tea towel away properly.

Sexy Vocabulary 2.0 ·

I was in the shit again because I ate the remote control and the panacea of face licking didn't work.

Sexy Vocabulary 2.0 ·

My human father hid the ball in the garden so I gleaned through the garden to find it.

Sexy Vocabulary 2.0 ·

The plan my best friend Toby made to catch all the cats in the neighbourhood was quixotic. So we just chased them.

Sexy Vocabulary 2.0 · · 1 like

Sometimes at puppy school my human mum gives me a countermand which is so different from the first order I just give up and roll on my back.

Sexy Vocabulary 2.0 · · 1 like

Last week my human mum took me to a place with lots of other puppies in a big hall. When we got there I asked what is this all about and was told it was a symposium about problem puppies for the humans and a symposium for problem humans for the puppies.

Sexy Vocabulary 2.0 · · 1 like

All puppies are ebullient untill they are sleeping then they are eslepillient. 

Sexy Vocabulary 2.0 ·

When we were little puppy's my younger brother always had his mouth agape as everything surprised him. Now he is a guide dog and nothing ever surprises him now.

Sexy Vocabulary 2.0 ·

My human mother took me to see my brother from another mother last week. We walked into a box, the door shut and then we were somewhere else. I have a great veneration towards this thing. When you are in it you feel funny but the you are somewhere different. Wow.

Sexy Vocabulary 2.0 · · 1 like

We visited a human aunty last week and she had a panoply of sausage dog. More than a Baker's dozen.