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Ladies and gentlemen of Torn…
Today is a historic day.

Today is the day our keyboards are finally free.
Today… we celebrate Fucks Giving.

For almost three years, I’ve been playing this beautiful crime-infested, drug-fueled, hospital-speedrunning simulator, and through all of it… one word was locked away like it was the boss of morality itself.

And now?
WE CAN SAY FUCK.

The first day I created my account, I wanted to scream, “FUCK YEAH.”

But nooooo.

The game said:
“Whoa there criminal mastermind, armed robbery is fine, body disposal is fine, organized murder is fine… but LANGUAGE? Absolutely not.”

The first attack I lost, I didn’t want strategy tips.
I wanted to say:
“WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?”

The first mugging I experienced?
“Fuck this guy.”

The first time I got chain-hit in a war?
“These fuckers again.”

The first time I saw my hospital timer for 3 hours because somebody with 9 billion battle stats sneezed in my direction?
“For fuck’s sake.”

And let’s talk about my first faction:
Talented

Amazing name. Beautiful name. Respectable name.
But deep in my soul… I knew the truth.

It should have been Talented Fuckers.

Every war had that ONE member fucking up the chain.
You know who you are.
Missed hits.
Wrong targets.
Accidentally xanaxing themselves into another dimension.
Attacking randomly while chain was at 24.
Hosping out to Start races during ranked war.

And all I could do was type “bro…”

BRO?
BRO???
The situation demanded FUCK.

There were so many emotional moments robbed from me.

Getting mugged after a big casino win?
“FUCK.”

Failing a 95% success crime?
“FUCK.”

Accidentally overdosing?
“FUCK.”

Buying high and selling low on the item market like a financially unstable idiot?
“FUUUUUUUCK.”

And the funniest part?
The word being censored made me want to say it EVEN MORE.

My brain automatically completed the sentence like a patriotic duty.

It became spiritual.
It became personal.

Torn let us commit every felony known to mankind but drew the line at spicy vocabulary.

You could literally:

Sell drugs

Rob stores

Blow up cars

Start gang wars

Run organized crime

Put someone in hospital for geological eras

…but saying FUCK?
“Calm down there buddy.”

Not anymore.

Today we reclaim our freedom.
Today the streets echo with profanity.

Today we rise together and say the most beautiful word in the English language:

FUCK.

So please, gather around this glorious thread and share:

Your first censored FUCK

Your most deserved FUCK

Your funniest FUCK moment

Your ranked-war FUCK tragedy

Your market-related FUCK decisions

Your accidental-jail FUCK stories

This is no longer just a forum thread.

This is history.

Happy Fucks Giving, you magnificent fuckers.

[SELLING] Gold Rank Faction  219k Respect

Faction Details:

- Respect: 219,000

- Rank: Gold

- Price: 4B 

Upgrades:

War Mode:

- Aggression

- Fortitude

Peace Mode:

- Steadfast

- Excursion

Other Upgrades:

- Organized Crimes II

- Chaining V (250)

- Capacity: 30

- Territory: 1

- Utility Armory: Locked

- Lab: Locked

Price is negotiable for serious buyers. Lowball offers will be ignored.

Interested buyers can contact me through in-game mail or DM to discuss.

Found buyer

[Recruiting] Talented Vanguard 

War-Focused Faction | 150k+ Respect and Growing

Talented Vanguard is a war faction that’s steadily growing, sitting at 150k respect and climbing fast. We’re building a group that’s tough to beat, and we’d like a few more people who enjoy the same style of play.

What we offer:

•  Biweekly wars to keep things exciting.

•  Increased travel capacity for better profits.

•  6% Strength & Defense Steadfast (on rotation).

•  Funded training for new players until you’re set up financially.

•  Clear guidelines and support to help you perform better than most in Torn.
  

We ask that members work toward donator or subscriber status as soon as they can (after 2 wars) . The focus here is on participation in wars and being part of an experienced, active team, not just having a faction tag.

We also use Discord and Tornstats to stay organized and connected.

If you ever need a break from war, our crime-focused sister faction is there, with strong perks and training time available.

If this sounds like the right fit for you, drop me a message and let’s talk

Buuumppp

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[SELLING] Gold Rank Faction  219k Respect

Faction Details:

- Respect: 219,000

- Rank: Gold

- Price: 4B 

Upgrades:

War Mode:

- Aggression

- Fortitude

Peace Mode:

- Steadfast

- Excursion

Other Upgrades:

- Organized Crimes II

- Chaining V (250)

- Capacity: 30

- Territory: 1

- Utility Armory: Locked

- Lab: Locked

Price is negotiable for serious buyers. Lowball offers will be ignored.

Interested buyers can contact me through in-game mail or DM to discuss.

Found buyer

Ladies and gentlemen of Torn…
Today is a historic day.

Today is the day our keyboards are finally free.
Today… we celebrate Fucks Giving.

For almost three years, I’ve been playing this beautiful crime-infested, drug-fueled, hospital-speedrunning simulator, and through all of it… one word was locked away like it was the boss of morality itself.

And now?
WE CAN SAY FUCK.

The first day I created my account, I wanted to scream, “FUCK YEAH.”

But nooooo.

The game said:
“Whoa there criminal mastermind, armed robbery is fine, body disposal is fine, organized murder is fine… but LANGUAGE? Absolutely not.”

The first attack I lost, I didn’t want strategy tips.
I wanted to say:
“WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?”

The first mugging I experienced?
“Fuck this guy.”

The first time I got chain-hit in a war?
“These fuckers again.”

The first time I saw my hospital timer for 3 hours because somebody with 9 billion battle stats sneezed in my direction?
“For fuck’s sake.”

And let’s talk about my first faction:
Talented

Amazing name. Beautiful name. Respectable name.
But deep in my soul… I knew the truth.

It should have been Talented Fuckers.

Every war had that ONE member fucking up the chain.
You know who you are.
Missed hits.
Wrong targets.
Accidentally xanaxing themselves into another dimension.
Attacking randomly while chain was at 24.
Hosping out to Start races during ranked war.

And all I could do was type “bro…”

BRO?
BRO???
The situation demanded FUCK.

There were so many emotional moments robbed from me.

Getting mugged after a big casino win?
“FUCK.”

Failing a 95% success crime?
“FUCK.”

Accidentally overdosing?
“FUCK.”

Buying high and selling low on the item market like a financially unstable idiot?
“FUUUUUUUCK.”

And the funniest part?
The word being censored made me want to say it EVEN MORE.

My brain automatically completed the sentence like a patriotic duty.

It became spiritual.
It became personal.

Torn let us commit every felony known to mankind but drew the line at spicy vocabulary.

You could literally:

Sell drugs

Rob stores

Blow up cars

Start gang wars

Run organized crime

Put someone in hospital for geological eras

…but saying FUCK?
“Calm down there buddy.”

Not anymore.

Today we reclaim our freedom.
Today the streets echo with profanity.

Today we rise together and say the most beautiful word in the English language:

FUCK.

So please, gather around this glorious thread and share:

Your first censored FUCK

Your most deserved FUCK

Your funniest FUCK moment

Your ranked-war FUCK tragedy

Your market-related FUCK decisions

Your accidental-jail FUCK stories

This is no longer just a forum thread.

This is history.

Happy Fucks Giving, you magnificent fuckers.

Congratulations and thanks for the loot

Bump

Bump

Quick bump.... Talented Vanguard is recruiting.
We’re a war faction, not a tag to sit under.
If you’re after wars, perks, and a group that’s serious about growing stronger together, we’re the right fit.

Still recruiting for Talented Vanguard, a war-focused faction with 130k+ respect and growing.
 Biweekly wars
 Travel perks
 6% Strength/Defense boosts on rotation
 Funded training for newbies

We’re looking for active players who want to participate in wars and grow with an experienced team.

Message me if you’re interested

[Recruiting] Talented Vanguard 

War-Focused Faction | 150k+ Respect and Growing

Talented Vanguard is a war faction that’s steadily growing, sitting at 150k respect and climbing fast. We’re building a group that’s tough to beat, and we’d like a few more people who enjoy the same style of play.

What we offer:

•  Biweekly wars to keep things exciting.

•  Increased travel capacity for better profits.

•  6% Strength & Defense Steadfast (on rotation).

•  Funded training for new players until you’re set up financially.

•  Clear guidelines and support to help you perform better than most in Torn.
  

We ask that members work toward donator or subscriber status as soon as they can (after 2 wars) . The focus here is on participation in wars and being part of an experienced, active team, not just having a faction tag.

We also use Discord and Tornstats to stay organized and connected.

If you ever need a break from war, our crime-focused sister faction is there, with strong perks and training time available.

If this sounds like the right fit for you, drop me a message and let’s talk

Peak wisdom from the ‘my mom said I’m special’ school of thought

still looking 

Looking to buy a 100k respect faction shell in 10 days.
Budget is 1.3b, but I’m open to paying a bit more if the faction checks the right boxes:

1.Low rank preferred (Bronze or Silver)
2.Useful upgrades – Not interested in territory or 50 cap
3. No drama, no fluff — I’m a serious buyer with funds ready in 10 days

If you’ve got a solid shell you’re ready to part with, DM me with your offer. Let’s make a smooth, clean deal.


Found

lets gooo

Are the FF scores never going to update to 3.66 anymore? its been a month now and my score just keeps going down and im now at 2.8

Its becoming impossible to gauge my enemy's  BS at this point since i dont even know what my real score is

I tried this at one point and it sucked. I spent $50M on Drug Packs, opened them all and made less than that. I didn't stop there, I used $100M and made less than that. The loss you make is not huge and that gives you the false hope that you might get it with the second trial. I don't recommend this for anyone 

Let me have the 2b lol

Oorah