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Ben_Hagen [2966467] Level 100 AQUA-Poseidon AQUA Buccaneer
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- NUKE: $82b GONE & (NO) DOXXING! [upd 11]
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- SHOW US YOUR BUTTHOLE!
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- MY BALLS ARE NOW BLUE
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- DOWN TORN!
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- [Part3 Happy ending] I CAUGHT MY HUSBAND CHEAT ........ ON GAME ????
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I can tell the future too: you're up for some real fun from tomorrow!

Link: BankRoll 40oz [2777585]
update: I remember from my time in NF that 40oz (now BankRoll) also meds out during real wars, bleeding his way to the poker tables - he's such a team player!
Today, KellZero registered the 4,000,000th Torn account.
Truly unprecedented!

10:45:55 - 05/11/25 You sent $4,000,000 to KellZero with the message: Welcome to Torn!
This is what happened with all these accounts:

All these new accounts bring two advantages for me:
1) the price of erotic dvds (stock block) stays high because somehow noobs still want to do happy jumps;
2) I can keep making memes about noob drama.
So many new players lately, what are your thoughts about this?
PS: Who won the bet that is buried somewhere deep in the Fedded Archives? bogie or the other player(s)?
First Lat, then CPrinceC, but 3rd time is a charm?
One of NF's bankers made a terrible mistake. A $82b mistake.
I removed his name, as I feel genuinely sorry for him.
The new billionaire, VitaminT21, already left Nuclear Fusion in disagreement (source: LEAFEHLEAKS), and still hasn't returned the money
update: still a good chance that it was all a misunderstanding (link to comment from his new faction)
update 2: correction, he was already in Halos when NF sent him the money
update 3: confirmation of the above
* update 3b: multiple people in the comments have revealed the banker name, so I just updated the screenshot below to avoid confusion about the transactions
Update 4: ex-Nuke leader reports >> LEAFEHLEAKS (click)
Update 5: the day after
Vitamin's NW went down, not up.
There can be 3 explanations for this: link to post.
Update 6: Nuclear Fusion has received ~$60b back and expects more soon. Lucky!
Update 7: banker changed name and left Nuke: are we ready for da (dirty) bombz?
Update 8: banker DaBombz joined ODB &
VitaminT21 bought himself something nice from the banking "error"
Update 9: money gone indeed and banker quits (click)
Update 10: doxxing (click) mentioned in newspaper
Update 11: reply NF leader (click)
Discuss.
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ChatGPT didn't know that we have a Suggestions forum?

I'm going to dedicate the rest of my time here to make his life miserable
How? You have very low stats, no money...

JERM's restaurant being infested by rats reminds me of this old joke

Posting in legendary thread (?) 🍿🍿🍿
Torn is an endless climb. That I even take the effort to fly this event shows I am still climbing too.
Sorry that after your 529 days in the game you still didn't figure out how flying and restocking works.
Sold out? Wait a few minutes.
Skill issue.

The macana was for some recreational local bounty hunting in the two minutes I had to wait for restock.
Will you dirty bomb ESC now?
Two years ago that happened to M for firing someone from a candle ship.

And who has your leash? Cause if they don't get a tighter grip on your bitch ass, your whole faction/friends/group will be drowning in shit soon :) pass that along like the good ******* dog you are. I'd recommend you know what is going on before talking shit out of your mouth, cause you are writing a check your factions ass might not cash :)
Is Monarch HQ actually itself?

I zoomed in on OP's pfp

Maybe it was a friend from the book club?

Again? Not original then, not original now.

https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=2&t=16596369
To be honest, I read this post more as a consultation on an idea and an opening for discussion. Quite literally stated in the poll and the last paragraphs too:
The better question is: Does having this mechanic produce better faction warring gameplay today?
Because if a rarely used destructive mechanic indirectly discourages factions from engaging with a system that could generate considerably more wars, politics and player-driven content, perhaps Torn would benefit more without it?
Personally I am curious to see GD's thoughts on this before it's moved to the graveyard SG.
TL;DR:
Raiding was designed as a destructive warfare mechanic, and it still works that way. But if Raiding discourages factions from starting territory wars because they fear retaliation, removing it could actually lead to more wars, politics, and player-driven content.
Nice, I'll give it a try!
He is probably out of tokens, but soon there might appear an AI image of something with giant boobs.







