Undertaker103 [2967765] Level 90 Traveling The Wooden Spoon Brigade Desert Spoon
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Some would say it violates this rule
Hate speech and direct or indirect derogatory words / slurs regarding ethnic origin, religion, gender identity, sexual orientation, disability, misogyny, or misandry. This includes any text, imagery or flags displayed in support of discrimination, real-world terrorism, or Nazism.
Hey,
So we're recruiting. Sort of. I mean, we need bodies more than anything else, and you have a body, so here we are.
We're the Wooden Spoon Brigade. We have fully embraced the wooden spoon as a symbol, because if you're going to finish last, you may as well own it with some dignity. We think there's a certain honesty to it. Most factions call themselves things like "Death Storm" or "Iron Legion" and then bottle it in wars. At least you know exactly what you're getting with us.
Honestly? Anyone. We're not going to pretend we have a strict stat requirement. If you can fog a mirror you're probably in the conversation. Combat experience is nice but at this point we're not really in a position to be fussy.
Look, we're not going to be the faction that carries you to glory. We're not going to shower you in cache rewards or dominate the leaderboards. There are plenty of factions that will promise you all that, and some of them might even mean it.
What we can tell you is that it's relaxed, nobody's going to shout at you for being offline, and there's a reasonable chance you'll have a laugh at some point. We have a good name. Arguably our best asset.
Just send a message. Or don't, and think about it for a bit. We'll still be here. Probably.
— The Wooden Spoon Brigade Management Team
P.S. If you find a better offer, take it. No hard feelings. We get it. We're used to it.
Some would say it violates this rule
Hate speech and direct or indirect derogatory words / slurs regarding ethnic origin, religion, gender identity, sexual orientation, disability, misogyny, or misandry. This includes any text, imagery or flags displayed in support of discrimination, real-world terrorism, or Nazism.
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Hey,
So we're recruiting. Sort of. I mean, we need bodies more than anything else, and you have a body, so here we are.
We're the Wooden Spoon Brigade. We have fully embraced the wooden spoon as a symbol, because if you're going to finish last, you may as well own it with some dignity. We think there's a certain honesty to it. Most factions call themselves things like "Death Storm" or "Iron Legion" and then bottle it in wars. At least you know exactly what you're getting with us.
Honestly? Anyone. We're not going to pretend we have a strict stat requirement. If you can fog a mirror you're probably in the conversation. Combat experience is nice but at this point we're not really in a position to be fussy.
Look, we're not going to be the faction that carries you to glory. We're not going to shower you in cache rewards or dominate the leaderboards. There are plenty of factions that will promise you all that, and some of them might even mean it.
What we can tell you is that it's relaxed, nobody's going to shout at you for being offline, and there's a reasonable chance you'll have a laugh at some point. We have a good name. Arguably our best asset.
Just send a message. Or don't, and think about it for a bit. We'll still be here. Probably.
— The Wooden Spoon Brigade Management Team
P.S. If you find a better offer, take it. No hard feelings. We get it. We're used to it.
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