You could make a documentary out of it, let me list some off the top of my head... Trouts, cottage cheese, being Russian, more trouts, ransom, global chat welcome gift, talking too much, talking too little, not giving someone 25M I don't have (not confirmed), having problematic friends, being problematic myself, not liking someone, and no particular reason!
funny, i can't even put bounties on newbies, and we don't bully anybody who doesn't deserve it because, hang on to your socks for this one people: WE'RE NOT DICKHEADS! I wonder if you telling people to stfu has anything to do with your bounties...