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A guy said to God, "God, is it true that to you a billion years is like a second?"
God said yes.
The guy said, "God, is it true that to you a billion dollars is like a penny?"
God said yes.
The guy said, "God, can I have a penny?"
God said, "Sure, just a second."

What's a moth's favorite stroke? The butterfly.

A guy said to God, "God, is it true that to you a billion years is like a second?"
God said yes.
The guy said, "God, is it true that to you a billion dollars is like a penny?"
God said yes.
The guy said, "God, can I have a penny?"
God said, "Sure, just a second."

i hope its fine if i post this here

I bought a new car, but the only thing it’s driven me to is bankruptcy.

hey you, 

yes.. you! I would highly recommend trading with xenathe.

A quick and reliable trader. 

would highly recommend.. very friendly and quick trade

thank you for the present.. it was nice. （￣︶￣）↗　

hi

hi

I told my spouse to accept her flaws. I received a warm hug.

i guess so, bru

joined

whoever sees this, join as well since they give away good prizes so come be part of this. 

hi

I don't know what to post so i will send a joke:

When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.

A guy said to God, "God, is it true that to you a billion years is like a second?"
God said yes.
The guy said, "God, is it true that to you a billion dollars is like a penny?"
God said yes.
The guy said, "God, can I have a penny?"
God said, "Sure, just a second."

What's a moth's favorite stroke? The butterfly.

A guy said to God, "God, is it true that to you a billion years is like a second?"
God said yes.
The guy said, "God, is it true that to you a billion dollars is like a penny?"
God said yes.
The guy said, "God, can I have a penny?"
God said, "Sure, just a second."

i hope its fine if i post this here

yo

congrats

hi

hey hey

Someone told me that it’s impossible to make a pun about vegetables. I said that’s not nececelery true.

hi .... 

Someone told me that it’s impossible to make a pun about vegetables. I said that’s not nececelery true.

i trusted a trader who was in a war and he told me he will send me the money for my dumbbells but instead he blocked me after getting his hands on the item and i needed it so i can buy items to upgrade myself for upcoming wars. 

he scammed me and never gave me my money for my dumbbells

if you reading this lylohin... unblock me and give me my money or the dumbbell then you can block me

easy and quick trade. Really recommend for more people to trade with.