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CrackheadMcGee [2985409] Level 31 Cyclone \/ Vortex

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Grave me daddy booger uwu · · 3 likes

A highway patrolman pulls a man over and asks him "What do you do for work?"
The man replies "Oh well I'm a rectum stretcher sir! I go to a client and stretch from an inch, to a foot, all the way up to six feet, officer!"
The officer, bewildered, asks him "What in the world would anyone do with a six foot asshole?!"

"Put em in uniform and stick em on the side of the road with a radar gun."

Grave · · 2 likes

yard

Graveyard · · 0 likes

Grave pls 

Selling Losses 300k [Closed] · · 0 likes

Closed

B'ing bulk Wallets/Folds/Holders/Zips · · 0 likes

Buying
Coin Purse's $1,000
Old Wallet's $1,500
Clutch's $2,500
Zip Wallet's $3,500
Cardholder's $7,500
Billfolds's $24,000
Prices negotiable

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Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

L4W

 

WORK STATS:

Manual labor: 11,047
Intelligence: 18,421
Endurance: 29,618

6/10 EE (10/10 ASAP) 

 

Disposition:

Active Daily

<10% Addi. (Tolerance negotiable) 

 

 

Seeking:

Adult Novelty

Farm 

Ladies Club

Candle Shop 

Or similar specials

 (E/Nerve, Crime/Gym Gains)

Scammer : Bobatea [3315367] · · 1 like

"She" messaged me about a month ago, and I immediately clicked them as a scam. Do better, this is Torn after all

 

Scamming Crime - a really basic guide · · 1 like

Been bumbling around, but this seems to be spot on. R++

why doesn't the certificate of lame sell ·

A thread rivaling AutisticDragons antics, truly. 

POLL: Quitting Torn, how to spend/waste my NW ·

To the church coffers!

Up 50b in RR + 2x SE giveaway [Ended] ·

I made and lost my first million to RR, it's good to remember it's all for fun. Also SE giveaway!? Woohoo!

Torn isn't America enough · · 2 likes

10/10 ragebait, would read more replies.

Graveyard ·

Grave pls 

imagine torn gets a vr version. ·

Op baned, great thread.

Selling Losses 300k [Closed] ·

Belated bump

Selling Losses 300k [Closed] ·

Open once more!

Selling Losses 300k [Closed] ·

Closed

B'ing bulk Wallets/Folds/Holders/Zips ·

Buying
Coin Purse's $1,000
Old Wallet's $1,500
Clutch's $2,500
Zip Wallet's $3,500
Cardholder's $7,500
Billfolds's $24,000
Prices negotiable

DAY TWELVE - DUKES DUMP GIVEAWAY ·

Merry Christmas to the stunningly awesome araine [2148127] my amazing waif :))

DAY TWELVE - DUKES DUMP GIVEAWAY ·

Merry Christmas to everyone! Especially my stunning Araine :))))

DAY NINE - DUKES DUMP GIVEAWAY ·

What's the difference between Leslie and the dump?
The dump's a valuable part of Torn

Merry Christmas everyone, have a happy new year!!

DAY TWO - DUKE'S DUMP GIVEAWAY ·

333 grams

Torn's #1 Bulk Losses / Escapes - Nebula Corp · · 1 like

Fast losses with good prices. R++

Torn's #1 Bulk Losses / Escapes - Nebula Corp ·

Payed for 200 losses and it was done within a day. R+++ everyone should go through Nebula Escorts for losses!

Torn's #1 Bulk Losses / Escapes - Nebula Corp ·

Absolutely amazing service, fast delivery, and an extremely reliable way to get bulk losses in. Will absolutely buy again