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I mistakenly left my faction mid-chain (Dividends) · · 41 likes

[image: r2.isla.gay]

This is my faction homepage.

I have a script that, when I click it, it will open the attack page of a random user. I use this for chaining, and that button is the green Chain button.

 

Do you notice anything particular about the location of the button?

 

Maybe if I scroll down a bit and zoom in:

[image: r2.isla.gay]

 

 

21:06:58 - 14/02/26 You left AssKickers United

 

I mistakenly left my faction mid chain. 

I don't know how I did this, but somehow I misclicked both the leave faction and confirm buttons. When I left (and rejoined) I had 483 hits putting me in fourth place in chain performance.

 

[image: r2.isla.gay]

[image: r2.isla.gay]

I possibly have the best chain performance of any greenfist ever. I also stopped short of 500 hits, with so much time left and so much energy left that I could have used. 

 

[image: r2.isla.gay]

 

 

00:59:14 - 15/02/26 You sent 10x Bottle of Stinky Swamp Punch to Wiber with the message: It was actually 12 recruitment messages :P

Plushies & Flowers @ 100% MV; More coming soon · · 2 likes

Hey! I'm Aurora, and I'm buying lots of stuff.
Notably, plushies and flowers at 100% MV, as well as alcohol, drugs, ecans, candy, supply packs, and more coming soon!
I'm usually active between 16:00 and 4:00 TCT.
I'm also open to buying anything else you want to get rid of, at a negotiable price.
Prices --> tornexchange.com/prices/Auroradjs/
Trade --> borealis.gay/trade

POLYGAMY in my christian torn server?! · · 2 likes

Picture this: You're lounging on your lawnchair with your beautiful spouse on your private island. You think to yourself, "How could this be any better?"

 

Well I have the answer! TWO SPOUSES! And while we're at it, why not more!

 

Polygamy in Torn!

 

Gone are the days where you must decide who to share your luxurious private island with. Now, you can marry them all!

 

Features:

  • A 1% increase to happy per spouse after the first
  • Merit bar for 10 spouses
  • HOF stat for most spouses
  • New 'slut' title for marrying lots of people

 

Benefits:

  • Bring more happiness to torn!
  • Factions can have their members marry each other for ultimate team bonding!
  • You're always six degrees of fu- MARRIAGE to anyone else in torn!

 

[image: cdn.borealis.gay]

 

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Devs, Are You Watching? Here's What Players Want: · · 5 likes

drugs 2.0 ideas

  • you can use drugs with no cooldown; however, the sooner you use a drug after your last drug, there's an exponentially higher chance of overdosing
  • tolerance. eventually you will need to use a drug you use consistently more and more often to receive the same effect; if i use 3xd for a month, maybe a xanax will start to give me 200e instead of 250e. some drugs are more tolerant to tolerance; xanax tolerance will build relatively fast, weed tolerance a bit slower, lsd might be the slowest.
  • drug manufacturing crime
  • tweak the effects of ketamine, speed, etc to actually be worthwhile. maybe speed could double energy regen rate to be 10e/10m instead of 5e/10m

I mistakenly left my faction mid-chain (Dividends) ·

that would suuuck

I mistakenly left my faction mid-chain (Dividends) · · 2 likes

i believe it's legal. You can always just edit the user id in the url and increment it and stuff like tornpda chain tab has a button to bring you straight to the attack page

I mistakenly left my faction mid-chain (Dividends) ·

actually, no somehow...

I mistakenly left my faction mid-chain (Dividends) · · 1 like

i think i either didn't notice i had the dialog open and hit the confirm button on accident when moving my phone, or i spaced out and just clicked confirm thinking it was for whatever else I was doing at the time

I mistakenly left my faction mid-chain (Dividends) · · 41 likes

[image: r2.isla.gay]

This is my faction homepage.

I have a script that, when I click it, it will open the attack page of a random user. I use this for chaining, and that button is the green Chain button.

 

Do you notice anything particular about the location of the button?

 

Maybe if I scroll down a bit and zoom in:

[image: r2.isla.gay]

 

 

21:06:58 - 14/02/26 You left AssKickers United

 

I mistakenly left my faction mid chain. 

I don't know how I did this, but somehow I misclicked both the leave faction and confirm buttons. When I left (and rejoined) I had 483 hits putting me in fourth place in chain performance.

 

[image: r2.isla.gay]

[image: r2.isla.gay]

I possibly have the best chain performance of any greenfist ever. I also stopped short of 500 hits, with so much time left and so much energy left that I could have used. 

 

[image: r2.isla.gay]

 

 

00:59:14 - 15/02/26 You sent 10x Bottle of Stinky Swamp Punch to Wiber with the message: It was actually 12 recruitment messages :P

Top 20 Stats (Dividends included) ·

your lowest stat is higher than my total 😅

congrats though, big milestone. and rip to the one who is now 21st. 

TOP 100 Battlestats (93b) · · 1 like

congrats! one day i will... probably never get near that level :(

Ata Trading: SE, FHC, cans... most things · · 1 like

bit late but then rounded my trade up by over a mil, 10/10 would trade again 

Buying/Selling RW Weps/Armor ·

quick and easy trade, no fuss. got it for a great price too! 

Free gift game! ·

22:24:03 - 20/05/25 You sent a Can of Munster to PeregrineBune with the message: gift game or something

Freevive extortion Emergency Room · · 2 likes

if this thread has taught me one thing, it's to always say thank you

SMTH - PTA vs NPO - Strength ·

i had fun winning

 

gg pta

[268 R+] Adderall [Waiting On Admin Response] ·

make it ritalin. adderall is just speed, which already exists

POLYGAMY in my christian torn server?! · · 2 likes

Picture this: You're lounging on your lawnchair with your beautiful spouse on your private island. You think to yourself, "How could this be any better?"

 

Well I have the answer! TWO SPOUSES! And while we're at it, why not more!

 

Polygamy in Torn!

 

Gone are the days where you must decide who to share your luxurious private island with. Now, you can marry them all!

 

Features:

  • A 1% increase to happy per spouse after the first
  • Merit bar for 10 spouses
  • HOF stat for most spouses
  • New 'slut' title for marrying lots of people

 

Benefits:

  • Bring more happiness to torn!
  • Factions can have their members marry each other for ultimate team bonding!
  • You're always six degrees of fu- MARRIAGE to anyone else in torn!

 

[image: cdn.borealis.gay]

 

I'm quitting. Win 6b! ·

ok but watch the guy he scammed actually be his alt

I'm quitting. Win 6b! ·

no yea almost definitely

Spooky Lucky Dip ·

You just burnt through over 250N, when you hear a demanding knock on your door: "NSA, OPEN THE f**k UP"

50b total stat ACHIEVED and thread dividends ·

wooOOO CONGRATS! i have a long while ahead of me to get to that point

Free gift game! ·

08:35:02 - 04/09/24 You sent 3x Medical Bill to Shadowmourne with the message: gift game