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If any of you ever feel stupid... · · 33 likes

I just put 40 million in the bank for 90 days, with a total profit of 7 million... or 80k per day. FML.

Best place to start playing Final Fantasy? · · 1 like

I've been meaning to get into FF for a while, and I've been playing some 14 with a friend, but that doesn't really count as a FF game, right? What's a good place for a newcomer to start?

Iran should topple Israel and give it back to Palestine · · 1 like

Free Palestine! I feel like with current events, a lot of people are too caught up in hating Israel over loving Palestine. My heart bleeds for her people.

What is buy mugging? · · 1 like

I just got 10 bounties on my head for "buy mugging", what does that even mean? I'm pretty sure I didn't do it, at least intentionally.

Why do some factions consider flying as a way of turtleing? · · 2 likes

if you're fighting a faction that doesnt turn off revives for war you were pprobably gonna win anyways xD

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WoW Forever... ·

is this a solid place to start if I've never really touched WoW before?

Six-Pack of Alcohol, Open or Sell? · · 3 likes

Typically, you shouldn't open packs. I tend to open 'em though, cause I am a moron.

Mediocre Loadouts of Torn · · 2 likes

12:05:16 - 14/05/26 You bought a Kodachi (Grace) on the item market from PurpleHaze at $44,900,000 each for a total of $44,900,000

 

TWO rare weapons!

Mediocre Loadouts of Torn · · 5 likes

its like having one rare weapon on fort

How do you become funny? · · 1 like

But, more seriously, there's no "right" way to do comedy. It isn't something you can write a guide for, you have to kinda feel it out for yourself, find what style works for you (observational, absurdist, dry, gallows, etc.) The same style could be drastically different on some people, and have extremely different effects on different groups. It is way too complex and multifaceted for a torn discussion forum.

How do you become funny? ·

alternatively, having a soul could help, but you can't do both 

Why the f are there not any medals for oc's? ·

not a question, ergo, no answer

Where to get yellow weapons? ·

They're called "RWs" or Ranked Weapons. Asides from some rare outliers, they're obtained from different caches, which are awarded to a faction after a Ranked War. Typically, they're sold by the leaders in order to pay out any war hits. The outliers are extremely rare drops from NPCs, such as the poison umbrella or bread knife. For most people, the only way you'll get a RW is buying it. Seems like you got a pretty solid one!

Thug [2089844] · · 2 likes

why would any of us gaf bro

Indians Claim ISRAEL Is Their Ancestral Homeland · · 1 like

eh. same validity as the current occupiers.

Why do some factions consider flying as a way of turtleing? ·

i mean like, if you're fighting a faction that doesnt KNOW to turn off revives, you're almost definitely gonna win against those noobs

Why do some factions consider flying as a way of turtleing? · · 2 likes

if you're fighting a faction that doesnt turn off revives for war you were pprobably gonna win anyways xD

If any of you ever feel stupid... ·

oh no they'll get like 2 million D: how ever will i recover

If any of you ever feel stupid... · · 33 likes

I just put 40 million in the bank for 90 days, with a total profit of 7 million... or 80k per day. FML.

Bees in Israel? (Posted here for potential comments) ·

israel dgaf, they've been "greening the desert" aka ruining a natural environment to fit their colonial ideals of a settlement.

The profanity filter is ******* bullshit · · 1 like

>PG-13

you can get arrested for molesting a dog

Able to attack player under 15 days old with a non-new account ·

Thanks, sorry I didn't know that.

Able to attack player under 15 days old with a non-new account ·

I'm currently posting this with TornTools enabled.

 

I was able to attack and hospitalize a "greenleaf" who was only 10 days old. I activated the attack screen from the newspaper bounty section, clicking the hyperlinked "claim" button. I do not believe any other scripts I have installed could have impacted this.

 

FREE!!! 5% Rage Metal Nunchuck 69 damage (nice) Giveaway! (Drawn and now closed) ·

A priest, a rabbit, and a monk walk into a bar. The rabbit says: "Hold on, I think I'm a typo."

 

Fun fact: I took a year and change long hiatus and came back, so now some people think I was level holding. I was not. I just wasn't here for a year.

What would Torn be like if it was Communist? · · 2 likes

Boring? Most conflict comes from the conditions of capitalism, there are just less stories to tell in a proper communist society.