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Funny typo at Battering ram mission by Duke · · 0 likes

Instead of writing butt kicked in the following paragraph butt licked was written.

I was like wtf when I read it ?

How's it going tough-nuts? So now I wanna see how good you are at following orders. I think it was Albert Frankenstein who said you're a dumbass if you do the same thing over and over again, but like, want something different to happen when you do it. I don't know what that means, but I do know I need myself a dumbass. And you're it.

I want you to take on 437231 and get into a proper old-fashioned brawl with them...not once, not twice, but three times. Like that song about the lady. I gotta warn you though, he is one tough cookie, and you're probably gonna get your butt licked. But prove your loyalty to the Duke by getting up, dusting yourself off, and jumping back in for more pain and punishment three times, and I'll make it worth your while.

Oh and by the way, do you want grapes or candy when I come visit you in the hospital? If you survive I mean...

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Funny typo at Battering ram mission by Duke ·

Instead of writing butt kicked in the following paragraph butt licked was written.

I was like wtf when I read it ?

How's it going tough-nuts? So now I wanna see how good you are at following orders. I think it was Albert Frankenstein who said you're a dumbass if you do the same thing over and over again, but like, want something different to happen when you do it. I don't know what that means, but I do know I need myself a dumbass. And you're it.

I want you to take on 437231 and get into a proper old-fashioned brawl with them...not once, not twice, but three times. Like that song about the lady. I gotta warn you though, he is one tough cookie, and you're probably gonna get your butt licked. But prove your loyalty to the Duke by getting up, dusting yourself off, and jumping back in for more pain and punishment three times, and I'll make it worth your while.

Oh and by the way, do you want grapes or candy when I come visit you in the hospital? If you survive I mean...