For us to relic hunt, Ched needs to fix Travel 2.0, else we can't get weapons abroad. Hopefully that hiccup is sorted out before Halloween...
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- [RW] DP Medics vs Infernum Perdition
- [RW] DP Medics vs Alcoholic Drug Abusers
- [RW] DP Medics vs Luck & Loaded INC
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DP Medics vs Infernum Perdition
We are looking forward to an awesome fight against Infernum Perdition. They don’t term, and just like us, they must be hungry for a real fight. Same as us, they have only recently been promoted to Platinum.
Lets look at this stat-wise:
While we, DP Medics, obviously have the stat advantage at the lower end, Infernum Perdition a clear advantage over us at the top end.
Activity-wise, things aren’t looking as good for them, although it is still quite close at certain times.
So, place your bets people, post your memes and looking forward to an awesome war.
08:46:48 - 26/08/26 You overdosed on some Xanax going to the hospital for 83h 20m and losing 20 energy, 56 nerve and 4,373 happiness
Thanks Ched.
When I was a noob, I thought this was very unfair. But in the end, you need to enjoy the game and focus on your own progress.
DP Medics vs Alcoholic Drug Abusers
Even if this is gold vs plat, this will not be an easy war.
ADA has a lot more stats than us. Seems like they really do like drugs.
However, we do have more activity.
Place your bets & memes below.
Note from staff:
∴ We can deduce that DP Medics are at or above their true rank
We take that challenge!
https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=2&t=16564686&b=0&a=0&start=1220&to=27747464
As our faction leader Dilz says:
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Devs: We want to decrease money in circulation.
Bumbi: LET'S ADD MORE MONEYYY!!!!
For us to relic hunt, Ched needs to fix Travel 2.0, else we can't get weapons abroad. Hopefully that hiccup is sorted out before Halloween...
Thanks for an awesome war everyone! We successfully remain the gatekeepers of plat after Ched decided not to rank us up... again for like the fourth time. Thanks Infernum Perdition for being good sports and battling it out with us!

14:16:50 - 28/08/26 Demon- hospitalized you sending you to the hospital for 4h 07m [view]
Average fighting interaction this war
DP Medics vs Infernum Perdition
We are looking forward to an awesome fight against Infernum Perdition. They don’t term, and just like us, they must be hungry for a real fight. Same as us, they have only recently been promoted to Platinum.
Lets look at this stat-wise:
While we, DP Medics, obviously have the stat advantage at the lower end, Infernum Perdition a clear advantage over us at the top end.
Activity-wise, things aren’t looking as good for them, although it is still quite close at certain times.
So, place your bets people, post your memes and looking forward to an awesome war.
08:46:48 - 26/08/26 You overdosed on some Xanax going to the hospital for 83h 20m and losing 20 energy, 56 nerve and 4,373 happiness
Thanks Ched.
This is a great idea! Ranked Warring will be so much easier if you can turtle in jail. People in a Detective agency can jail people and get paid for it.
16:05:08 - 21/08/26 You sent some Xanax to Krao with the message: Accidents happen. Don't go begging in GD though.
DP Medics vs Alcoholic Drug Abusers
Even if this is gold vs plat, this will not be an easy war.
ADA has a lot more stats than us. Seems like they really do like drugs.
However, we do have more activity.
Place your bets & memes below.
Note from staff:
∴ We can deduce that DP Medics are at or above their true rank
We take that challenge!
https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=2&t=16564686&b=0&a=0&start=1220&to=27747464
As our faction leader Dilz says:
Just goes to show that this is a whole other level of warfare I'm not used to. Didn't even think of flight delays and WLT. Genuine respect for both sides. I still have a lot to learn.
#noobforever
I have a great deal of respect for both MHQ and CR. The type of organisation both factions have is something I can only strive to dream of. This was only my humble opinion of what I would have done. I am sure there is a lot of information behind the scenes that I don't have.

Monarch HQ is currently ahead, however, they are pinned down. 2 overseas are able to keep the chan alive, with another 2 on the way. CR can still win this if they can send someone with a BCT to keep those overseas dead and cause Monarch to drop the chain.
Well done everyone and thanks for a great war!!


DP Medics vs Luck & Loaded INC
We are DP Medics, and new(er) the Real Ranked War table. To all of you who do not know about us… you are not alone. THIS is our first war entering the forums… and what an interesting war.
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This is the activity tracker. We clearly have more activity, except in a few places, however the biggest worry is the stat graph.
The stat difference are very similar.
However, there are still hope for us since most of their stats are because of TuvCai [2835313] with more than 2.5 trillion in stats. Even though he can solo Duke, we still have hope.
Looking forward to an interesting war.
Send your memes and place your bets!
There are 4 ways to stop people speedrunning a new crime:
- Limit the amount of nerve people can spend each day on the crime
- Make the crime insanely expensive
- Make the crime super complex so that people need a few weeks to figure it out.
- Lock the crime behind education or time(like bootlegging where you had to wait for the store to sell automatically)
Since option 2 and 3 amd 4 are the least fun of all, they will probably do option 1.
We don't do hunting.
Hunting do us,
That.
Is.
Insane.
OP just doesn't want to miss a possible mug on a green leaf
Crazy war, enjoyed it so muuuch... Zzzzz
Finally I don't have to sit in Caymans just for DP Medics to return to Torn in under 10 seconds ;)
Incredible strategy and activity








