As a first time poster wondering through TornCity growing equally fascinated and frustrated I thought it only right to kill your time and possibly brain cells with a little limerick... I hope you enjoy!
"There lives a young man by the name of Tom Who's c**k was extremely long. He tripped and it snapped. He couldn't glue it back. So sorry girls now it's gone."
Please go easy on this poor lonely boy with a visual impairment using a massively outdated browser on a crap phone and may the day shine bright upon you...
I would literally kick a basket of kittens for a large suitcase. I rattle around in my lonely in my non heated unkempt mansion and would like to GRIND MY OWN WAY to owning a private island instead of renting... I'm new (ish) to torn and love the ways of the whacked out, wild and weird of this here place so a cheeky leg up towards breaking the glass sealing would be greatly aforded.. Blessings acolites...
I am simply thankful for my senses insight of having poor sight and hearing I don't know how my brain would cope without the power of the written word and music.
As a first time poster wondering through TornCity growing equally fascinated and frustrated I thought it only right to kill your time and possibly brain cells with a little limerick... I hope you enjoy!
"There lives a young man by the name of Tom Who's c**k was extremely long. He tripped and it snapped. He couldn't glue it back. So sorry girls now it's gone."
Please go easy on this poor lonely boy with a visual impairment using a massively outdated browser on a crap phone and may the day shine bright upon you...