You know that scene in Ted Lasso when Rebecca confronts Zava in the bathroom because he joins a team that's already successful instead of a team that could use a boost?
Be a Zava. Join up.
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Mitzelplik [3100606] Level 62 Grey Pine Dynasty GPD Conspirator
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| Someone anonymously mugged you for $4,917,696 sending you to the hospital for 0h 45m [view] | |
| 13:13:02 - 26/12/24 | You sold some Poison Mistletoe on your bazaar to Sisyphus at $34,000,000 each for a total of $34,000,000 |
| 13:12:59 - 26/12/24 | You sold 5x Can of X-MASS on your bazaar to Sisyphus at $3,350,000 each for a total of $16,750,000 |
Why can't we leave?! Why are we trapped?! Is this Hell?!?!
A newcomer to Torn City sees a man get out of a luxury sports car. The man is wearing a fancy suit and covered in jewelry, clearly someone who is incredibly wealthy. He goes to the car trunk and pulls out a stack of paper bags, walks to a nearby grassy area, and starts picking up dog poop, placing it in the paper bags.
He holds up the bags and starts shouting, "Bags of dog poop! One million dollars! Get 'em right now! One million dollars for a bag of dog poop!" Suddenly, a group of people rush forward and thrust wads of cash at the wealthy man, taking their bags of dog poop and running off happily.
Before the wealthy man can get back into his car, the newcomer, being totally confused, runs up and asks the man, "What just happened?! Did you just sell bags of dog poop for a million dollars?!"
"Yes, I did. That's the going rate in Torn City."
Sensing an opportunity to get a lot of cash, he pulls off his gold wedding ring, holds it up and shouts, "Gold ring! A billion dollars! Gold! Right now! Only a billion dollars!"
Nothing happens.
The newcomer says, "I don't understand. Gold is more valuable than a bag of dog poop."
The wealthy man says, "No. In Torn City, a bag of dog poop is worth a lot of money... but gold isn't worth shit."
I'd like to compete in racing.
Class: B
Skill: 4.82 (as of this post)
Out of energy, about to lose a chain, and I overdose on Xanax.
You miscounted the zeros when pricing the minigun in your Bazaar.
You know that scene in Ted Lasso when Rebecca confronts Zava in the bathroom because he joins a team that's already successful instead of a team that could use a boost?
Be a Zava. Join up.
https://www.torn.com/joblist.php#/p=corpinfo&userID=3261536
Contact C-MAN. He's hiring, and while it's a new company, you'll get some growth.
I'm a very casual player and this faction has been great. It's low-pressure and I haven't had any complaints.
Easy fight here. You miss... you miss... you miss. Dead.