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L4pp's FlowShiex

Buying Flowers, Plushies & Xanax

Status: JST, Sleeping till 2PM JST

What I'm Buying

Pricelist press me!

Flowers & Plushies:
Got flowers or plushies to sell? Feel free to send me a trade offer immediately! I'm buying all kinds, including Bits n Bobs plushies from newer players.

Xanax:
Want to sell me Xanax? Just message me first and ask if I'm currently buying! My stock and capital can change, so please re-confirm before xanax trading.

Why Sell to Me?

I do not mug my customers. Your safety comes first when dealing with me.

I'll always try to offer the best price I possibly can. I'm currently building up my capital, so every trade helps!

Newbies are welcome!
Got some Bits n Bobs plushies sitting around? Feel free to send them my way at fair prices.

Why Buy from Me?

Again, I do not mug my customers. I prefer having a returning customer over a one-time sellmugging..... yes, sellmugging...scheme.

Thank You!

Thank you for using my service!

I'm still a relatively new trader in town, so if you've dealt with me, please leave any feedback, suggestions, or advice. I'm always looking forward to learning more and improving my trading skills.

Happy trading, and I hope to see you again~!
— L4ppland

Clammy's Atlantis Medical

Welcome, fellow criminals~!
Looking for a faction? Tired of loyalty contracts disguised as friendships?

Well, hello there.

What Are We?

We're a laid-back faction focused on having fun, making money, helping each other, and generally causing a reasonable amount of chaos.

No loyalty BS.
No forced commitment.
No "YOU BELONG TO US FOREVER" nonsense.

Want to leave? Go ahead.(please tell us first, dont be dissapearing out of nowhere plz
Want to stay? Even better.

What Do We Offer?

Ranked War Payouts
100% RW payout 95% of the time.
Because apparently paying people properly is revolutionary.

Ranked Wars
Usually every 2 weeks...
or whenever leadership remembers. :P

80% OC Payouts~ yummy (uhh... idk how to write stuff, basically 20% goes to faction and 80% goes to the users...)

Newbies Welcome!
Whether you're an experienced criminal or someone who just discovered that Torn has more buttons than expected, you're welcome here.

War & Chain Cooperation

Cooperation during Ranked Wars and Chains is expected, but it's not mandatory.

We'll appreciate you helping when you can, but we're not going to send a SWAT team because you missed a chain hit.

The Vibe

We're laid-back.

Chat. Yap. Make terrible jokes. Ask stupid questions. Disappear for a while. Come back later.

As long as we're having fun and helping each other when it matters, we're good.

And Who Wrote This?

L4ppland
Acute / Officer of Clammy's Atlantis Medical
Communication Department
Newsletter Girl
Professional Constant Yapper

If you see an unnecessarily long announcement somewhere...
Yeah. That was probably me.

SO...

Looking for a laid-back faction?
Want regular Ranked Wars?
Want your war payout?
New to Torn?

Come join us.

Clammy's Atlantis Medical is waiting~!
Come commit crimes with us. It's probably fine.

Bwaha im too lazy to write html... here's the link: Join us!

Hai, I'm L4ppland-

holy thats' the most boring intro i've ever made

Anyway I'm planning to start a company, not buy a company.

However im at a dilemma in what company should i pick with my Budget of 50-80mil

personally, i have max EE, and Bachelor on Business

Thus, before i make a very bad decision, i'd like to ask torn community for suggestion regarding this matter, thanks!

New 0* Adult Novelties

Accepting newcomers too

Hello everyone, I'm here with the sole purpose of hiring new employees for my newly built Company

I know it sounds so bad when you see "0* Company" 

However, i assure you once we reach 1 star, i'll be selling trains for the cost of 510k

I'd also do a quick company-exclusive weekly event in which the price may range from 250k-500k in liquidity (if that's how you use the word... english isnt my first language sorry)

You're new to torn but looking for a player-ran company immediately? let me know!

Payment is given from the Edvd you guys redeem.

no Edvd tax as well.

If interested, send me a mail and name the price.

Still hiring

bumpy

bump

still hiring

Bump

Bump

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New 0* Adult Novelties

Accepting newcomers too

Hello everyone, I'm here with the sole purpose of hiring new employees for my newly built Company

I know it sounds so bad when you see "0* Company" 

However, i assure you once we reach 1 star, i'll be selling trains for the cost of 510k

I'd also do a quick company-exclusive weekly event in which the price may range from 250k-500k in liquidity (if that's how you use the word... english isnt my first language sorry)

You're new to torn but looking for a player-ran company immediately? let me know!

Payment is given from the Edvd you guys redeem.

no Edvd tax as well.

Maybe? Maybe not? i dont tho

Noted, thanks Madame

Holy thanks for the suggestions and note, one of the good man in torn!

I simply want to learn the ropes of being a director, Adult Novelties is also pretty cheap to max upgrade right?

Hai, I'm L4ppland-

holy thats' the most boring intro i've ever made

Anyway I'm planning to start a company, not buy a company.

However im at a dilemma in what company should i pick with my Budget of 50-80mil

personally, i have max EE, and Bachelor on Business

Thus, before i make a very bad decision, i'd like to ask torn community for suggestion regarding this matter, thanks!

bump

Buymugger

16:38:52 - 03/09/26 You bought 62x Xanax on milesdavis's bazaar at $834,000 each for a total of $51,708,000

16:39:02 - 03/09/26 milesdavis mugged you for $69,614 sending you to the hospital for 0h 33m [view]

L4pp's FlowShiex

Buying Flowers, Plushies & Xanax

Status: JST, Sleeping till 2PM JST

What I'm Buying

Pricelist press me!

Flowers & Plushies:
Got flowers or plushies to sell? Feel free to send me a trade offer immediately! I'm buying all kinds, including Bits n Bobs plushies from newer players.

Xanax:
Want to sell me Xanax? Just message me first and ask if I'm currently buying! My stock and capital can change, so please re-confirm before xanax trading.

Why Sell to Me?

I do not mug my customers. Your safety comes first when dealing with me.

I'll always try to offer the best price I possibly can. I'm currently building up my capital, so every trade helps!

Newbies are welcome!
Got some Bits n Bobs plushies sitting around? Feel free to send them my way at fair prices.

Why Buy from Me?

Again, I do not mug my customers. I prefer having a returning customer over a one-time sellmugging..... yes, sellmugging...scheme.

Thank You!

Thank you for using my service!

I'm still a relatively new trader in town, so if you've dealt with me, please leave any feedback, suggestions, or advice. I'm always looking forward to learning more and improving my trading skills.

Happy trading, and I hope to see you again~!
— L4ppland

bumppppppp

bump

Currently negotiating my stay on my current company, should yo have an offer, please give at max, 2-3 days after your message

If interested, send me a mail and name the price.