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I’m just here to say join so I don’t horse head you. Okay, bye. 

RETARDS INC.
“They put the ‘no’ in innovation and the ‘ow’ in intelligence.”

Do you:

• Eat crayons like they’re Michelin-starred cuisine?

• Have the attention span of a goldfish on crack?

• Yell into your mic like it owes you money?

• Think strategy is just a fancy way to say “wing it”?

• Believe pants are optional in online warfare?

CONGRATULATIONS.
You may be genetically qualified to join Retards Inc., the most unqualified group of degenerates ever assembled online.

They are:

• A group of somewhat grown men and maybe a woman or two with the mental stability of a shaken soda can.

• Experts in tactical tea-bagging and strategic screaming.

• The only faction banned from three Discord servers for crimes against brain cells. This is unproven.

• Pro-level in getting distracted mid-fight because someone said “boob.”

Their mission:
No mission. They forgot it. But if it involves chaos, bad jokes, and questionable hygiene, they're in.

What they offer:

• Free weekly braincell loss

• 24/7 nonsense

• Game nights that devolve into existential crises

• Voice chats that sound like a pack of raccoons discovering fire

• A legally questionable amount of Mountain Dew

REQUIREMENTS:

• Must own a mic and absolutely misuse it

• Must be able to spell “idiot” (they won’t check)

• Must NOT be normal

• Crayon tolerance: high

• IQ cap: 70

Join Retards Inc. today.
Because if they are going down, they are taking your dignity with them.
DM the leader or scream into your toaster. They will hear you, but I won't

Retards Inc

FatherFadedG, Retards Leader

Retards Inc.™ – Making bad decisions since 4 PM yesterday.

I’ll join for 500m 

Let me in 🤣

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FREE COOK

Oh no, not the big bad wolf crying because someone howled louder. Actions have echoes, baby, and yours just came home.

Funny how bold turns to broken the second the mirror talks back. You played tough and now you’re writing novels. 😂

Best part of being in ink is me.

RETARDS INC.
“They put the ‘no’ in innovation and the ‘ow’ in intelligence.”

Do you:

• Eat crayons like they’re Michelin-starred cuisine?

• Have the attention span of a goldfish on crack?

• Yell into your mic like it owes you money?

• Think strategy is just a fancy way to say “wing it”?

• Believe pants are optional in online warfare?

CONGRATULATIONS.
You may be genetically qualified to join Retards Inc., the most unqualified group of degenerates ever assembled online.

They are:

• A group of somewhat grown men and maybe a woman or two with the mental stability of a shaken soda can.

• Experts in tactical tea-bagging and strategic screaming.

• The only faction banned from three Discord servers for crimes against brain cells. This is unproven.

• Pro-level in getting distracted mid-fight because someone said “boob.”

Their mission:
No mission. They forgot it. But if it involves chaos, bad jokes, and questionable hygiene, they're in.

What they offer:

• Free weekly braincell loss

• 24/7 nonsense

• Game nights that devolve into existential crises

• Voice chats that sound like a pack of raccoons discovering fire

• A legally questionable amount of Mountain Dew

REQUIREMENTS:

• Must own a mic and absolutely misuse it

• Must be able to spell “idiot” (they won’t check)

• Must NOT be normal

• Crayon tolerance: high

• IQ cap: 70

Join Retards Inc. today.
Because if they are going down, they are taking your dignity with them.
DM the leader or scream into your toaster. They will hear you, but I won't

Retards Inc

FatherFadedG, Retards Leader

Retards Inc.™ – Making bad decisions since 4 PM yesterday.

Taking notes for research purposes.

I stand corrected, and now I want Italian.

But if the dough is still soft, this does not matter.  Needs to be heated and used or discarded.

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I’ll join for 500m 

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Let me in 🤣

I’m just here so I don’t get fined.

I’ve got brownies and fruit rollups 

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Yes men only because I’m the Queen around here. Jot that down.

I’m just here to say join so I don’t horse head you. Okay, bye. 

All of this support is so cute ! 🥹😂