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I've started reading a horror novel in Braille. Something g horrible is about to happen. I can feel it.

So just 2 more days till I get my drivers license which says it will open new driving crimes. That's all well and good, but if you can drive and own a car, should you not be able to traverse the good 'ol US of A? Picture this...cruising down route 66, stop at a gas station to gas up, options rob store, or buy items. Like chewing tobacco, cb radios, trucker hat, noveltypocket knife, etc. Different areas down Route 66, with danger around every corner. Car jacking, high speed chases, flat tire, hotels, motels, greasy spoons, strip joints. Just an idea.

Runescape is amazing, I started playing when you had to carry a sleeping bag because mining would make you tired. A lot has changed, the Wild is crazy now, but I still play, though not as often as I want to. Runescape rocks. And Balders Gate. Final Fantasy XII is the best FF I think. I prefer the original to the newer one. Gotta love those Chocobos. There is a game that was on the PS2, I can't remember the name, but it's an RPG and the characters you can choose are humanoid cats, wearing armor, carrying weapons, dungeon crawls, fun stuff. But me and my buddy Catfish were always stoned when we played, that was damn near 20 years ago, and I can't remember the name of it. Kinda frustrating. Either I smoked too much or I'm old. Or both maybe...

We do something similar back on the farm. Prizes range from a brand new tractor, to a hunting rifle, to a herd of goats, to a stocking full of chicken poop. I win the chicken poop every year. So I moved to the city. Not that a stocking of chicken poop is bad, it was great fertilizer for my Marijuana crop, but damn, every year?

So just 2 more days till I get my drivers license which says it will open new driving crimes. That's all well and good, but if you can drive and own a car, should you not be able to traverse the good 'ol US of A? Picture this...cruising down route 66, stop at a gas station to gas up, options rob store, or buy items. Like chewing tobacco, cb radios, trucker hat, noveltypocket knife, etc. Different areas down Route 66, with danger around every corner. Car jacking, high speed chases, flat tire, hotels, motels, greasy spoons, strip joints. Just an idea.

DickDrilla has leased me a fancy place for the low price of a dollar. Me. With my muddy boots (not all mud, I think I got some cow shit on em) and my noisy ass rooster, and my Turkey, Ruby, who is perched on the chandelier. The barn cats are pissing in the corner, only thing this place is missing is a litter box. Wonder if I would get in trouble if I plowed up the backyard. A house just ain't a home without a wheat field behind it. My pet skunk Sebastian is making a nest in the kitchen cupboard, I think maybe he's not a he, but there's plenty of room in this place for a skunk family and me. Though I dunno why anyone has white carpet. Gonna go get my horse Buckme off the waterbed now. Ya'll have a good night.

Exactly how new is new? I'm trying to get he merit to assist in my education as I am a redneck from the sticks trying to catch up to all ya'll city slickers who already knew how to mug little old ladies, stick boxes of Chocolate down your pants, dispose of dead bodies properly...hell, down on the farm all I do is feed the corpses to the pigs and then scoop the teeth outta their poop and make necklaces and earrings to sell to macabre city slickers. You guys get all fancy with the burning and acid. Anyways, this uneducated redneck is attempting to better (or worsen) myself with a proper education thus I only need to rent for a day or so I think for the merit. You can take it back quickly for those less fortunate than I who would be more at home living in a barn. Thank you for your time, my apologies for writing so much, but I just learned how to read thanks to the excellent schooling they have in Torn City. My brain is like grandma's sponge cake. Sops the dog pee right up off the floor, then ya wring it out in a bucket, reheat, and it's good as new.

Happy Thanksgiving! Tried to download a pic of my turkey Ruby. She loves Thanksgiving. She doesn't know I eat turkey, she just likes the extra holiday treats she gets. She will never be eaten. She is the best egg hatcher I have ever had. She even hatched duck eggs. Turkeys rock. And are also tasty..

I lie how TornCity is all about us breaking the law, sending each other to the hospital, being jerks to come out on top, but in reality, we are a community of fluffy teddy bears. Or kittens. Or wolves in sheep's clothing because the sheep loaned his knickers to the previously naked wolf, anyways, what I'm trying to say is, this is cool. Thanks for looking after the wee folk.

One week into my new job at the bicycle shop, and they've already made me their spokesperson.

I don't know the person above me...yet

I've started reading a horror novel in Braille. Something g horrible is about to happen. I can feel it.

In Finland the word kalsarikannit means to get drunk at home alone in your underwear.

Not everyone is a scammer, I'm new and have met some awesome people. Scammers are Jerks, you don't hafta leave, rally up an angry mob and we can take them for all they got. I will bring pitchfork and torch.