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Right so I'm a new player on this game and I find it an awesome game like druglord2 could not get enough of it but I'm struggling to find my footing in this game with stats crimes and money
Who has advise

This one day Duke was sad sitting next to the dump after throwing away his last Christmas cracker. He was really in the mood for some whiskey but due to some budget cuts he couldn't afford it. Sitting and pondering what to do. All of a sudden a cloud off smoke arrived and there stood duke's fairy god mother. Looking at poor Duke she asked him what's the matter. And he replied" yous see I want sum whiskey but none of them schmucks has paid their loans yet" 

The fairy god mother looked at him and asked him what he would want to wish for 

He thought hard and said "my wish lady is I want to pee sum whiskey" 

She said you're wish is my command 

So Duke thought he was dreaming and didn't take it to mind few days past and Duke was sitting next to the dump again just threw out some lottery vouchers for sum lucky schmuck and he think of what happened on day four and he really has a hankering for some whiskey by now so he grabs a metal cup and pees into it slowly raising it up to have a smell to his amazement he smells a good old Scottish whiskey 

Reluctantly he takes a small sip and tasted that it is really a good whiskey might be 25 year old 

There duke sits at the dump happily drinking whiskey a few hours past and an old lady looks at him in shock she walks up to him and says that he can't be drinking that it's not healthy and he would die 

Duke replies and convinces the lady that it's real whiskey 

She smells it and and was shocked to find its whiskey 

She tasted it and gave a smile of agreement that it's whiskey there the old lady and Duke sits next to the dump and drink each time the cup is dry he fills it up with pee 

After a while the two are far out of their straight mind and the old lady ask Duke 

"do you mind to give me another cup of whiskey" 

And Duke replies

"sorry old toets I'm to far drunk you will have to drink out of the bottle" 

Sorry to hear I hope and pray you are surrounded by all you're loved ones 

Good luck 

Merry Christmas to my beautiful a loving wife
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Well did some good business and honestly prices are checking out will recomend to trade

What sort of funeral does an electrician have

A shocking one

Hi my name is forest. Forest guhump (when he meets Jenny for the first Time) unfortunate I can't buy anything from you still a noob

Right so I'm a new player on this game and I find it an awesome game like druglord2 could not get enough of it but I'm struggling to find my footing in this game with stats crimes and money
Who has advise