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Ok I got some LSD. I'm letting them go for 1 at 50k. 5 at 45k a piece and 10 for 35k a piece

Hello torn. I'm Phisl from the east side. I got two stars in my graffiti skills. I sell drugs and I drink beer. I'm from Piru Street.

Yo I got LSD for sale. 150k a pop or 100k for 5 of em. Or I'll give you 10 for 75k a piece.

I'm selling a 4* flower shop.

I bought this flower shop and asked some girl to be my torn wife. She declined. Now I'd like to sell this place. Make offers.

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Merry christmas!!!

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Well today's been one helluva day...
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It started out like this...
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*Yawnz* whoa I got a package outside my house. It had a note attached to it from leon1 saying...for free.
"What in the f---, 100 LSD, I'm about to be out of noob chat, omg omg"
As I'm ranting and raving as the homie badger comes through and I'm like, "Ayo, badger, guess how many lsds I got" he said "idk how many" I was like, "115". As I watch his Jaws drop I say, "Well I got a special, 2 lsd for 30k"...
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Dude. Life has gotten interesting in torn for me. So I got a 10 pack of LsD from one of the company owners here in torn. So I've been selling dope and getting rich. Anyways I had a job interview today.
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It went like this...
Recruiter: "Would you like a job at s mechanics shop?"
Me: "Well that depends, how much do you pay and what kind of perks do I get being a mechanic?"
Recruiter: "50k"
Me: "Well i just sold 3 lsd for 90k"
Recruiter: "I'll give you 50k a day"
Me: "Dude, if u sell anymore ill have made over 100k today.
Recruiter: "Well i don't know your stats. I'm not paying you anymore."
"Well, I'm paying you 50k, take it or leave it."
Me: Oh yea? Your acting like I can't become your competitor, and why are you talking to crazy?" (50k a day is crazy)
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So needless to say, he apologized and jumped out my chat.

I don't need no damn job. I'll create one when I'm bored selling these drugs in torn. As long as people need energy. I'll try to have them.

So I left the hospital today and tagged some buildings on the east side. I went to big Al's and stole a 5.7 from his store front. I did the usual Torn s---. You know. Attacking people and what not. I got a few job offers today. Im really feeling this detective agency. But idk, I'm still young and on Torn.

Yea, so today Aikyu from Torns "newbie" chat said "she"(since we are in RP world) would like to box me. "She"(Aikyu) didn't attack me after I took all my weapons off...
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Meanwhile, at Torns boxing arena...
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Before I had got here I had went into my factions vault of loaner tools and got me a yellow Mp out that bih. I'm waiting and waiting. So I scream out amongst the newbie homes in chat. "I'm a lvl 8 and she's a lvl 12" , "cat I'm about to shoot your s--- up!!!" ....I go to my duffle bag and grab the mp and start spraying. She grabs her diamond knife and stabs me in the groin for 484 hp...
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I wake up in my hospital bed...
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What in the flying f---?!?@?@ i don't even got 484 hp.

Hi, it's me Phisl again. I went to the a Torn church today. I donated and got a merit. I am now pious. After becoming pious I went back to piru street on the east side and made some horror DVDs.

Yo I'm down. Add me.

F--k the torn, police.

Hello torn. I'm Phisl from the east side. I got two stars in my graffiti skills. I sell drugs and I drink beer. I'm from Piru Street.

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Ok I got some LSD. I'm letting them go for 1 at 50k. 5 at 45k a piece and 10 for 35k a piece

Yo I got LSD for sale. 150k a pop or 100k for 5 of em. Or I'll give you 10 for 75k a piece.