BeardedBearMan: forum

I see you fools out here getting your kicks from the Casino. Y'all don't know jack about gambling if you aren't pumping energy into the dump location like your doggon carbon footprint score.

I live for the dump.

The dump is me.

My attendance has been brief within Torn considering my fresh green leaf status.

It's been stained by the dump's loving embrace.

The masses cry, "Let me beat you like a bitch for profit!", "Treat gym like church!", and "Xani Bars are your new breakfast!".

Heathens. All of them.

I'm going to entrust my future to the true church, dat nasty Garbage Goddess, dump truck on regular display. Pay thy tithe in time to our RNG Priestess and use or sell the profit according to her will.

I am devout, don't press me.

Drugs? No thank you, the dump roll is my high.

Stocks? The profit from trash on the marketplace is my wealth.

I just recently found the awareness stat.

Enrich the dump, make the world better.

Hence I make my proclamation to ye basic asses, turn to the Cult of the Dump Goddess, earn that trash booty, dirty is life, and I rep that.

You should too.

-BearMan

Yall ever be doing your thing via mobile, you hear a noise, and you think there's a new phone jingle only to realize it was your stomach grumbling? I was looking at Torn like, 'Oh, new update?' ?

That raw crab kimchi must've hit my stomach some type of way, that shit sounded like tinkling glass in there

All I want in life is at the Dump, but there could be so much more.

Instead of simply finding items, players could potentially encounter people like during unique crime events.

A hideaway function to avoid bounties but the player is restricted to searching the dump.

Tossed evidence that incriminates people, companies, or factions which can be used for blackmail or sold.

Garbage forts for solo players that replace housing.

A volunteer garbage collection job that operates like the Search crime except in the Dump.

Dump is life. Dump is love.

I just started recently, and I don't like the idea of selling losses. I'll work like a proper man, so just make me a job offer.

I've made level 3 in just over a day, as any proper newbie should. Now lemme demonstrate some consistency within your burgeoning company.

Currently looking for a Candle Shop position
Rough stats:
MAN: 2000
INT: 3000
END: 2300

Drug free SLL player
Full job merits
Just tryna make candles mayn. I'll commit once I'm on board.

Can I sue for false advertising? ?

Yall ever be doing your thing via mobile, you hear a noise, and you think there's a new phone jingle only to realize it was your stomach grumbling? I was looking at Torn like, 'Oh, new update?' ?

That raw crab kimchi must've hit my stomach some type of way, that shit sounded like tinkling glass in there

All I want in life is at the Dump, but there could be so much more.

Instead of simply finding items, players could potentially encounter people like during unique crime events.

A hideaway function to avoid bounties but the player is restricted to searching the dump.

Tossed evidence that incriminates people, companies, or factions which can be used for blackmail or sold.

Garbage forts for solo players that replace housing.

A volunteer garbage collection job that operates like the Search crime except in the Dump.

Dump is life. Dump is love.

I see you fools out here getting your kicks from the Casino. Y'all don't know jack about gambling if you aren't pumping energy into the dump location like your doggon carbon footprint score.

I live for the dump.

The dump is me.

My attendance has been brief within Torn considering my fresh green leaf status.

It's been stained by the dump's loving embrace.

The masses cry, "Let me beat you like a bitch for profit!", "Treat gym like church!", and "Xani Bars are your new breakfast!".

Heathens. All of them.

I'm going to entrust my future to the true church, dat nasty Garbage Goddess, dump truck on regular display. Pay thy tithe in time to our RNG Priestess and use or sell the profit according to her will.

I am devout, don't press me.

Drugs? No thank you, the dump roll is my high.

Stocks? The profit from trash on the marketplace is my wealth.

I just recently found the awareness stat.

Enrich the dump, make the world better.

Hence I make my proclamation to ye basic asses, turn to the Cult of the Dump Goddess, earn that trash booty, dirty is life, and I rep that.

You should too.

-BearMan

I'm brand new, boo. Check these out.

M: 1
I: 2
E: 3

Pretty terrible, I realize, but I've only been playing for a day. If you're looking for more, my first merit point went into Employee Performance. Drug free and active, so give me a shot (a job, not drugs).

I just started recently, and I don't like the idea of selling losses. I'll work like a proper man, so just make me a job offer.

I've made level 3 in just over a day, as any proper newbie should. Now lemme demonstrate some consistency within your burgeoning company.