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5* AN COMPANY HIRING - Rapidly growing! · · 4 likes

NARRATOR: 

 

(Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) 

According to all known laws 

 

of aviation, 

 

 

there is no way a bee 

should be able to fly. 

 

 

Its wings are too small to get 

its fat little body off the ground. 

 

 

The bee, of course, flies anyway 

 

 

because bees don't care 

 

what humans think is impossible. 

BARRY BENSON: 

 

(Barry is picking out a shirt) 

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. 

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. 

 

 

Ooh, black and yellow! 

Let's shake it up a little. 

JANET BENSON: 

 

Barry! Breakfast is ready! 

BARRY: 

 

Coming! 

 

 

Hang on a second. 

(Barry uses his antenna like a phone) 

 

 

Hello? 

ADAM FLAYMAN: 

 

 

(Through phone) 

 

- Barry? 

 

BARRY: 

 

- Adam? 

 

ADAM: 

 

- Can you believe this is happening? 

BARRY: 

 

- | can't. I'll pick you up. 

 

(Barry flies down the stairs) 

 

 

MARTIN BENSON: 

 

 

Looking sharp. 

 

JANET: 

 

Use the stairs. Your father 

paid good money for those. 

BARRY: 

 

Sorry. I'm excited. 

 

MARTIN: 

 

Here's the graduate. 

 

We're very proud of you, son. 

 

 

A perfect report card, all B's. 

JANET: 

 

Very proud. 

 

(Rubs Barry's hair) 

BARRY= 

 

Ma! | got a thing going here. 

JANET: 

 

- You got lint on your fuzz. 

BARRY: 

 

- Ow! That's me! 

 

 

JANET: 

 

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. 

- Bye! 

 

(Barry flies out the door) 

 

JANET: 

 

Barry, | told you, 

 

stop flying in the house! 

 

(Barry drives through the hive,and is waved at by Adam who is reading a 

newspaper) 

 

BARRY== 

 

- Hey, Adam. 

 

ADAM: 

 

- Hey, Barry. 

 

(Adam gets in Barry's car) 

 

 

- Is that fuzz gel? 

 

BARRY: 

 

-A little. Special day, graduation. 

 

ADAM: 

 

Never thought I'd make it. 

 

(Barry pulls away from the house and continues driving) 

BARRY: 

 

Three days grade school, 

 

 

three days high school... 

 

ADAM: 

 

Those were awkward. 

 

BARRY: 

 

Three days college. I'm glad | took 

 

a day and hitchhiked around the hive. 

ADAM== 

 

You did come back different. 

 

(Barry and Adam pass by Artie, who is jogging) 

ARTIE: 

 

- Hi, Barry! 

 

 

BARRY: 

 

- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. 

ADAM: 

 

- Hear about Frankie? 

 

BARRY: 

 

 

- You going to the funeral? 

BARRY: 

- No, I'm not going to his funeral. 

 

 

Everybody knows, 

sting someone, you die. 

 

 

Don't waste it on a squirrel. 

 

Such a hothead. 

 

ADAM: 

 

| guess he could have 

 

just gotten out of the way. 

 

(The car does a barrel roll on the loop-shaped bridge and lands on the 

highway) 

 

 

| love this incorporating 

 

an amusement park into our regular day. 

 

BARRY: 

 

| guess that's why they say we don't need vacations. 

 

(Barry parallel parks the car and together they fly over the graduating 

students) 

 

Boy, quite a bit of pomp... 

 

under the circumstances. 

 

(Barry and Adam sit down and put on their hats) 

 

 

- Well, Adam, today we are men. 

(Don't trust them BBH is a 9th level being that steals inches from unsuspecting males and grafts it onto himself this is all a trap )

 

ADAM: 

 

- We are! 

 

BARRY= 

 

- Bee-men. 

 

=ADAM= 

 

- Amen! 

 

BARRY AND ADAM: 

 

Hallelujah! 

 

(Barry and Adam both have a happy spasm) 

ANNOUNCER: 

 

Students, faculty, distinguished bees, 

 

 

please welcome Dean Buzzwell. 

DEAN BUZZWELL: 

 

Welcome, New Hive Oity 

graduating class of... 

 

 

9! 

That concludes our ceremonies. 

 

 

And begins your career 

 

at Honex Industries! 

They changed the awesome Honor bar did yours change too · · 5 likes

They changed the picture on the awesome honor bar 

The honor bar is the first thing people see of you on faction pages or in the forums the bar is our face you cannot just change our face like this 

Did they change yours too 

We shall not stand for this 

Bring back our faces

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5* AN COMPANY HIRING - Rapidly growing! · · 4 likes

NARRATOR: 

 

(Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) 

According to all known laws 

 

of aviation, 

 

 

there is no way a bee 

should be able to fly. 

 

 

Its wings are too small to get 

its fat little body off the ground. 

 

 

The bee, of course, flies anyway 

 

 

because bees don't care 

 

what humans think is impossible. 

BARRY BENSON: 

 

(Barry is picking out a shirt) 

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. 

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. 

 

 

Ooh, black and yellow! 

Let's shake it up a little. 

JANET BENSON: 

 

Barry! Breakfast is ready! 

BARRY: 

 

Coming! 

 

 

Hang on a second. 

(Barry uses his antenna like a phone) 

 

 

Hello? 

ADAM FLAYMAN: 

 

 

(Through phone) 

 

- Barry? 

 

BARRY: 

 

- Adam? 

 

ADAM: 

 

- Can you believe this is happening? 

BARRY: 

 

- | can't. I'll pick you up. 

 

(Barry flies down the stairs) 

 

 

MARTIN BENSON: 

 

 

Looking sharp. 

 

JANET: 

 

Use the stairs. Your father 

paid good money for those. 

BARRY: 

 

Sorry. I'm excited. 

 

MARTIN: 

 

Here's the graduate. 

 

We're very proud of you, son. 

 

 

A perfect report card, all B's. 

JANET: 

 

Very proud. 

 

(Rubs Barry's hair) 

BARRY= 

 

Ma! | got a thing going here. 

JANET: 

 

- You got lint on your fuzz. 

BARRY: 

 

- Ow! That's me! 

 

 

JANET: 

 

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. 

- Bye! 

 

(Barry flies out the door) 

 

JANET: 

 

Barry, | told you, 

 

stop flying in the house! 

 

(Barry drives through the hive,and is waved at by Adam who is reading a 

newspaper) 

 

BARRY== 

 

- Hey, Adam. 

 

ADAM: 

 

- Hey, Barry. 

 

(Adam gets in Barry's car) 

 

 

- Is that fuzz gel? 

 

BARRY: 

 

-A little. Special day, graduation. 

 

ADAM: 

 

Never thought I'd make it. 

 

(Barry pulls away from the house and continues driving) 

BARRY: 

 

Three days grade school, 

 

 

three days high school... 

 

ADAM: 

 

Those were awkward. 

 

BARRY: 

 

Three days college. I'm glad | took 

 

a day and hitchhiked around the hive. 

ADAM== 

 

You did come back different. 

 

(Barry and Adam pass by Artie, who is jogging) 

ARTIE: 

 

- Hi, Barry! 

 

 

BARRY: 

 

- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. 

ADAM: 

 

- Hear about Frankie? 

 

BARRY: 

 

 

- You going to the funeral? 

BARRY: 

- No, I'm not going to his funeral. 

 

 

Everybody knows, 

sting someone, you die. 

 

 

Don't waste it on a squirrel. 

 

Such a hothead. 

 

ADAM: 

 

| guess he could have 

 

just gotten out of the way. 

 

(The car does a barrel roll on the loop-shaped bridge and lands on the 

highway) 

 

 

| love this incorporating 

 

an amusement park into our regular day. 

 

BARRY: 

 

| guess that's why they say we don't need vacations. 

 

(Barry parallel parks the car and together they fly over the graduating 

students) 

 

Boy, quite a bit of pomp... 

 

under the circumstances. 

 

(Barry and Adam sit down and put on their hats) 

 

 

- Well, Adam, today we are men. 

(Don't trust them BBH is a 9th level being that steals inches from unsuspecting males and grafts it onto himself this is all a trap )

 

ADAM: 

 

- We are! 

 

BARRY= 

 

- Bee-men. 

 

=ADAM= 

 

- Amen! 

 

BARRY AND ADAM: 

 

Hallelujah! 

 

(Barry and Adam both have a happy spasm) 

ANNOUNCER: 

 

Students, faculty, distinguished bees, 

 

 

please welcome Dean Buzzwell. 

DEAN BUZZWELL: 

 

Welcome, New Hive Oity 

graduating class of... 

 

 

9! 

That concludes our ceremonies. 

 

 

And begins your career 

 

at Honex Industries! 

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Did they change yours too 

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Rock on 🤘 the prince of darkness 

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