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TSOP Hand History Breakdowns (How you won or how you lost) · · 4 likes

I'd like to thank Weedpsycho, Systoned for all the hard work they put in for organizing and scheduling this TSOP event. Also, a big shoutout to Proxima for setting up the private TSOP tourney tables and to anyone else I missed who helped make this event possible. I had fun even though I forfeit my opening day 1 buy in due to a brain fart on TCT time conversion for my local time in Round 1. cry lol (I'm a big dummy there)

 

I thought it may be fun to show some hand histories. I think I feel fairly good about how I played, but the cards just didn't cooperate. 

 

Key hands for me. REBUY SHOOTOUT TSOP (Players BN-BlackPlague , MadameJessica and Hidden671)

 

1.Blinds: 100 / 200 Your Hand: As Ad Action:

  • You raise to 350 (standard 1.75x open)

  • Both opponents fold     (Kicking myself a little for even a small raise here and can't help but wonder if a trap would have been the right move) No action AA got the bare minimum.

 

2.Straight vs Higher Straight (04:05:00–04:05:43) Hero: Q♠3♣ Villain: A♦Q♥ Board: 9♥ K♣ J♠ 9♠ 10♠

Preflop: SB 50 → Hero calls 50 Flop: Check → Hero bets 100 → Villain Calls Turn: Hero bets 500 → Villain Calls.  River: Villain raises 500, Hero calls. I lose to straight over straight.

 

3.Hand: Qh Jh vs KK (04:14:43 – 04:15:17) Preflop: Raise to 400 with Qh Jh. Villain 3‑bets to 800, I call.

Flop: Jc Qc 4c I flop top two pair. I raise to 8,125 for value. Villain calls with Kh Kc (overpair + Kc flush draw).

Turn: 3c → flush completes River: 9h

We check through turn and river.

Final: My top two loses to villain’s king‑high flush.

 

4. I am nursing a meager low stack (BN-Black Plague had just lost a cooler river I think and busts out to Hidden671. Hidden is firmly in control with a big stack and blinds are now up. I'm in do or die mode.

Pocket Jacks Double‑Up (04:21:00–04:21:08) Hero: J♥J♣ Preflop shove for 900 → holds → wins 2,400. Standard short‑stack jam keeps me alive for the final hand.

 

5.Final Hand — A3 vs A9 (04:21:16–04:21:27) Hero: A♣3♦ Villain: A♥9♥ Board: 9♠ 3♠ A♦ 6♣ 4♠

SB 150 → Hero shoves 2,250 → Villain calls with A9. Flop gives both top pair, but villain pairs the 9.

Final Hand — A3 vs A9 (04:21:16–04:21:27) Hero: A♣3♦ Villain: A♥9♥ Board: 9♠ 3♠ A♦ 6♣ 4♠

SB 150 → Hero shoves 2,250 → Villain calls with A9. Flop gives both top pair, but villain pairs the 9.

 

Eliminated in 2nd place —I felt like it was mandatory shove though frustration did play a part if I am honest. I guess it was an unavoidable cooler though, shoving with A3 was definitely a questionable play by me here. I was short though and doubted I'd see an Ace again. 

 

Good game!! BN-BlackPlague , MadameJessica and to the winner Hidden671. 

 

Good Luck to everyone left in the tourney! I hope we can make these happen more often!

Pickpocketing Colored Threat Level Disappeared · · 0 likes

Has anyone else's pickpocketing colored threat levels disappeared suddenly? Mine were fine and I have been seeing different colors for different threat levels since Crime 2.0 started until 2 days ago. Now I see no threat level anymore. My Crime Skill is lvl 78. 

 

I know the threat by heart for each victim, so it isn't that big a deal for me but at the same time makes me wonder if this is a new bug happening. 

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Royal Flush vs Straight Flush - The Biggest Cooler in Torn History + Giveaway ·

The fact that both you guys had 2 Heart suited connectors and then you both hit and completed on the turn card makes this hand even more nasty. Amazing stuff. 

TSOP Hand History Breakdowns (How you won or how you lost) · · 1 like

I maybe got the blinds wrong... 50/100 it must have been. Sorry, I sort of threw this post together fast to make this post.

 

You posted the Small Blind of 50 on Poker
04:07:05 - 08/06/26

 

You raised to 350 on Poker with the cards As,Ad
04:07:10 - 08/06/26

 

You won 700 on Poker with the cards As,Ad
04:07:21 - 08/06/26

 

TSOP Hand History Breakdowns (How you won or how you lost) · · 4 likes

I'd like to thank Weedpsycho, Systoned for all the hard work they put in for organizing and scheduling this TSOP event. Also, a big shoutout to Proxima for setting up the private TSOP tourney tables and to anyone else I missed who helped make this event possible. I had fun even though I forfeit my opening day 1 buy in due to a brain fart on TCT time conversion for my local time in Round 1. cry lol (I'm a big dummy there)

 

I thought it may be fun to show some hand histories. I think I feel fairly good about how I played, but the cards just didn't cooperate. 

 

Key hands for me. REBUY SHOOTOUT TSOP (Players BN-BlackPlague , MadameJessica and Hidden671)

 

1.Blinds: 100 / 200 Your Hand: As Ad Action:

  • You raise to 350 (standard 1.75x open)

  • Both opponents fold     (Kicking myself a little for even a small raise here and can't help but wonder if a trap would have been the right move) No action AA got the bare minimum.

 

2.Straight vs Higher Straight (04:05:00–04:05:43) Hero: Q♠3♣ Villain: A♦Q♥ Board: 9♥ K♣ J♠ 9♠ 10♠

Preflop: SB 50 → Hero calls 50 Flop: Check → Hero bets 100 → Villain Calls Turn: Hero bets 500 → Villain Calls.  River: Villain raises 500, Hero calls. I lose to straight over straight.

 

3.Hand: Qh Jh vs KK (04:14:43 – 04:15:17) Preflop: Raise to 400 with Qh Jh. Villain 3‑bets to 800, I call.

Flop: Jc Qc 4c I flop top two pair. I raise to 8,125 for value. Villain calls with Kh Kc (overpair + Kc flush draw).

Turn: 3c → flush completes River: 9h

We check through turn and river.

Final: My top two loses to villain’s king‑high flush.

 

4. I am nursing a meager low stack (BN-Black Plague had just lost a cooler river I think and busts out to Hidden671. Hidden is firmly in control with a big stack and blinds are now up. I'm in do or die mode.

Pocket Jacks Double‑Up (04:21:00–04:21:08) Hero: J♥J♣ Preflop shove for 900 → holds → wins 2,400. Standard short‑stack jam keeps me alive for the final hand.

 

5.Final Hand — A3 vs A9 (04:21:16–04:21:27) Hero: A♣3♦ Villain: A♥9♥ Board: 9♠ 3♠ A♦ 6♣ 4♠

SB 150 → Hero shoves 2,250 → Villain calls with A9. Flop gives both top pair, but villain pairs the 9.

Final Hand — A3 vs A9 (04:21:16–04:21:27) Hero: A♣3♦ Villain: A♥9♥ Board: 9♠ 3♠ A♦ 6♣ 4♠

SB 150 → Hero shoves 2,250 → Villain calls with A9. Flop gives both top pair, but villain pairs the 9.

 

Eliminated in 2nd place —I felt like it was mandatory shove though frustration did play a part if I am honest. I guess it was an unavoidable cooler though, shoving with A3 was definitely a questionable play by me here. I was short though and doubted I'd see an Ace again. 

 

Good game!! BN-BlackPlague , MadameJessica and to the winner Hidden671. 

 

Good Luck to everyone left in the tourney! I hope we can make these happen more often!

25M Progressive Multi-Stage Poker Tournament (Registrations Open) · · 1 like

I'm in to try this!! I'm really interested to see how the all the private tables, structure and timing for games play out. I hope I can make all the games but if not, I'll donate my registration fee for the cause. I'll try my hardest though to make room and adapt my time to fit this. 

 

GL TO EVERYONE REGISTERED!!! 

 

Thanks also Weedpsycho for putting all this together!

Rickmas Town Snowglobe guide- FAST- Pics included ·

I got Rick Rolled :( Is there anyway out for us suckers? I'm stuck in the area where there is no massage parlor lol. 

Poker table frozen ·

halp us plezzzzzzzzz :(

Maltese Snow Globe image walkthrough ·

This was so fun. I was trying to do it without a guide and got to the left, middle and right doors and started to struggle after getting halfway through the combos myself. This guide was a life saver lol. It will now be my go to to get globes.

DAY FOUR - DUKES DUMP GIVEAWAY ·

From poison mistletoes, to useless firecrackers and now this expensive delta armor thats frikking blue. I've got to admit that Duke's Christmas dump antics have been quite the hoot. If you happen to be lucky, (unlike me), and find a gem in the trash today, Thank Duke for his quirky, generous ways! So Mr. Duke if you could be so kind, since I've found nothing so far, I'll take your armor if you don't mind. I could do more missions and be your good stooge. I'm stuck in this trash heap thanks to you and its really awkward because I have to poo.

Pickpocketing Colored Threat Level Disappeared ·

Oh, ok thanks guys. I use torn tools, so I guess this is the issue. Appreciate your input very much!

Pickpocketing Colored Threat Level Disappeared ·

Has anyone else's pickpocketing colored threat levels disappeared suddenly? Mine were fine and I have been seeing different colors for different threat levels since Crime 2.0 started until 2 days ago. Now I see no threat level anymore. My Crime Skill is lvl 78. 

 

I know the threat by heart for each victim, so it isn't that big a deal for me but at the same time makes me wonder if this is a new bug happening. 

Xemp Trading Post & RW Sale! · · 1 like

Legit and better prices than most I see. 

Grave ·

Making a poem about xanax is tough but here it goes. 

 

The pill for the thrill ..it's Xanax! but don't OD because it makes you feel as bad as when you need to use a Tampax. 😋

item bug ·

Hey guys...sorry for the late reply after you all did some work on the item display bug issue. 

 

Works perfect with graphics acceleration OFF but still doesn't with it on. 

 

I just am leaving it off for now and don't see any issues with performance watching vids or playing other games. If I do and need to use graphics acceleration, turning it back on is not a big problem and very quick and easy to do.  

 

I am an EDGE user.

 

Thanks for continuing to trying to fix this. 

 

 

item bug · · 1 like

Hi CloudJumper,

 

I am using Microsoft Edge Version 127.0.2651.86 (Official build) (64-bit)

 

Thanks for trying to help us here. Item info displays are still bugged when clicked while using Edge if I leave graphics acceleration on. 

 

I should mention too for some odd reason that Clothing and Jewlery and Armor categories ARE working, and a few Supply Packs work too. For me, Box of Medical Supplies, Goodie Bag, Lottery Voucher, Six-Pack of Alcohol, Six-Pack of Energy Drink, and Stash Box will work but billfolds, coin purses, card holders, old wallets and clutches do not work. Besides these I mentioned. All other categories and items will not load when clicked. I am using torn tools. (Tried with it disabled and the problem persisted) 

 

Hope this helps in some way. Thanks again!            

item bug · · 2 likes

item bug ·

Hey, I have this exact same issue too and am using Win 10 on Edge. I also use torn tools. It is NOT torn tools related. It appears to be a webgl2 issue and the only way to fix it for me is to either use Firefox as a browser or go into settings on Edge and turn OFF graphics acceleration. This clears up the problem but is sort of a pain to do every time I log in. Everything worked fine until like 4 days ago so unsure if it is on the torn side or what. 

 

Again, the fix for now in Edge at least is to go into system settings and disable Graphics Acceleration. 

 

Cheers.