Wooglore: forum

Hello! My name is Earth2Sam and for the next several months, I will be running a monthly 180m giveaway on behalf of the Inc Cares Foundation. These giveaways will change criteria and themes every month, but for the month of June this giveaway will be geared towards small factions.

For this month, I am looking for:

-A smaller faction with no more than 100k respect.

-No cache farms, please! Inc Cares would like to support a growing faction’s ambitions.

-A faction that is working towards growing their faction and improving for the sake of their members, a faction that aims to grow and prosper in this game.

-At least 15 active members in the faction.

I am currently accepting applications for this 180m prize. Please apply by commenting on this forum post with the following information (incomplete applications will not be counted!):

-A little blurb about who your faction is, your mission statement, what you do, and how you support members.

-How this 180m would support the growth of your faction. Are you working on kitting out your members with combat armor? Are you looking to provide free refills/Xanax for members? Tell me about it!

-Do you have a cool project/initiative that you want to start for your faction? Great! Please tell me about it.

Please submit this application by posting HERE on this forum post (chats/mails/etc will not be considered) by June 8^th at 18:00. One faction winner will be announced on June 15^th by 21:00 tct (Which should be enough time to go through the applications? Hopefully?)

Are your highest work stats MAN and END? 

You might be a good fit for EARN AND YEARN MINE SHAFT CO!

We offer: 

-Competitive Wages

-10% Passive Life

-7 jp / day to boost defense

-Free, rotational trains. 

If interested, shoot ME a message!

Currently hiring Mill Operators, 15x your highest stat, but negotiable, especially for merits in EE. Hit me up if interested! 

Looking for employees with closeish stats to:

Primary Stat: 75,000 MAN

Secondary Stat: 37,500 END

(Don't worry if you're not quite at these stats, we can likely work something out 😄👌)

Hello. 

My name is Earth2Sam and I wanted to share something I have worked immensely hard on for the past year and a half: I've hit 1 billion total battlestats in <500 days, 496 days to be exact.

I do not have one stat whored, I am roughly maintaining Baldr's str ratio at the moment. I did not use any can, energy or happy books. Because I didn't get any. Thanks, Ched... 🙄

I do want to acknowledge that if you look at my booster usage, this progress was due in part to the spending of irl money. I appreciate not everyone is in a position to train the way I have over the past year or so. That being said, over the past <500 days, I worked my ass off. I woke up for xanax timers, I optimized my training, I devoured forum posts and advice threads from day one, etc. It took a lot of time, sacrifice, and determination to get here. 

I also didn't do this alone. I have had an immense amount of support over the past 496 days, and want to take a moment to say some thanks to:

Forbidden Shadows, my first faction, for teaching me the ropes and putting up with noob E2S... and then also putting up with "can't-stop-reading-the-forums-and-talking-ad-nauseum" E2S. Thanks for taking me on when I was nobody.

Flatline Fam - my first big faction. You guys hooked me up with some great advice (and some harsh RW advice, which was well deserved, lol) and some of the best friends I could ever have in this game and I appreciate you so much. 

Cheers - Holy f**k. Each and everyone of you have been so incredible to me and I don't know how I got so lucky to have so many wonderful, supportive friends in this game. I am infinitely thankful. 

And lastly - ODB. You have nurtured me, put up with my bitching, supported me, lifted me up, and nurtured my competitive spirit in a healthy way. I am beyond thankful. I f**king love this faction. No matter what, the trouts are my home and I'm so excited to grow this faction with you all.

What's next for E2S?

I don't know, haha. Probably less munching of FHCs? Lol. I never really thought I'd make it this far. What I do know I've become attached to this game in a way I never expected so... I guess I'll just keep pushing the numbers go up buttons and see where it goes from there. 

TLDR: I hit my first bil in less than 500 days and my stats aren't whored. I've been told this is rare and was encouraged to make a post.

Enjoy your dividends. First 5 people to comment (without being mean, lol) get an FHC and then I'll give 10 random commenters some other random things.

Thank you for reading and keep growing!

E2S

Dividend logs:

00:17:00 - 03/05/25 You sent a Feathery Hotel Coupon to BlackMamba with the message: Thread Dividends :D

(Not sent to Steve because he told me not to <3)

00:17:50 - 03/05/25 You sent a Feathery Hotel Coupon to MaxLevio with the message: Thread Dividends! :D

00:18:43 - 03/05/25 You sent a Feathery Hotel Coupon to Moe_Black with the message: Thread Dividends:D

00:19:29 - 03/05/25 You sent a Feathery Hotel Coupon to Hopslam with the message: Thread Dividends :D

00:20:03 - 03/05/25 You sent a Feathery Hotel Coupon to Pev_Pierce with the message: Thread Dividends :D

Randoms: 

You sent a Can of X-MASS to Cassa with the message: Random thread dividends!
10:27:31 - 05/05/25
You sent a Drug Pack to Mickadin with the message: Random thread dividends!
10:26:46 - 05/05/25
You sent a Box of Grenades to SporkMonkey with the message: Random thread dividends!
10:26:08 - 05/05/25
You sent an Erotic DVD to -BlackGrey with the message: Random thread dividends!
10:25:49 - 05/05/25
You sent an Erotic DVD to lockup with the message: Random thread dividends!
10:25:17 - 05/05/25
You sent a Box of Grenades to Salfatore with the message: Random thread dividends!
10:24:12 - 05/05/25
You sent 2x Xanax to CMOT_Dibbler with the message: Random thread dividends!
10:23:30 - 05/05/25
You sent a Can of X-MASS to Ice with the message: Random thread dividends!
10:22:51 - 05/05/25
You sent a Can of X-MASS to Tyrosine with the message: Random thread dividends!
10:21:38 - 05/05/25
You sent an Erotic DVD to Ulung_PL with the message: Random thread dividends!

Looking for offers on my old well-loved primary, the Punk-Ass Enfield. 

#NerfedTooSoonButNeverForgotten<3

Just need to state that I vehemently disagree with this call. We had a bunch of people in here from many factions having a laugh. 

I think you need to give this call another think and get Woogie with it. 

THERE IS LOTS OF FISTING HERE IT IS OKAY

this shit has taken over my brain since this nonsense started back in May. please help

Long live Wooglaw, forever in our hearts and also off Torn, touching grass. 

Love you buddy Troutlaw. Hope you get to read all about this nonsense some day. ♡

Oh boy.

Hi. I'm Lore. I was the original / first disciple of Wooglin, and I accidentally started the Woog Clan. 

I didn't mean to. And now it has become its own thing. 

This all started as it normally does in ODB -- you get a little bored of Torn, so you start changing your name similar to other members, to cause some chaos in fac chat and war armory loans. It's funsies, right?:

08:07:09 - 26/05/26 You changed your name from Tahlore to Wooglore for 100 points

I had no idea what this would become. 

When I first changed my name, our fearless leader QFLUCKLES had some strong opinions: 



But I think eventually she came around to it: 



And so did others: 





I caused some chaos and it was good fun: 



And then OG Wooglin came online: 





And like, somehow now we are here. On the news ticker. Sigh.

I didn't know this would happen. This has become something far greater than I ever expected. I cannot control it. I cannot stop it. I cannot get off the Woogtrain. 

All I can say is I'm sorry, good luck to the greater torn community and... WOOGLAW!

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Congrats! :D

I'll take that bet all day

What a tempting offer. I might have to call in sick for this war... 👀

Congrats on 4 years! 2.4b in a year is hella massive!

Still not working :(

Sorry, my reading comprehension has really declined over the past 50 hours or so. Are you saying you wanna do this again, same time next week?

WE'RE IN. 

TROUT.

Thank you for your well wishes - the trout lice made me more rabid and fiesty.

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18:13:32 - 03/08/26 You bought 6x Xanax on Deadringers's bazaar at $810,799 each for a total of $4,864,794

Hey, thanks for doing this event! 

Currently recruiting!

Looking for offers on my old well-loved primary, the Punk-Ass Enfield. 

#NerfedTooSoonButNeverForgotten<3

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Are your highest work stats MAN and END? 

You might be a good fit for EARN AND YEARN MINE SHAFT CO!

We offer: 

-Competitive Wages

-10% Passive Life

-7 jp / day to boost defense

-Free, rotational trains. 

If interested, shoot ME a message!