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Revivers Without Borders - FREEVIVER COALITION · · 2 likes

Conveniently helped me when my med cd was maxed out - and such a super friendly team! Thank you for your assistance ^_^

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[TTT] The 4th Torn Tenacity Trial are Closed, hope everyone had fun :) ·

Sign me up!

Hellfire Syndicate wants YOU! ·

💿Attention: Elder Millennials and Swifties With Trauma*

 

Do you:
-Say “lol” out loud
-Still quote Vine
-Plan your Torn schedule like it’s a Google Calendar from hell
-Enjoy dopamine, structure, and a little chaos?

 

Congrats! You may be faction material.

 

We offer:
-Organized wars (but not toxic, we promise)
-Actual leadership (not “idk just hit stuff”)
-Rewards for effort because we respect your time
-A community that understands both burnout and bangers

 

✨ No bad blood. No blank spaces. Keep it one hundred on the land, the sea, the sky. Come for the respect. Stay because you accidentally made friends. ✨

 

This could be the start of a Love Story (or at least a very solid war record). 


*Non-Swifties & other generations also welcome

Hellfire Syndicate wants YOU! ·

💿Attention: Elder Millennials and Swifties With Trauma*

 

Do you:
-Say “lol” out loud
-Still quote Vine
-Plan your Torn schedule like it’s a Google Calendar from hell
-Enjoy dopamine, structure, and a little chaos?

 

Congrats! You may be faction material.

 

We offer:
-Organized wars (but not toxic, we promise)
-Actual leadership (not “idk just hit stuff”)
-Rewards for effort because we respect your time
-A community that understands both burnout and bangers

 

✨ No bad blood. No blank spaces. Keep it one hundred on the land, the sea, the sky. Come for the respect. Stay because you accidentally made friends. ✨

 

This could be the start of a Love Story (or at least a very solid war record). 


*Non-Swifties & other generations also welcome

My 1st year - 250b NW, 500m TBS! ·

Woohoo! Nice job and great to see you paying it forward.

Hellfire Syndicate wants YOU! ·

💿Attention: Elder Millennials and Swifties With Trauma*

 

Do you:
-Say “lol” out loud
-Still quote Vine
-Plan your Torn schedule like it’s a Google Calendar from hell
-Enjoy dopamine, structure, and a little chaos?

 

Congrats! You may be faction material.

 

We offer:
-Organized wars (but not toxic, we promise)
-Actual leadership (not “idk just hit stuff”)
-Rewards for effort because we respect your time
-A community that understands both burnout and bangers

 

✨ No bad blood. No blank spaces. Keep it one hundred on the land, the sea, the sky. Come for the respect. Stay because you accidentally made friends. ✨

 

This could be the start of a Love Story (or at least a very solid war record). 


*Non-Swifties & other generations also welcome

Hellfire Syndicate wants YOU! ·

Bump it!

[CLOSED] Faction Recruit Contracts - We Fill You · · 1 like

To clarify, our team was invited to test this service and share our honest feedback.

 

We can only speak to our own experience. Our interactions with TheEmpress were nothing but positive. Recruitment is time consuming, even when recruiting brand new people. Having someone else undergo that initial discussion with recruits, without having to chase them down, could potentially save time. It seems that whether such a service is right for an individual comes down to personal preference and faction need.

 

I think every faction owner acknowledges that there is an inherent risk to taking in, and committing to, new players. Obviously, per the screenshot, we did decide to take on a new batch from this process. I don't believe in turning people away who are new and willing to learn but I respect that others may feel differently about accepting fresh blood. Time will tell how many pan out but hey - all of us were noobs once. 

 

Best of luck to all & Happy Halloween!

Hellfire Syndicate wants YOU! ·

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We have candy ^_^

Looking for a faction; post details here · · 1 like

Post answered.

Join the Hellfire Syndicate: A New Era Begins! ·

Bump :)

Join the Hellfire Syndicate: A New Era Begins! ·

Join the Hellfire Syndicate: A New Era Begins! · · 1 like

Bump for this awesome faction :)

 

  • Full access to armory
  • Free Xanax for wars & chains
  • Payment for *ALL* Successful OCs (70% fee split among participants)
  • Payment for Wars (approx. 1 every 8 weeks) - 80/20% spilt
  • Steadfast gains (+4% strength, speed, defense, & dexterity gym gains)
  • Random giveaways & faction games
  • Profitable referral program for member recruitment
  • Faction Loyalty Program w/ bonuses for existing members
  • Tips, hints, and experienced guidance for new players
  • A true community of gamers & friends
  • No strict training requirements or minimum level requirements
  • We accept players worldwide and all Torn play styles

Join the Hellfire Syndicate: A New Era Begins! · · 1 like

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Bump for this awesome faction :)

 

 

*No strict training requirements, minimum levels, or login requirements. We accept players worldwide and all Torn play styles. All applications welcome and considered! 

Spooky Lucky Dip ·

After withdrawing $150million from your offshore banking account for a quick stock upgrade as your last task of the night, you wake up in a daze at 3am to find yourself in a Cayman's Island hospital, realizing you dozed off before flying home. 

Revivers Without Borders - FREEVIVER COALITION · · 2 likes

Conveniently helped me when my med cd was maxed out - and such a super friendly team! Thank you for your assistance ^_^

Buying or selling trains? ~Advertise Here~ ·

Buying Trains

Hello! I am a newer player with pretty low stats (about 8k) looking to improve! Willing to pay $300-$500k per train for anywhere from 2-5 trains per day.

I would prefer an amusement park, candle shop, fireworks stand, fitness center, lingerie store, logistics management, meat warehouse, pub, sweet shop, or toy shop.

Also willing to discuss short/long-term length of stay, daily/weekly pay, or any other specifications.

Please message me with any inquiries.
Thank you!

Buying or selling trains? ~Advertise Here~ ·

Buying Trains - Found

Hello! I am a newer player with pretty low stats (about 6k) looking to improve! Willing to pay $300-$450k per train for anywhere from 2-5 trains per day.

I would prefer an amusement park, candle shop, fireworks stand, fitness center, lingerie store, logistics management, meat warehouse, pub, sweet shop, or toy shop.

Also willing to discuss short/long-term length of stay, daily/weekly pay, or any other specifications.

Please message me with any inquiries.
Thank you!

Crime Karaoke · · 4 likes

"no bounty, no crime" to the tune of "no body, no crime" by Taylor Swift ft. HAIM.

2024 Entry: https://voca.ro/16H5vlUQLr3m

Lyrics:
That girl's a friend of mine
She's really nice but I'm pretty sure she leads a life of crime
That girl's been losing sleep
Staying up late to scope out targets with the big bounties

She says, "That one's a simple hit,
And that one's listed at $250k"
And I've noticed that her high net worth
Is growing each single day

Good thing her squad is gonna back her up for a revenge bounty (leave her alone, dude)
Good thing she's been ignoring our faction's Xanax use policy

They think she should stop, but she just can't quit it
They think she should stop, but she just can't quit it
She thinks we should stop 'fore we get addicted
No, no bounty, no crime
We're not letting up until the day we...
No, no bounty, no crime,
We won't quit even if we both get hospitalized

*Inspired by Bri. Full lyrics attached.

Valentine's Shrine · · 3 likes

Please enjoy my shrine to cats. For anyone confused by the cardboard boxes, they are extra "cat houses" that I haven't yet put together to replace the castle once it has fallen apart completely.

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