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JimmyMcJimmison [3180902] Level 87 Unchained Hydra UCHY Coil

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Trash Bandits | Little Banditos · · 12 likes

Hello all wannabe raccoons and oppossums,

 

Are you war hungry? Want to fight three times a month? Make some proper cash? (Level 15+ and war desire required!)

 

Trash Bandits - A warring faction that rarely makes deals

 

Or are you looking to train more, only fight once a month and build those stats up?

 

Little Banditos - A training faction, welcoming to all

 

Whichever you pick, you'll have access to a shared discord that is buzzing and friendly. Perks are appropriate to the faction: do I need to actually list them all? The war faction pays 100% winnings to members. And you're free to move between the two as your playstyle changes.

 

So if you would prefer it if Torn let you cosplay as a Raccoon, we got you well and truly covered!

The pets of Torn · · 18 likes

 

Luna and Louie, in a rare moment of calm!

 

Sorry for your loss, have had 2 dogs and a cat before these two and it was hard all three times.

Yet another low-rate scammer MurdoxMadman · · 45 likes

MurdoxMadman [3243335]

Stole 60,000,000 from a faction vault. Hazbin Hotel.

Its a friend's faction, not mine, and neither I nor she expects sympathy: mistakes were made. But if anyone needs a chain target, or just fancies showing this utter dickhead (and my chats with him suggest he is a MASSIVE dickhead) what happens to low-rate scammers, it really couldn't happen to a more deserving chap.

What happened to the Painkiller honor bar??? · · 34 likes

Why has the Painkiller honor bar been changed from the brilliant happy faces (that I was planning on rocking forever) to whatever nonsense it is right now?

 

This is about as far away from an improvement as a change could be. :-(

 

Please put it back.

Trash Bandits Caches - Torn's Cheapest · · 3 likes

If this post is near the top, there are caches in my bazaar.

 

CURRENT: Cheapest Melee and Armor cache in Torn in my bazaar. Save 5 million+ per cache

 

Should I have a jingle? I should have a jingle.

 

We fought a war.

We earnt some score.

Give us cash.

For our cache.

 

I'll not quit my day job...

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Discussing The Piggy Bank - Your mysterious storage tool! ·

I have one but pretty sure it’s empty. Can’t remember details of how I even got it lol.

Alpha Omega Brain Stimulation Surgery · · 2 likes

Pleased things are progressing so positively for you!

Are loss-selling services guilty of abetting? · · 1 like

Staff's response in that thread mentions how referral was "meant" to work. But I read the (very short) text on the referral page, plus the rules, and I don't see how he broke any that are actually written down.

 

Staff do a great job, overall, in my opinion. But they have got this one 100% wrong, for sure. MIstakes happen. Hopefully an apology to the affected player (the rest of us don't need one) and a new ruling is all that's required here?

Would Torn implement age verification? · · 28 likes

I expect, with Torn being a legitimate business, HQ'd in the UK, that they would comply with UK law.

Looking for a faction; post details here · · 2 likes

Thanks for offers, I have chosen.

Lady_Face attacked Cancer · · 1 like

Don't know you, but delighted. F**k cancer.

Breakfast Club - Detention Never Ends · · 1 like

Had a blast. We gave it everything we had, just not to be this time. Good game all my fellow Breakfast-ites.

Elimination Memes · · 10 likes

Another wannabe Torn rapper? · · 1 like

Better than most of the AI slop IMO

Looking for a faction; post details here ·

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What happened to the Painkiller honor bar??? · · 34 likes

Why has the Painkiller honor bar been changed from the brilliant happy faces (that I was planning on rocking forever) to whatever nonsense it is right now?

 

This is about as far away from an improvement as a change could be. :-(

 

Please put it back.

Faction Selling / Buying · · 1 like

Selling 340K faction (the one I am in). War we have on looks a 50/50 on paper and not termed so will be either Plat 1 or Plat 3.

 

All amories except Lab

OC II (spawn 3s and 4s)

1000 chain

40 capacity

 

Addiction XXV

OD VI

Side Effects VII

Travel Capacity VII

 

DM or chat me offers.

 

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