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VELUTINOUS HONOR GIVEAWAY (GET A COMIC ACCEPTED IN NEWSPAPER) - WEEKLY OR MONTHLY THANG.. · · 89 likes

Hello There!

 

Mechanics are simple.

 

To join just comment below anything, only one entry per player. 

 

Get a chance to win a comic made by yours truly which you can submit to Torn City Times.

If the comics get accepted, (hopefully).

 

Torn City Times (Sugarvalves) will award you with 250 points and a VERY RARE shiny new honor bar named "Velutinous".

(See image below)

 

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Giveaway winners can also get a chance to win the Monthly Economist Prize care of the Torn Economist:

Which Main Prize is $100M and Runner up $20M respectively.

 

I will try to of course to make the comic quality as good as possible so you can get a high chance to win it.

 

Notes:

 

1. Previous Winners are disqualified.

 

2. If you already have the Velutinous Honor Bar, You are disqualified. Please be fair to participants.

 

3. If you win this giveaway and have submitted the comic to Torn City Times.  Please be patient and wait for it (hopefully) to get accepted.

 

Update: 1st Comic Winner Giveaway! : Fooligan!

 

Update: 2nd Comic Winner Giveaway! Benjisaur!

 

Update: 3rd Comic Winner Giveaway! Ultron!

 

Update: 4th Comic Winner Giveaway! PTP_Enjoyer!

 

Update: 5th Comic Winner Giveaway! HollygoLightly!

 

 

We are open for new entries. Old Entries are automatically added.

I apologize. Draws suspended temporarily due to IRL work stuff. 

 

Good Luck!

Mikzcool

Attacking 2.0: Whats New? · · 678 likes

News Update on Attacking 2.0 :

 

I’m just a regular citizen like all of you but I have inside information about Attacking 2.0.

 

BE WARNED, this is a Spoiler Alert on future updates for Torn.

 

Attacking 2.0 What’s new?

 

Torn Citizens have complained that the current attacking process lacks some flair and excitement.

In future updates, we will implement a more exciting and innovative feature on the attack page.

ANIMATED CHARACTERS!

 

 ANIMATION! In my text-based game?. You’re Crazy. 

 

Ok Ok... Hear me out, I know this will take more bandwidth than necessary but it will definitely add some excitement to the game. 

Like this pre-attack page where you can taunt your enemies:

 

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 Disclaimer: Animations will cost 10k points each. (Fart Animation is another additional 5k points)

 

 

Here you can see your character’s attack action and the enemy's getting hit.

 

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 (Sorry, can only afford punch and get hit animation for this one. Send me some stuff)

 

 

And then finally, we get to the Leave, Mug and Hospitalize screen where your character celebrates his well-deserved victory.

 [image: imagizer.imageshack.com]

Break it down yooo

 

So when will this be implemented?.  Only time will tell. But what i can say is.. Its sooner than you think..

 

BONUS:

 

Customizable Backdrops. Get DN for 50k points. 

 

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Edit:

 

This Thread just exploded. Thank you kindly Torn Community. Will do more quality shit posts if I can.

PS. This is just a joke thread for entertainment, in no way will Ched implement this... or will he??

 

TY Lord Chedburn. 

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EROTIC DVD GIVE AWAY (CLOSED) · · 26 likes

Really Simple Giveaway, Will be doing this every week if I'm not busy:

I'm giving away 1 Erotic DVD randomly. Winner will be chosen using Google Random Number Generator.

Will update this post when we have a winner.

Just like this post and enter any number from 1-50. Duplicate numbers will be disqualified from the Give away so make sure your number is Unique.
Two Random special numbers will be drawn and may win some goodies.

Once all 50 numbers is used. Entries will be closed. Even if only one guy posts he will win it all.

Congratulations!

E-DVD winner:

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Goodies Winners:

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Will send the Prizes by 6:00 PM Torn Time!

Thank you!

Good Luck!

Entries:

1 CommanderViimes [3246613]
2 RobberHood [2361494]
3 SmidgeOfPie [3152626]
4 Smiley-boshank [3220786]
5 Chi [2487971]
6 SteveDaStingRay [2726144]
7 bigb00ty [3245409]
8 NEvaldas [352097]
9 Celestino86 [2925740]
10 ChefYeff [2839274]
11 Graye [2757889]
12 DarthRevan [2836054]
13 Kk13 [3154227]
14 LaurenHill [3237923]
15 LordVonChimp [3135211]
16 Rizzzz [2902293]
17 Legendbadger [3187441]
18 NRD2nd [2905417]
19 Inferno [3007989]
20 xTouchzin [3208847]
21 Jeong_Jinman [3232908]
22 KingD [2739922]
23 lowkeyflex [3142266]
24 Nilfgaardczyk [2406770]
25 echotte [2834135]
26 Quackor [3097913]
27 Jeggy [1526723]
28 _God_ [2653035]
29 DannyFeng45 [3216648]
30 TheMasterBaiter [2900239]
31 KangEr [1650173]
32 Oakmont [2328419]
33 Wiber [2065939]
34 Yaamean [2779971]
35 Quanna_Parker [3259081]
36 liriose [2652374]
37 BoostedOne [3194193]
38 FRASER [3132816]
39 Salfatore [2976745]
40 Islet [3190690]
41 Zoraida [2871443]
42 Ractor [2313627]
43 Zoraida [2871443]
44 ErikBloodthirst [3213359]
45 Quinxa [2730602]
46 Matchlock [2227514]
47 DieselBlade [1701621]
48 Radmegazoom [2711773]
49 Neliex [2857538]
50 arithond [3004651]

[110R+] TORN CASINO SCRATCH CARDS · · 114 likes

Hi There!

 

This will be another point sink idea since points have been on the decline again. 

I got this idea from some previous suggestions for scratch cards in the Casino such as the following:

 

Scratch off

And some other posts in General Discussion..

 

I'd like to suggest again another scratch card mini-game but this time in exchange for points:

 

-It will be located on the Points Building or Casino.

-This will give players a chance to get some Energy, Nerve or receive nothing at all.

 

For Concept:

 

  1. First Scratch Card costs 30 points, Second Scratch Card costs 60 points. 
  2. Only two Scratch Cards can be bought per day
  3. You may also get Scratch Card Vouchers same as Energy and Nerve Refill from Torn Events or Subscriber Rewards
  4. Rewards and Losses:
    1. 25 Energy to 50 Energy

    2. 25 Nerve to 50 Nerve

    3. Maybe a Big Prize for full Energy or Nerve Refill 

    4. Try Again
    5. Face Punch / Kick to the balls by Leslie???

 

Sample Concept Image of the Scratch Card below (3 Same Matches Type), So this card wins 25 Nerve:

 

[image: i.ibb.co]

 

 

Eliminations 2025: Ched doesn't want you to know. · · 270 likes

Hello Fellow Citizens,

 

It is me again, your humble shit poster official leaks source for current developments from Torn City.

 

Today, we provide some inside information on current developments on: “Eliminations Event”. Lord Chedburn announced on Announcements that they are refactoring Eliminations this year but didn’t provide anymore information about it. Yeah sucks.

 

But you are lucky dear reader as my leak source, who is of course a very trustworthy and very reliable mole have provided me with some relative information for your reading pleasure.

 

Please see my FBI verified photo evidence below of our secret meeting.

 

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Don't worry I washed my hands. 

 

WARNING: THIS IS A SPOILER ALERT AND A LONG READ.

TLDR: NO.

 

INTRODUCTION:

 

As you may know, Eliminations for year 2024 has been cancelled due to various reasons as stated on this post.  

 

In reality, The Torn City Development Team has been actually developing a revamped version of Eliminations which I will now divulge here with 100% Legit Screenshots. This may cause me to be Fedded but bringing you information is more important. Please send me stuff.

 

So what’s new with the Elimination Event?

 

Players have called the previous Eliminations got boring as the event dragged on. So how can we make this event more exciting?

 

This year’s Eliminations will feature 3 Stages, each one will have different target and mechanics as the previous stages. From here on we will call these stages: “Acts”


Each “Act” will force you to be online will be a test of skill and willpower. It will take commitment to overcome and succeed in these acts.

 

ACTS? In my text-based MMORPG!! This is not Diablo!!

 

YES!!! Aside from usual smash and grab concept from previous Eliminations, This Acts will introduce something new in the gameplay mechanics. So it doesn’t get stale.

 

Ok! Enough of this foreplay! Show us what’s going to happen on Eliminations!!

 

Ok, Ok.. Take it easy! Jeezz. 

 

I. HOW DO I JOIN ELIMINATIONS?

 

On Event Day, The Eliminations can be accessed via your interface.

 

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It is important that you have a heart symbol beside Eliminations or.. or…

I’m gonna cry. Make sure you have it.

 

As per previous Eliminations on which I have not joined last year because it was cancelled so I don’t have a freakin idea what happens or what the mechanics are, You can choose to join a team. 

 

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As per our leak source, a total of 500 teams will be made available. So why is only 5 here?. Because I got lazy of thinking of new team names. So why is Chuck Norris’ Team allowed only 1 member? Do you really have to ask??

 

Upon joining a team, you can then now join an Act on which the first one is unlocked and you are all set! Event start times still applies.

 

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Also as per our reliable leak source, If this year’s Eliminations is a success, Eliminations for Year 2026 will feature Ten (10) Acts and the Eliminations Event will be a Two (2) Month long event from September to October.

 

 

 

II. ELIMINATIONS EVENT

 

As soon as the Eliminations start, the first Act will begin.

 

Act I. Green Light and Red Light

 

Mechanics:

-Green Light and Red Light will turn on at Random Times of the day. An event will trigger when this happens.

-During Green Light phase, you are free run or move.

-Your target for the first act will be to get to the finish line.

-On your interface a toggle can be accessed to make your character run.

-Your team gains distance while your toggle is on Run at a rate of 1 meter per hour-ish.

-However, This toggle will go to stand if you are hospitalized or jailed and can only be toggled again if you get out of the hospital.

 

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GREEN LIGHT! f**k it!! RUN!!!

 

On Red Light phase, moving or attacking will hospitalize your player. 

 

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So what do I do during this phase?. Touch grass, eat lunch or shitpost on GD. Who cares?

Or do some insane dance moves.

 

ACT II. Group Up

 

Mechanics:

-This Act will consist of 3 Rounds.

-All players will be positioned on a turning carousel.

-There will be rooms you can enter on the side.

-A number of players per room will be announced at the start of the round. If a room is short or exceeds this number after the self-destruct timer goes off. Those players are eliminated.

-Anyone still on the Carousel after the self-destruct timer goes off will be hospitalized.

-Once you enter a room you can’t get out.

 

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Noticed something? The wheel isn’t turning exactly on center. Weird..

 

Entering a room will trigger an event. Attack other players to ensure the correct number of players are in the room.

Attack and Discuss with your team if necessary.

 

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Wow! That’s a large room. [Insert yo mama’s so fat joke here]

 

 

This act will eliminate Teams who holds no or the least rooms as shown on percentage at the Act 2 Lobby.

 

ACT III. THE FINAL FACE-OFF

 

Mechanics:

- Hit Enemy Team Players and Collect a certain items

- If you get hit, you lose that item for a random number from 5-10.

- Once you lose all of that item, you cannot gain any more of that item. But you can still attack other teams.

- Team that gets the most of this item, Wins Elimination! Hooray!

 

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What is that item? Get DN!

AND LASTLY THE PRIZE:

 

So you won! Great! As Tokens have been discontinued

What do you and your awesome team get for winning Eliminations! See below!

 

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Sorry, can’t get enough of Deez Nuts Jokes. This is too OP though. I like it.

 

 

So are you excited for Eliminations 2025?

What Team Names can you suggest?. Would you join Deez Nuts? 

Will Attacking 2.0 3.0 be released before Eliminations?.

Only time again will tell.

 

THREAD DIVIDENDS TO BE GIVEN OUT AT RANDOM.

 

13:00:40 - 13/03/25 You sent some Xanax to AgntOrngRuffy with the message: Thread Dividend

13:01:34 - 13/03/25 You sent some Xanax to BlackDReborn with the message: Thread Dividend

08:28:26 - 14/03/25 You sent some Xanax to 7-eleven with the message: Thread Dividend

08:29:04 - 14/03/25 You sent some Xanax to Kornord with the message: Thread Dividend

15:10:17 - 15/03/25 You sent some Xanax to TwistedRusso with the message: THREAD DIVIDEND

15:08:53 - 15/03/25 You sent some Xanax to MR_J_19 with the message: THREAD DIVIDEND

 

 

Special Thanks to:

ThunderThighs

Sparrow88

AviArcer

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