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KleinWolf [3207569] Level 17 Federal

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Nostalgic games for you? · · 21 likes

Global 2week Giveaways (CLOSED) · · 2 likes

A bloody fast guy or a very disappointed woman.

. · · 9 likes

"Laughs in reddit"
"Cries in 9gag"
"Bates in 4chan"

"Doesn't talk about /b/"

"F******d your mother in CoD"

Every online media has it's own culture. Learn the ropes or your gonna hang.

"First time?" - Meme. (Uploading on mobile is a bitch)

Hall of Fame reset for me? · · 3 likes

Can confirm on mobile, same effect with daily positions but not monthly.

The Torn app, no scripts.

Staff: plz grave · · 4 likes

Like the RW changes? Yeah, I was in Toast. Didn't like the idea of preconditioned wars.
May be a noob but that is not in the spirit of the game.

Btw, you just lost The Game.

Recent archived posts

TornTools ·

Latest version, it auto updates.
OC countdown is working properly. Display and countdown.
Made some sidebar changes, forgot what they were.

 

TornTools ·

TypeError: Cannot read properties of null (reading 'appendChild')

TypeError: Cannot read properties of null (reading 'appendChild')
    at addInformationSection (chrome-extension://hjpaapdjcgbmeikfnahipphknonhlhib/scripts/features/oc-time/ttOCTime.js:72:10)
    at showTimer (chrome-extension://hjpaapdjcgbmeikfnahipphknonhlhib/scripts/features/oc-time/ttOCTime.js:26:3)
    at async FeatureManager.executeFunction (chrome-extension://hjpaapdjcgbmeikfnahipphknonhlhib/scripts/global/featureManager.js:269:51)
    at async FeatureManager.startFeature (chrome-extension://hjpaapdjcgbmeikfnahipphknonhlhib/scripts/global/featureManager.js:178:6)

YYeah, no idea what this means. Just saw and posted.

BHG - One Stop shop! (DIscord Required) ·

Buying bounties are simple. But selling, not so much, for me. I can't see the difference between when to claim a bounty and when a request is made to place a bounty.
HowDaFuDoesThisWork?

 

Ched nuking Events · · 2 likes

I have witnessed the downfall of many MMO's through history, the destruction of excellent game studios and IP's.

 

The only possibility that truly scares me as a gamer is the same that caused all of this suffering.

 

The hunt for that sweet sweet micro-transaction income.

Be lured not, for on that golden path lies naught but tears of failure, the withering slow death of a respectless soul, screaming in agony for release of the tortured hell it has descended towards, the true cause, it's own hubris.

 

Oh yeah and the over saturated game boomed office. Too much growth, sudden boom, massive overhead, slowed growth and sudden loss leading to reduced income.

 

But that's your problem.

The micro-transactions are ours.

Correct DP Pronunciation ·

Just don't bend over to pick it up. In prison they can still fit two objects in a single hole.

first month in this game is the hardest part ??? · · 1 like

The complexity and variety in this game is what caught me first.

So many interesting ways in which to make numbers go up.

Just a quick example from my personal notes:

Goose 380930 / 5 = 76186 per energy x 150
= 11 427 900 for full  
5 x 12 = 60 max
x-mas 3 900 000 / 30 = 130 000 per energy x 150 = 19 500 000 for full
30 x 12 = 360 max
150 / 30 = 5

25 points for full energy
45454 per point x 25 = 1 136 350
6123642 / 45454 = 134 x 48 049
134 x 48049 = 6 438 566

Or

TCT - 29 516 001 Money 1M / 31 Days

No YAZ - 46 980 000 Free Banner / 7 days

No IST - 50 346 000 Free Education / 7 days

THS - 50 431 500 MedPack x 1 / 7 Days

EVL - 56 744 001 Happy 1000 / 7 days

No MSG - 74 352 000 ClassifiedAdvert / 7 days

WSU - 90 360 000 EduReduct 10% / 7 

Days

THS 2 - 101 397 000 MdPac x 2 / 7 Days

IIL - 123 240 000 CodeReduc50% / 7 Days

CBD - 129 055 500 Nerve 50 / 7 Days

GRN - 144 795 000 Money 4M / 31 Days

MCS - 249 770 500 Energy 100 / 7 Days

EWM - 270 720 000 BoxGrenade x 1 / 7 Days

LSC - 271 975 000 Lottery Voucher x1 / 7 days

No TCM - 292 290 000 RaceSkill10% / 7 Days

No TGP - 316 200 000 CompanyAdvertBoost / 7 days

ASS - 333 530 000 Alc6Pack x 1 / 7 Days

LAG - 337 852 500 LawBussCard x 1 / 7 Days

SYM - 338 665 000 Drug Pack x 1 / 7 days

IOU - 466 890 000 Money 12M / 31 Days

No TCP - 483 160 000 Company Sales / 7 days

PRN - 563 440 000 Erotic DVD x 1 / 7 days

PTS - 716 200 000 Points 100 / 7 days

LOS - 760 575 000 MissionBonus25% / 7 days

TMI - 1 255 620 000 Money 25M / 31 Days

BAG - 1 394 400 000 Ammo Pack x 1 / 7 days

ELT - 1 466 900 000 HomeUpgrDisc 10% / 7 days

FHG - 1 520 000 000 Hotel Coupon x 1 / 7 days

TCI - 1 622 985 000 Bank 10% / 7 days

SYS - 1 879 620 000 Advanced Firewall / 7 days

HRG - 2 535 600 000 Random Property / 31 days

MUN - 2 704 850 000 EnergyDrink6Pack x 1 / 7 Days

TSB - 3 275 970 060 000 Money 50M / 31 days

TCC - 4 152 825 001 Clothing Cache x1 / 31 days

CNC - 5 937 525 000 Money 80M / 31 days

WLT - 6 290 820 000 Private Jet / 7 days

 

That's just from quick calculations, it should get even more fun in a few years when I hit weapon optimization and sheeeiiiit.

 

Most Explosive Impact: M'aol or DB? ·

Arise from the Darkness Oh Great One!

Spew forth thy Noodly Tentacles...!

Oh shit, wrong religion, sorry.

So FSM is across the hall?

>That way?

< Or that way?

BUY/TRADE CANCEL MUGGERS, BUYERS/SELLERS BEWARE · · 2 likes

Too lazy to search for the history but it went something like this:

Items sold on bazaar for 8mil.

Player mugged you for 1$.

You sent 1$ to player with the message: Too slow.

You received 1$ from player with the message: Too fast.

 

It was a nice day.

Hell, since I have your attention, Ched ... · · 2 likes

Copy the dress up dolls with a creative art style and post images on a thread.

Not just in game but generate unique backgrounds, clothing and facial expressions using more than items available ingame.

 

On one condition, focus MUST be on the paper doll.

 

And no discernable features (don't post a Taylor Swift smiley on top of your doll, that's just... no, don't do it)

 

Points scored for uniqueness, creativity or by community vote.

 

Easy to implement, self-policing and safe.

Hell, since I have your attention, Ched ... ·

Nope. It was disgusting.

Correct DP Pronunciation ·

GIF or jif?

Eliminations Are Gone - BooHoo ·

Chedburn already replied:

From a programming perspective it makes sense.

Slowest chain ever? ·

Is there a merit for it?

Looking for Female-Led / Female-Majority Faction · · 1 like

Uhhhhh, guys? Poster is an FBI noob...

Remember the internet rules:

Any girl on the internet is an FBI agent.

1m respect Vs 100k · · 2 likes

Wonder what would happen if you report it as a bug?

Definitive Tier List - Top 20 ·

Give this man a Bells!

Who owns the most of one individual item? · · 2 likes

No Image

This item does not exist.

 

"Can you trade me for this?"

"Nope, sorry. That item does not exist."

"It's right here, in my hand. Just take it and gimme some money or something."

"Sorry bro, can't. It doesn't exist."

"Seen any aliens lately?"

"Yeah man, they abducted me last night."

 

😐

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Raids should only allow one faction at a time. ·

If it wasn't for human trafficking we wouldn't get any where.

If you're complaining about traffic just remember that you are traffic.

A year of Crimes 2.0! · · 1 like

Thanks for the guides, they helped immensely. 

New player and the crimes are fun.