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My bazaar, Bazaart Simpson, is open and growing! 

$1-$2 Sales

I always have $1 items available, and I focus on functional items such as weapons, materials for crimes, armour or candy. 

Some of my favourite $1 sales:

02:39:02 - 06/03/26 You sold a Diamond Bladed Knife on your bazaar to m0neZero at $1 each for a total of $1 

22:53:33 - 19/03/26 You sold an Erotic DVD on your bazaar to Crawler_Carl at $1 each for a total of $1

19:45:31 - 05/04/26 _Ragnar_ bought 1 x Can of X-MASS from your bazaar for $1

22:44:52 - 06/04/26 Caz27 bought 1 x Combat Vest from your bazaar for $1

13:36:03 - 09/04/26 You sold a Donator Pack on your bazaar to Makkhoi at $1 each for a total of $1

17:57:47 - 09/04/26 You sold a Horse's Head on your bazaar to AFRRY at $1 each for a total of $1

To help keep $1 sales available, my bazaar has some items listed at 999% MV, ranging from $10k to $5M, which can be bought as a donation that goes directly back into $1 items. These are found underneath my normal items and above the $1-$2 items, and are only spent on useful items. 

Some of My 999% MV donations:

04:28:44 - 08/01/26 You sold some Spray Paint : Green on your bazaar to Helgen at $10,000 each for a total of $10,000

Funded $1 items: Small First Aid Kit, Box of Bon Bons, Spray Paint: White, Box of Sweet Hearts, Slingshot (x2) Crowbar (x2) Baseball Bat, Fireworks, Lorcin 380 (x2) Thompson (x3) Knuckle Dusters, Leather Helmet (x2) Fine Chisel, Box of Chocolate Bars

03:49:02 - 11/01/26 You sold some Spray Paint : Blue on your bazaar to Magdalenn at $75,000 each for a total of $75,000

Funded $1 items: Ecstasy, Blank DVDs, Dog Treats, Spy Camera (x8) Lollipop, Fine Chisel, Plastic Sword (x4) Rope, Computer Fan, Water Block, Disposable Mask, Box of Tissues (x9) Box of Chocolate Bars, PSU, Vicodin, Speed, Pepper Spray, Fireworks (x2) Trout, Taser, Gasoline, Candle, Handkerchief, Adhesive Plastic 

10:03:56 - 23/01/26 You sold some Spray Paint : Purple on your bazaar to Chubz00 at $500,000 each for a total of $500,000

Funded $1 items: Wington GGU, WW2 Helmet, Bag of Tootsie Rolls, BT MP9, Kerosene, Volt MNG, Bulletproof Vest, Sewing Kit, Empty Blood Bag, HEG, Magnum, M4AL Colt Carbine, Chainsaw, Cannabis, Scimitar, Dog Treats, Vicodin.

10:04:23 - 23/01/26 You sold some Spray Paint : Black on your bazaar to Chubz00 at $1,000,000 each for a total of $1,000,000

Funded $1 items: Bottle of Stinky Swamp Punch, Can of Goose Juice, Lawyer’s Business Card, Printing Paper, Tear Gas, Edomondo IR, Big Box of Chocolate Bars, Ipecac Syrup, Ecstasy, Printer, Cut-Throat Razor, Katana, Chain Whip, Dagger. 

What people are finding:

Hakken0 [4028735] has the highest item count with 556 $1 items. A hammer, 2 baseball bats, 4 crowbars, some knuckle dusters, a Glock 17, a Raven MP25, a Beretta M9, a leather vest, a police vest, 2 Springfield 1911s, a butterfly knife, 500 bottles of beer, a box of sweet hearts, a flare gun, a Sai, 5 Taurus, 2 Lorcin 380s, 2 pairs of high heels, a fine chisel, 2 slingshots, a lead pipe, a frying pan, 3 pillows, 2 Skorpions, 2 TMPs, 6 Thompsons, a Çagoutte 10-6, 2 pairs of leather pants, a pair of leather boots, 2 pairs of leather gloves, 2 plastic swords, a bone saw, and a flashlight 

Makkhoi [3652991] has the highest item average, at $24,409,693 for 1 donator pack 

c0pyc4t [4039125] has the highest $ total, at $24,491,570 for 41 items (average $597k per item) with 3 hammers, 4 baseball bats, 3 Glock 17s, a CD player, a Springfield 1911, 2 butterfly knives, an S&W revolver, a BT MP9, a Taurus, a Lorcin 380, a donator pack, PVC cards, 2 fine chisels, generic wrapping paper, 2 frying pans, 2 pillows, an mp5k, a Skorpion, a TMP, 3 Thompsons, a leather helmet, leather boots, a plastic sword, 3 scalpels, a candle, and some diesel

Regular Sales

Right now, I'm focusing my other sales on plushies and flowers. I mostly fly to Mexico, Cayman Islands, Canada, United Kingdom and China, so customers can expect a variety of plushies, flowers and other items from those places. 

Other things I sell include the items I get from the forgery crime or shoplifting, or basically anything I find for free or a decent price. I've been selling a lot of drugs recently, too. 

All items sold on my bazaar will be below current market value (other than the designated +999% items). If any are above or equal to it, it just means I haven't noticed yet and will change it when I can.

Accidentally got a six hand Charlie while thinking that it was still five lmao. No luck with insurance though, that's gonna take forever 

Nice

Thank you :) 

I reaally fought doing this because I wanted my full list on my bazaar and didn't want anyone to feel like I don't appreciate their donations (I do) but it was getting crazy long. I'll keep all the names and amounts here. Anyway, thank you to the donors for already donating so much that I had to rearrange the list, that's a lot of people since my first one in January!

Full donor list

Scathach [2233922] - $55,274,200

FluffyVonFoopa [3934207] - $53,340,000

Chubz00 [3902061] - $14,120,000

Kinky_Kyzer [3393074] - $6,000,000

Curruff [3744376] - $5,000,000

Longbongjovi [3846178] - $5,000,000

Sherbear [1530994] - $3,950,000

haru1414 [3986880] - $2,500,000

gravepetal [3771110] - $3,300,000  

m0neZero [4040461] - $1,650,000

Flitz [428979] - $1,500,000

DexterMathor [3205493] - $1,335,000

Raidiul [4009728] - $1,210,000

 EvilySweet [2779945] - $1,030,000

SharmZ [3542741] - $1,010,000

KiwiMinerva [4017028] - $850,000

Krazy_Chicken [993410] - $750,000

Kaedynn [3253015] - $600,000

bleeper333 [3886744] - $585,000

ZEFFY [3990138] - $260,000

LunaMoonbeam420 [3904234] - $250,000

Nikhar [2588026] - $250,000

bad_Robot [3902500] - $250,000

JVieto [3697487] - $250,000

Nikita- [4025189] - $250,000

Ophanim [3944441] - $170,000

Bowkaias [3233879] - $135,000 

Monu8282 [2917986] - $100,000

Miojones [4044587] - $100,000

daonioneater [3866371] - $90,000

Jyess [2878944] - $85,000

Luck4334 [2002699] - $80,000

Dionsyus [3539868] - $75,000

CaptDinglebrry [3637371] - $75,000

xKAIx [3773468] - $75,000

Sapphic_Sally [2012516] - $75,000

Lazarus1395 [2226810] - $75,000

Faded- [3997042] - $75,000

Lovelydear48 [3787248] - $60,000

LLKINGJ [3724070] - $60,000 

VolfasEngelman [3948593] - $50,000 

Zheru [2300506] - $50,000

Ghoulpaul [3788706] - $50,000

Tisiphone_ [3914037] - $30,000

Darkhunter2121 [4076210] - $22,000

Helgen [2954103] - $10,000

Pixiepants [3629768] - $10,000

Amnestasia [4141535] - $10,000

ApexTurtle [3487438] - $10,000

M4g1 [2515857] - $10,000

WisDomSon [3691156] -$10,000

Shakacan [3808537] - $10,000

JennaSalby [3930512] - $10,000

HurryKaneK [3384920] - $10,000

Cupid-Stunt [3502773] - $10,000

Doug521 [3504012] - $10,000

Derisio [3675080] - $10,000

agoose [2610869] - $10,000

srsbsns [3807418] - $10,000

Cel  [1906903] - Hammer x6, Glock 17 x2, Plastic Sword x2, Lead Pipe x2, Fine Chisel, Crowbar

Mendoza [463206] - Crowbar 

Total: $162,186,200

Hey, if you mean about the items being locked, it's just a thing that Torn automatically does with $1 items. Certain people are chosen randomly to be able to buy certain items and the rest are locked for them, so on a $1 bazaar there might only be 1 or 2 things the game will let you personally buy and you have to a scroll through to find yours. Sometimes it's a crowbar, sometimes it's a xanax but it's completely RNG. I hope that helps :) 

Thank you, I'm glad you like it. Thanks again for your donation too :) 

6 months ago I took a bounty that you put on someone. It was a truly enjoyable bounty and I will cherish it forever 🙏

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23:31:18 - 08/01/26 You favorited Damorale's bazaar

23:31:41 - 08/01/26 You favorited bleeper333's bazaar

My bazaar, Bazaart Simpson, is open and growing! 

$1-$2 Sales

I always have $1 items available, and I focus on functional items such as weapons, materials for crimes, armour or candy. 

Some of my favourite $1 sales:

02:39:02 - 06/03/26 You sold a Diamond Bladed Knife on your bazaar to m0neZero at $1 each for a total of $1 

22:53:33 - 19/03/26 You sold an Erotic DVD on your bazaar to Crawler_Carl at $1 each for a total of $1

19:45:31 - 05/04/26 _Ragnar_ bought 1 x Can of X-MASS from your bazaar for $1

22:44:52 - 06/04/26 Caz27 bought 1 x Combat Vest from your bazaar for $1

13:36:03 - 09/04/26 You sold a Donator Pack on your bazaar to Makkhoi at $1 each for a total of $1

17:57:47 - 09/04/26 You sold a Horse's Head on your bazaar to AFRRY at $1 each for a total of $1

To help keep $1 sales available, my bazaar has some items listed at 999% MV, ranging from $10k to $5M, which can be bought as a donation that goes directly back into $1 items. These are found underneath my normal items and above the $1-$2 items, and are only spent on useful items. 

Some of My 999% MV donations:

04:28:44 - 08/01/26 You sold some Spray Paint : Green on your bazaar to Helgen at $10,000 each for a total of $10,000

Funded $1 items: Small First Aid Kit, Box of Bon Bons, Spray Paint: White, Box of Sweet Hearts, Slingshot (x2) Crowbar (x2) Baseball Bat, Fireworks, Lorcin 380 (x2) Thompson (x3) Knuckle Dusters, Leather Helmet (x2) Fine Chisel, Box of Chocolate Bars

03:49:02 - 11/01/26 You sold some Spray Paint : Blue on your bazaar to Magdalenn at $75,000 each for a total of $75,000

Funded $1 items: Ecstasy, Blank DVDs, Dog Treats, Spy Camera (x8) Lollipop, Fine Chisel, Plastic Sword (x4) Rope, Computer Fan, Water Block, Disposable Mask, Box of Tissues (x9) Box of Chocolate Bars, PSU, Vicodin, Speed, Pepper Spray, Fireworks (x2) Trout, Taser, Gasoline, Candle, Handkerchief, Adhesive Plastic 

10:03:56 - 23/01/26 You sold some Spray Paint : Purple on your bazaar to Chubz00 at $500,000 each for a total of $500,000

Funded $1 items: Wington GGU, WW2 Helmet, Bag of Tootsie Rolls, BT MP9, Kerosene, Volt MNG, Bulletproof Vest, Sewing Kit, Empty Blood Bag, HEG, Magnum, M4AL Colt Carbine, Chainsaw, Cannabis, Scimitar, Dog Treats, Vicodin.

10:04:23 - 23/01/26 You sold some Spray Paint : Black on your bazaar to Chubz00 at $1,000,000 each for a total of $1,000,000

Funded $1 items: Bottle of Stinky Swamp Punch, Can of Goose Juice, Lawyer’s Business Card, Printing Paper, Tear Gas, Edomondo IR, Big Box of Chocolate Bars, Ipecac Syrup, Ecstasy, Printer, Cut-Throat Razor, Katana, Chain Whip, Dagger. 

What people are finding:

Hakken0 [4028735] has the highest item count with 556 $1 items. A hammer, 2 baseball bats, 4 crowbars, some knuckle dusters, a Glock 17, a Raven MP25, a Beretta M9, a leather vest, a police vest, 2 Springfield 1911s, a butterfly knife, 500 bottles of beer, a box of sweet hearts, a flare gun, a Sai, 5 Taurus, 2 Lorcin 380s, 2 pairs of high heels, a fine chisel, 2 slingshots, a lead pipe, a frying pan, 3 pillows, 2 Skorpions, 2 TMPs, 6 Thompsons, a Çagoutte 10-6, 2 pairs of leather pants, a pair of leather boots, 2 pairs of leather gloves, 2 plastic swords, a bone saw, and a flashlight 

Makkhoi [3652991] has the highest item average, at $24,409,693 for 1 donator pack 

c0pyc4t [4039125] has the highest $ total, at $24,491,570 for 41 items (average $597k per item) with 3 hammers, 4 baseball bats, 3 Glock 17s, a CD player, a Springfield 1911, 2 butterfly knives, an S&W revolver, a BT MP9, a Taurus, a Lorcin 380, a donator pack, PVC cards, 2 fine chisels, generic wrapping paper, 2 frying pans, 2 pillows, an mp5k, a Skorpion, a TMP, 3 Thompsons, a leather helmet, leather boots, a plastic sword, 3 scalpels, a candle, and some diesel

Regular Sales

Right now, I'm focusing my other sales on plushies and flowers. I mostly fly to Mexico, Cayman Islands, Canada, United Kingdom and China, so customers can expect a variety of plushies, flowers and other items from those places. 

Other things I sell include the items I get from the forgery crime or shoplifting, or basically anything I find for free or a decent price. I've been selling a lot of drugs recently, too. 

All items sold on my bazaar will be below current market value (other than the designated +999% items). If any are above or equal to it, it just means I haven't noticed yet and will change it when I can.

I didn't expect to spend my afternoon sellotaping Bud Light cans together... Twice, because the first time I built it I forgot to put my user ID in it lol

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We've got a christmassy Teddy Bear Plushy holding my username, a Bottle of Beer, AND the reason she's licking her lips is probably because I'm using a Dog Treat to get her to stay still (2nd one actually, she stole the first one and we had to take a break while she was in jail). 

I had this too, the faction and OC icons were gone all day but I refreshed my icons and they came back 

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613 days, I just got an ad for it and decided to try it because it said it was like Bitlife. Completely wrong obviously but it's better lol 

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