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Selling Max Happy Jumps · · 0 likes

Looking to boost your stats? I’m offering happy jumps at a great price!

What You Need:

  • 2x Poison Mistletoes (not the regular ones!)
  • 1-2x Erotic DVDs (depending on your current property’s happy cap)
  • 1x Ecstasy
  • Optional: Energy sources like FHC or Xanax for stacking

How It Works:

  1. We start with one seller and Numerous clients.
  2. The seller jumps to 99,999 happy.
  3. Clients use 2x poison mistletoes to steal around 43,400 happy.
  4. Use Erotic DVDs to reach 50,000 happy.
  5. Take Ecstasy to double your happy (drug cooldown must be at 0).
  6. Train using all available energy and refill options.
  7. Clients repeat the process, "stealing" from the person before.

Jump in and boost your stats now!

DM me if interested!

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Selling Max Happy Jumps ·

Looking to boost your stats? I’m offering happy jumps at a great price!

What You Need:

  • 2x Poison Mistletoes (not the regular ones!)
  • 1-2x Erotic DVDs (depending on your current property’s happy cap)
  • 1x Ecstasy
  • Optional: Energy sources like FHC or Xanax for stacking

How It Works:

  1. We start with one seller and Numerous clients.
  2. The seller jumps to 99,999 happy.
  3. Clients use 2x poison mistletoes to steal around 43,400 happy.
  4. Use Erotic DVDs to reach 50,000 happy.
  5. Take Ecstasy to double your happy (drug cooldown must be at 0).
  6. Train using all available energy and refill options.
  7. Clients repeat the process, "stealing" from the person before.

Jump in and boost your stats now!

DM me if interested!