If you give a one a bagel, they eat for a breakfast. If you teach a one to bagel, they become one with the enlightened path.
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lvl 100, 11b battle stats, high armor lvl, working on weapons. 800k working stats. I log on twice a day to train and get things done but an not here for hours and hours
This is the story of Moe's Sis, who was cast out of Egipped for preaching the word of Bagel. Collecting her people, Moe's sis left the great city and entered the desert. For 40 days and 12 nights they wandered. On the last of it they camped at the base of a tall mound. Moe's SIs left her people in the valley and climbed to the top. Near the peak she was accosted by a loud and terrible voice which said, unto her , "Hey, sis, over here." At first she did not stray for who would when called by a strange voice on the top of a mound. but eventually she crept around to find a bubbling pool of cheese of cream. A thunderous voice spoke, saying take my word and get the hell out of the desert, upon which two tins of cheese of cream suddenly appear and written upon them were the laws of the Bagel. What these laws were are, to this day, unknown for when Moe's Sis returned to the valley she found her people had been gifted with 12,345,678 bagels of all shapes, sizes and flavors, although every single one was holey. Before Moe's sis could share the laws, the tins were snatched from her hands by Edward the Grobinson and the contents were spread among the bagels evenly and deliciously.
I have to agree. Running laps just to get free crap is boring as fuq. Bring back the map with the clues and the limited steps and the NPCs and the characters. this is just tedious. Next year just give each of us 50 mil worth of crap and we can all save a lot of time.
I started playing Torn days ago and when I started the vault and the banking were adequate to the game. It was rare to have to carry around a huge amount of cash because both were full. today, however, it is almost a daily occurrence. Weapons are a lot pricier. So is armor. And yet the vault limit and the bank limit remain the same. Isn't it about time that the Private Island gets a new vault level that holds up to 10 billion? and maybe add in some real banking with players being able to keep their money in a bank but bank robbing being added as a crime so that players stand a chance to lose a percentage of their cash if the bank gets robbed.
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Really nice job guys. Great idea and beautiful execution. Make me proud to be part of Torn.
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Great script. Works fantastically and eggactly as described.
I'm getting a faction not approved error
Does not work for me. I'm using firefox, install script and it does not show up during war. I get nothing at all even though ont he dashboard it says it is active.
7576 days which is 20+
All I have found so far is a lot of garbage. You wants pics?
This is great stuff but I have to admit that some of you people just downright scare me.
+38 but only once. Nothing close since
But I did not dump a bullet proof vest. I did not have a bullet proof vest. I dumped the leather gloves
I'm currently posting this with TornTools enabled.
Doing the reconstruction mission and finished it as required. Mission has four parts and the first three are marked as complete but he fourth, which I also completed, is still live.
No working for me. The Click here produces a script function error
lvl 100, 11b battle stats, high armor lvl, working on weapons. 800k working stats. I log on twice a day to train and get things done but an not here for hours and hours
Toss the damn thing into the dump. It's causing you too much angst
One of the Devs told me it's on a 100 year cycle
Eggs 13 have I found so far
I've found 11 so far. Easy Peasy
Awareness week a bust so far. Three days and nothing. Not a single item. In other words, I am very aware that the week is not being very good to m e.
thanks for this info. I suppose that's the other things I dislike about this map, the info is all over the place. There is no one guide to the whole thing. Granted, the person who put this map together did a lot of work and showed a lot of creativity but it would have been better broken into chunks I think. Anyway thanks to all who have been positing their efforts.
I'm giving up. got stuck in a pit and could not get out, could not move so had to reset. Lost everything. Went back to dungeon one and was blocked from getting to the beer so no hope of getting enough nerve to finish this thing. Way too complicated and too many arcane processes. Never got the yacht to work either. Too buggy and glitchy. And losing everything to a reset is just nuts.