DeanRoth [3223464] Level 50
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Hey everyone! Just wanted to start a thread here to let new players know that I am interested in helping them out in the early stages here in Torn City.
I know what it's like to be new and struggle at the beginning. So if you are brand new to Torn and interested in making some quick money to get started. Let me know and I will help you make your first $500,000 if not 1 million or more!
Just send me a message.
Leave a comment below if you work with me and are happy with my service! Thank you!
I am saving up funds to get to 2b so I can get max investment and get interest to pay for my Xanax training.
A joke:
Man walks into a pet store and sees a parrot in the corner.
Man: How much for that Parrot?
Shop Owner: You don't want that parrot...
Man: How much for the parrot?
Shop Owner: YOU do not WANT that parrot!
So the man buys that parrot and takes it home. The next afternoon he comes home from work and as soon as he enters...
Parrot: Hey?
Man: What?
Parrot: f**k you!
The man stares at the bird confused but he tired so he finished up the evening and goes to sleep.
The next day the man returns home from work and as soon as he enters his home again the parrot speaks...
Parrot: Hey?
Man: What...?
Parrot: f**k you!
Now the man is very confused and a little annoyed but he had a hard day so he finished the evening and again goes to sleep.
The next day again he enters the home tired from a bad day at work and as soon as he enters the parrot again speaks...
Parrot: Hey?
Man: WHAT?
Parrot: f**k you!
Finally, reaching the last straw the man replies...
Man: Listen, if you tell me "f**k you" one more time you little shit I swear I will break your f**king neck!
Completely brought to his limits and seething the man just goes straight to his room and goes to sleep.
The next day the man comes home, this time ready to lose his shit because he knows what's coming. And right on cue as soon as he enters his home he hears...
Parrot: Hey?
The man looks the bird in the eyes with a rage unlike what he is used to and calmly quietly says...
Man: What?.....
The parrot simply replies...
Parrot: You know what....
Hope you enjoyed that! All the best, cheers!
Thank you for the chance to win!
Hey everyone! Just wanted to start a thread here to let new players know that I am interested in helping them out in the early stages here in Torn City.
I know what it's like to be new and struggle at the beginning. So if you are brand new to Torn and interested in making some quick money to get started. Let me know and I will help you make your first $500,000 if not 1 million or more!
Just send me a message.
Leave a comment below if you work with me and are happy with my service! Thank you!
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