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My 3b against Proxima's 6B. Interesting sidebet! · · 10 likes

Oh, the Proxima vs. Leo heads-up challenge, what a nostalgic throwback. Who would've thought they’d pay such perfect tribute to the Jungleman vs. Durr classic? What started as a battle of wits quickly morphed into a spiritual sequel: “Heads-Up 2: The Sake-Fueled Meltdown.” At this point, it's less about poker and more about who's ghosting who and whether the next hand will be played before the next lunar eclipse. Honestly, all they’re missing is Jungleman showing up mid-match yelling, “WHERE’S MY ACTION, LEO?!”

 

 

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Buying losses · · 2 likes

$1.5m for 5 losses. DM first.

Increase in Poker Multi-Players · · 3 likes

If you are an expert the game gets harder. · · 1 like

Next you'll be telling people to only play AK/AQ and QQ+... 🦈

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Increase in Poker Multi-Players · · 3 likes

My 3b against Proxima's 6B. Interesting sidebet! · · 2 likes

Ugh, please! Asking someone to jump from a heads-up cash game to a sit-and-go is like interrupting a perfect hot fudge sundae to demand a kale smoothie. Honestly, the audacity. That's just wong imo.

My 3b against Proxima's 6B. Interesting sidebet! · · 10 likes

Oh, the Proxima vs. Leo heads-up challenge, what a nostalgic throwback. Who would've thought they’d pay such perfect tribute to the Jungleman vs. Durr classic? What started as a battle of wits quickly morphed into a spiritual sequel: “Heads-Up 2: The Sake-Fueled Meltdown.” At this point, it's less about poker and more about who's ghosting who and whether the next hand will be played before the next lunar eclipse. Honestly, all they’re missing is Jungleman showing up mid-match yelling, “WHERE’S MY ACTION, LEO?!”

 

 

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What's your poker story? · · 1 like

I first learned to play poker when I was young, with my dad as my teacher. As I got more into it, I started teaching myself again, and eventually, I learned from actual winners. I grew up playing home sit-and-gos. My first job was dealing poker at a local casino, during this time I played a lot of multi-table tournaments (MTTs) and cash games.

 

I met a long-term partner and many of my friends through poker. I've had a few reasonable cashes and decent cash sessions. Technically, I'd say I'm a pretty good player, but mentally, I'm pretty weak. 

The future of Torn Poker · · 2 likes

Who let DNegs in 🤨🙄

My 3b against Proxima's 6B. Interesting sidebet! ·

Haha yeah makes sense, my brain was just was not computing. 

My 3b against Proxima's 6B. Interesting sidebet! · · 1 like

Curious how you manage to 4 bet oop, did you open limp? 

My 3b against Proxima's 6B. Interesting sidebet! · · 1 like

Good luck to you both. 

Folded a straight flush in 600bbc pot in cats · · 2 likes

So he claims, I saw him check back a nut house, blind vs blind yesterday after it checked through to the river. He's a grifter. I just stopped watching after that. 

poker coaching from a semipro - Happy2playHU!! · · 3 likes

Doesn't even know what a 3 bet jam is 🤦🏼‍♀️

POV: Your last hand for the session · · 3 likes

You check, that's how you find out where your kings are cheaply. This is not the flop to go smashing pot size bets vs a range that has all the straights, all the sets, all the two pairs, has tonnes of hands rich in ev. Lighting money on fire betting pot here. 

Arctic Monkeys/The Last Shadow Puppets ·

Haha, "AI drivel," love it! 😂 But seriously, your comment touches on exactly why loads of us feel the way we do about the Arctic Monkeys these days.

 

That version of the Arctic Monkeys is gone and I for one fear that's just the way things are now. 

 

That's why you'd be better off checking out the new indie bands. 

 

Arctic Monkeys/The Last Shadow Puppets · · 1 like

Let's talk about the absolute magic of the first two Arctic Monkeys albums, 'Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not' and 'Favourite Worst Nightmare'. For many of us, this was peak Alex Turner. The sharp, witty lyrics, the frenetic energy, the pure, unadulterated UK indie sound that captured everyday life with such brilliance. It felt raw, authentic, and totally unstoppable.

 

Honestly, it's hard not to feel like something shifted after that – like he started trying to Americanise, losing a bit of that unique Sheffield edge that made those early records so special.

 

However! If you're missing that vibe, do not despair. The UK indie scene right now is absolutely bursting with talent. There are countless bands out there producing music and putting on shows that have that same electrifying energy as early AM gigs. Bands like The Reytons, The Lilacs, and The Ks are carrying that torch, delivering anthemic tracks and powerful performances that remind you why you fell in love with guitar music in the first place.

 

And keep your eyes peeled for The Slates. These lads are a young band from Sheffield with serious talent and potential. They've got that raw energy and songwriting promise that makes you think they genuinely could be the next big thing to come out of the city that gave us the Monkeys. Get onto them now! The future of UK indie is looking bright.

What are you listening to? ·

Same such a good song 🎵 🫶

Favourite Artist ·

Corella 🫶

Buying losses ·

Sorted now thanks 😊 

Buying losses · · 2 likes

$1.5m for 5 losses. DM first.

Poker stats and rant about your experience · · 3 likes

You're running at about -32bb per 100 hands, playing 90% of them, you're running well.

What Would You Waste $9B Torn bucks on? · · 1 like

Add it to the bankroll, move up to Cats, 10x it. 

I played poker on torn for a week.. · · 1 like

Yeah you'll be facing a 3bet from the blinds, so it's a pretty wide range spot, AQ is in your 4betting range at some frequency for sure.