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Dumpster Dives

Short Version

In the tune of "Jingle Bells"

**(Verse 1)**  

Searching through the dump,  

is draining all my E

Found another Single Rose,  

Jynnx leaves them just for me

Oh look an FHC is in my line of sight!

I will sell it to play the slots

And lose it all tonight.

**(Chorus)**  

Oh, dumpster dives, dumpster dives,  

Where's my Missile Toe?  

praying for a Duke drop items 

but finding random clothes.

Oh, dumpster dives, dumpster dives,  

What a mess Willytc  

Lost my net worth In RR  

Now I’m wasting all my E

**(Verse 2)**  

Hit the Torn Casino,  

With dreams of big success,  

I guess I should be proud ,  

because I shoot my foot THE BEST

Bets were getting high,  

But my RNG is trash  

Now I’m back at the dump,  

because I can't sell my Ass.🫏🧎🏼

**(Outro)**  

So if you see me there,  

In the trash on xanax pills. 

just know I bought enough DPs

to equal 11 Bill.

Oh, dumpster dives, dumpster dives,  

Life is quite a ride,  

From the Torn Casino,  

To the city dump, I glide!

THANKS 

My Bad CaP

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I got 20 on the Hippys 

Dam this got deep. WHAT HAPPENED HIPPYS?! Slackers 😮‍💨

Fish! You! Arrrrrg!

I was fixin to. But right when I got ready, yall ended the war outta fear

Gaab gon slap the mouth off your mask! Dam that was fast!!

I got 20 on the Hippys 

Heavy 🫡. All Beef on the Side, That's a Hard Hitting Dis Track.  10 f%#&ING 10

I have a Golden Egg too. I just found it this past Easter. I will use it and let you know if it was worth it for a small fee 😈

They couldn't have placed it in better hands than Nitebreeze. This dude is level headed and an overall honorable person. Can I get a Billy next? I promise to spend it all on dumb shit

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WhooooHooo YeeeetHaaaw this Trader is a Legend!!

 A king!!! He's a Legendary King!! Thanks for the sweet gun. The BT MP9 is a SMG Weapon.

Offers a lower and more controllable rate of fire compared to other handguns, is also small enough to be effectively fired with one hand.

Buy:

$55,000

Sell:

$40,000

Value:

$42,459

Circ:

172,800

Damage:

66.92

Accuracy:

59.47

Rate of Fire:

2-25

Stealth:

3.4

Caliber:

9mm Parabellum Round

Ammo:

3 x 30

Bonus:

18% Motivation

Quality:

103.89%

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Dumpster Dives

Short Version

In the tune of "Jingle Bells"

**(Verse 1)**  

Searching through the dump,  

is draining all my E

Found another Single Rose,  

Jynnx leaves them just for me

Oh look an FHC is in my line of sight!

I will sell it to play the slots

And lose it all tonight.

**(Chorus)**  

Oh, dumpster dives, dumpster dives,  

Where's my Missile Toe?  

praying for a Duke drop items 

but finding random clothes.

Oh, dumpster dives, dumpster dives,  

What a mess Willytc  

Lost my net worth In RR  

Now I’m wasting all my E

**(Verse 2)**  

Hit the Torn Casino,  

With dreams of big success,  

I guess I should be proud ,  

because I shoot my foot THE BEST

Bets were getting high,  

But my RNG is trash  

Now I’m back at the dump,  

because I can't sell my Ass.🫏🧎🏼

**(Outro)**  

So if you see me there,  

In the trash on xanax pills. 

just know I bought enough DPs

to equal 11 Bill.

Oh, dumpster dives, dumpster dives,  

Life is quite a ride,  

From the Torn Casino,  

To the city dump, I glide!

THANKS 

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I like the Red letters. They've always been very helpful and I'm glad they are in here experiencing the game with us. It's better this way because they have a deeper understanding of what type of things are going on here. Thank you all Red Names and I'm sorry that people target you guys. Keep up the good work and I am enjoying the game 

THaNX for Your efforts to bring joy

My Bad CaP

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Thistle ashpole

I actually lost using this technique too. A whole lot. Since winning the 400m I have Lost. I don't think this is a good way to make money 😄 . Russian Roulette table would be the place to make money. Everyone wins at the Russian Roulette table *click 🥲 

You're not doing it right. You're supposed to Win. That should have been the first indication that you may have missed a step. Before you quit... You Win! Also your not doing the sequence quite right.the amount bet matters 😉 still, nice try and thanks for showing us all what not to do. 👨🏼‍🏫

I actually won 400 million using this strategy yesterday. I'm not saying it's always true but I'm saying that I used it once and made 400m out of a beginning balance of 30mil. Risky but I got lucky I guess. Thanks.    

01:42:22 - 27/07/24 You gambled $10,000,000 on the slot machine and won $400,000,000 with: Pistol, Pistol, Pistol (Firing Range x40) I started at 100k bet , lost four times moved to 1m bet, lost 4 times and had 20m nw left. Decided to go for it and got the 400m off the first 10m dollar spin