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Sexes Battle of the Numbers · · 1 like

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Sexes Battle of the Numbers ·

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Rhymes with my name THOR

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Nuclear

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Soda pop

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Classified ad

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Smart mouth

Word association ·

Tore

Let them have cake! ·

Easy as pie!

 

Yup , its piece of cake! 

 

I want some warm wet cherry pie

 

ZeYou just go for jt, , im not even gonna eat pie, 

 im doin like the song says, im eating cake by the ocean!

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Yo Ska-rew that song,they got it all wrong 

It's bass ackwards, follow me to,CAKE BY THE LAKE, LESS SALT THAN OCEAN CAKE, and the addicting pungentness of cakes ingrreedyauntz really wafts over the lake water as it cools. Thats when the natural fear of moans make even the dryest of deserts and DESSERTS MOE much MOISTIER  I like the backdoor breakfast BANANASS ...breakfast In bed IMBEDDED WATCH OUT THOSE ARE VEEEERY ADDICTIVE. 

 

What flavor  well my buddy bob prefers the yellow cake

 

AND red likes the red

 

I myself prefer the dark topped in blue brilliance for the eye and I LIKE IT A LOT

 

ITS LIKE SEXXX KandY I'll be down there outback 

 

Bloomin onions this is  thor original

DRUKKIN FUMMERZ 30 june 2024 18:18hours

 

 

 

FINISHED (Best weekly joke wins $5 million) ·

Richard was born into a family of farmers. His Dad was a farmer, and hid Dad, and his dad's, dad's Dad too. After applying for his farm to join a huge conglomerate of co-op farms, as well as taking the necessarry testing and paperwork and protocols.

He was down to the very last moments of getting his farm certified.

 

Standing in a field he saw a man walking towards him and as the man approached Richard could tell that this ol boy has been at it a long time. After shaking hands the very tall as well as very large man says, " Congratulations youve made it to the end of line, all thats left is to answer one simple question and you, my friend are in" ! "Are you Ready Richard"?

 

The ol boy asked him, " IF I OWNED A ROOSTER & YOU OWNED A DONKEY AND YOUR DONKEY CAME OVER AND ATE BOTH OF MY ROOSTERS FEET, THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE WE LOOKING AT"??? .

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RICHARD WAS LOST, HE LOOKED AT THE LARGE OL BOY & STARTED TO PANIC AND JUST WHEN HE WAS ABOUT TO FREAK OUT, THAT LARGE OL FARMER SAYS, "TWO FEET OF MY COCK IN YER ASS WELCOME TO THE CONGLOMERATE"!!!!!

 

What are you listening to? ·

Dream theater IMAGES & WORDS

new racers / new players League ·

Yes how do i get in on this please

FINISHED (Best weekly joke wins $5 million) · · 1 like

Richard was born into a family of farmers. His Dad was a farmer, and hid Dad, and his dad's, dad's Dad too. After applying for his farm to join a huge conglome rate of co-op farms, as well as taking the necessarry testing and paperwork and protocols.
He was down to the very last moments of getting his farm certified.

Standing in a field he saw a man walking towards him and as the man approached Richard could tell that this ol boy has been at it a long time. After shaking hands the very tall as well as very large man says, " Congratulations youve made it to the end of line, all thats left is to answer one simple question and you, my friend are in" ! "Are you Ready Richard"?

The ol boy asked him, " IF I OWNED A ROOSTER & YOU OWNED A DONKEY AND YOUR DONKEY CAME OVER AND ATE BOTH OF MY ROOSTERS FEET, THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE WE LOOKING AT"??? .
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RICHARD WAS LOST, HE LOOKED AT THE LARGE OL BOY & STARTED TO PANIC AND JUST WHEN HW WAS ABOUT TO FREAK OUT, THAT LARGE OL FARMER SAYS, "TWO FEET OF MY COCK IN YER ASS WELCOME TO THE CONGLOMERATE"!!!!!

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