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~~Straw Hat Trading~~ · · 37 likes

Hello and welcome to,

 ~~Straw Hat Trading~~

 

To all Potential Sellers,

     Want a Fast & Mug Free Trade @ Fair Prices?

     I buy most items

                              • PLUSHIES AND FLOWERS

                              • DRUGS

                              • BOOSTERS

                              • ALCOHOL

                              • ENERGY DRINKS

                              • SUPPLY PACKS

 

                                                             & Much More!~ For a price List click HERE

 

~Just Click trade HERE. As always, Thanks for choosing The Straw Hat Crew~ 

TOMB - KRAKEN & Family, Recruiting! · · 5 likes

 




Join KRAKEN Today!




Who are TOMB?



 TOMB is an expanding Faction family! Built on community, and valuing strong morals, we are a place for new players to grow, and experienced players to find a home. We are looking to expand our player base further, and drive growth through purpose and carefully considered expansion.





What TOMB - KRAKEN is looking for?




  • KRAKEN is looking for active and engaged players, who are seeking a purpose and grow within Torn.

  • Willing to participate in a mixture of termed and real

       wars, chains and OC's.


  • Level 15+, or striving to reach it.
  • Join discord and Tornstats.



What we are offering?




  • Xanax and refills supplied during wars and chains!
  • Earn cash by warring, and great rewards for chains!
  • 80% RW payout!
  • 100% OC payout! 
  • Reduced OD chance, and reduced addiction gain (during war). 
  • 6% Gym steadfast + 6 Travel Items



Why should you join?




We offer a strong sense of community and host a community of 100+ active players on discord, where many veterans help new players, and Family events and giveaways are hosted!




Our leaderships absolute priority is our membership. We provably care and prioritise our players growth over our own. This is just the beginning.




If you want to be involved in something worth building - any TOMB faction, and TOMB KRAKEN is the place for you.



CLICK HERE TO APPLY NOW!

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Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 1 like

Manual labor 4,711

Intelligence 24,034

Endurance 23,007

Total 51,752

 

Looking for Work. 

Strawhat's OD Insurance Service · · 3 likes

💊 OD Insurance Services – Drug With Confidence

Taking drugs and stacking energy is insanely profitable — until RNG hits you with an OD. My OD Insurance Services remove that risk with clear rules, fast payouts, and flexible options for both casual users and hardcore stackers.

 


🎉 Happy Jump Insurance (Ecstasy OD Coverage)

"Happy Jump" Insurance ONLY covers Ecstasy overdoses for a 2-hour window starting when the fee is sent.

🔹 IMPORTANT:

  • You MUST pick ONE option (A or B)

  • Include “A” or “B” in your message when sending the fee

  • Designed specifically for happy jumps / energy stacking

  • Looking to insure stacking to 1000 energy? See Xanax Insurance options below


🔹 Option A

Fee Compensation
1 Xanax 4× Xanax + 3× eDvDs + 1× Ecstasy
2 Xanax 8× Xanax + 6× eDvDs + 2× Ecstasy
3 Xanax 12× Xanax + 9× eDvDs + 3× Ecstasy
4 Xanax 16× Xanax + 12× eDvDs + 4× Ecstasy
5 Xanax 20× Xanax + 15× eDvDs + 5× Ecstasy

 


🔹 Option B

Fee Compensation
1 Xanax 22× Xanax
2 Xanax 44× Xanax
3 Xanax 66× Xanax
4 Xanax 88× Xanax
5 Xanax 110× Xanax

💊 Xanax Insurance Options

 


🔹 Xanax Insurance (Basic)

Covers Xanax overdoses only for a 2-hour window starting when the fee is sent.

If you’re looking for longer protection, see Premium Insurance below.

Fee Compensation
1 Xanax 33× Xanax
2 Xanax 66× Xanax
3 Xanax 99× Xanax
4 Xanax 132× Xanax
5 Xanax 165× Xanax

🔹 Xanax Insurance (Premium)

Covers ALL Xanax overdoses for a 7-day (168 hour) window starting when the fee is sent.

✅ EVERY overdose during this period is compensated
(Example: 4 overdoses = 4 payouts)

⚠️ IMPORTANT RULES

  • This is exclusive coverage

  • Purchasing any other Xanax Insurance (Basic / Stack / Premium) WILL CANCEL your active 7-day window

  • To receive the full 168 hours, wait until the window expires before buying another package

Fee Compensation
24 Xanax 37× Xanax

🔹 Xanax Insurance (Stacking)

Designed specifically for stacking toward 1000 energy.

  • Covers FOUR consecutive Xanax uses

  • Each use has its own 2-hour window

  • Compensation ramps up as you progress

  • Cannot be combined with Basic Insurance (choose ONE)

🔔 IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS

Before EACH Xanax:

  • Send the fee with the message:

    • SHI - Stack 1st

    • SHI - Stack 2nd

    • SHI - Stack 3rd

    • SHI - Stack 4th

  • Fees MUST be sent in order

  • Incorrect order = VOID coverage

Level Fee Compensation
1st Xanax 2 Xanax 17× Xanax
2nd Xanax 2 Xanax 34× Xanax
3rd Xanax 2 Xanax 68× Xanax
4th Xanax 2 Xanax 136× Xanax

📩 How To Purchase

Send me the Xanax according to the option you pick with a message including:

  1. Insurance type

  2. Option selected (if applicable)

Fast payouts. Clear rules. No nonsense.

Albedo's Lingerie Store, Hiring!! Current 9* · · 0 likes

Albedo’s Lingerie Store!

 

Current 9* LS looking to get back to 10* for the BCTs again. Tax is 12m a week upon reaching 10*

 

We are seeking someone with working stats of minimal, 

 

Man: xx,xxx

Int:60K

End: 60K

 

 

Take advantage of getting BCTs right before the change for flying, potential to make a lot of $$ id assume!

Serious inquires message me, or Whodatbutt.

 

Thanks for your time,

- MonkeyDLuffy

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10b Total BS (Dividends) ·

Congrats sir!

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

MonkeyDLuffy [3258113]

 

WORK STATS

Manual labor: 10,164

Intelligence: 53,934

Endurance: 74,635

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Total: 138,733

 

 

Looking for 7* Candle or Farm for the Energy.

Albedo's Lingerie Store, Hiring!! Current 9* ·

Bump

Albedo's Lingerie Store, Hiring!! Current 9* ·

Bump

Albedo's Lingerie Store, Hiring!! Current 9* ·

Bump

Albedo's Lingerie Store, Hiring!! Current 9* ·

Bump

Albedo's Lingerie Store, Hiring!! Current 9* ·

Albedo’s Lingerie Store!

 

Current 9* LS looking to get back to 10* for the BCTs again. Tax is 12m a week upon reaching 10*

 

We are seeking someone with working stats of minimal, 

 

Man: xx,xxx

Int:60K

End: 60K

 

 

Take advantage of getting BCTs right before the change for flying, potential to make a lot of $$ id assume!

Serious inquires message me, or Whodatbutt.

 

Thanks for your time,

- MonkeyDLuffy

~~Straw Hat Trading~~ ·

Bump

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

Looking for a 10* LS

 

Have +10 into EE.

 

MonkeyDLuffy [3258113]

 

WORK STATS

Manual labor: 10,084

Intelligence: 47,122

Endurance: 60,171

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Total: 117,377

~~Straw Hat Trading~~ ·

Bump

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

  • Manual labor 10,029
  • Intelligence 41,068
  • Endurance 41,213
  • Total 92,310

 

 

 

Still Looking for LS~

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

Working Stats

  • Manual labor 10,029
  • Intelligence 40,090
  • Endurance 40,719
  • Total 90,838

 

 

 

Looking to get into an LS~ 10* Preferred, would also like to pay for trains~

~~Straw Hat Trading~~ ·

Bump

1 BILLION $$$ GIVEAWAY - CrookedHeart ·

Should watch The Wrecking Crew!

~~Straw Hat Trading~~ ·

Bump

Strawhat's OD Insurance Service ·

Bump

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

MonkeyDLuffy [3258113]

 

WORK STATS

Manual labor: 10,009

Intelligence: 37,412

Endurance: 35,738

 

 

+2 EE currently

 

Looking for a 7*LS

~~Straw Hat Trading~~ ·

Bump

Strawhat's OD Insurance Service · · 1 like

Honestly this is only offered in house to my TOMB Members currently. I've had thoughts on it for a bit, all i did was ask ChatGPT to write me up something. Not meant to cause any issues my guy.

Strawhat's OD Insurance Service · · 3 likes

💊 OD Insurance Services – Drug With Confidence

Taking drugs and stacking energy is insanely profitable — until RNG hits you with an OD. My OD Insurance Services remove that risk with clear rules, fast payouts, and flexible options for both casual users and hardcore stackers.

 


🎉 Happy Jump Insurance (Ecstasy OD Coverage)

"Happy Jump" Insurance ONLY covers Ecstasy overdoses for a 2-hour window starting when the fee is sent.

🔹 IMPORTANT:

  • You MUST pick ONE option (A or B)

  • Include “A” or “B” in your message when sending the fee

  • Designed specifically for happy jumps / energy stacking

  • Looking to insure stacking to 1000 energy? See Xanax Insurance options below


🔹 Option A

Fee Compensation
1 Xanax 4× Xanax + 3× eDvDs + 1× Ecstasy
2 Xanax 8× Xanax + 6× eDvDs + 2× Ecstasy
3 Xanax 12× Xanax + 9× eDvDs + 3× Ecstasy
4 Xanax 16× Xanax + 12× eDvDs + 4× Ecstasy
5 Xanax 20× Xanax + 15× eDvDs + 5× Ecstasy

 


🔹 Option B

Fee Compensation
1 Xanax 22× Xanax
2 Xanax 44× Xanax
3 Xanax 66× Xanax
4 Xanax 88× Xanax
5 Xanax 110× Xanax

💊 Xanax Insurance Options

 


🔹 Xanax Insurance (Basic)

Covers Xanax overdoses only for a 2-hour window starting when the fee is sent.

If you’re looking for longer protection, see Premium Insurance below.

Fee Compensation
1 Xanax 33× Xanax
2 Xanax 66× Xanax
3 Xanax 99× Xanax
4 Xanax 132× Xanax
5 Xanax 165× Xanax

🔹 Xanax Insurance (Premium)

Covers ALL Xanax overdoses for a 7-day (168 hour) window starting when the fee is sent.

✅ EVERY overdose during this period is compensated
(Example: 4 overdoses = 4 payouts)

⚠️ IMPORTANT RULES

  • This is exclusive coverage

  • Purchasing any other Xanax Insurance (Basic / Stack / Premium) WILL CANCEL your active 7-day window

  • To receive the full 168 hours, wait until the window expires before buying another package

Fee Compensation
24 Xanax 37× Xanax

🔹 Xanax Insurance (Stacking)

Designed specifically for stacking toward 1000 energy.

  • Covers FOUR consecutive Xanax uses

  • Each use has its own 2-hour window

  • Compensation ramps up as you progress

  • Cannot be combined with Basic Insurance (choose ONE)

🔔 IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS

Before EACH Xanax:

  • Send the fee with the message:

    • SHI - Stack 1st

    • SHI - Stack 2nd

    • SHI - Stack 3rd

    • SHI - Stack 4th

  • Fees MUST be sent in order

  • Incorrect order = VOID coverage

Level Fee Compensation
1st Xanax 2 Xanax 17× Xanax
2nd Xanax 2 Xanax 34× Xanax
3rd Xanax 2 Xanax 68× Xanax
4th Xanax 2 Xanax 136× Xanax

📩 How To Purchase

Send me the Xanax according to the option you pick with a message including:

  1. Insurance type

  2. Option selected (if applicable)

Fast payouts. Clear rules. No nonsense.