Ready to take the plunge after Christmas and do a 99k Happy jump? But your worried that you could overdose and loose 70m+ worth of materials??? Well, worry no more! At Mickey’s Bandaid Station, we’ve got you covered!!
just send us 2 erotic DVDs and you’re covered for your happy jump for a period of 1 hour!
Mickey’s Bandaid Station
Now offering low cost happy jump insurance, to cover your happy jumps needs!!
What do you get exactly for 2 EDVDs
If you happen to OD during your 99k jump you'll receive
2x Poison Mistletoe
2x E DVDs (the cost of a jump deposit in our native Jump servers)
”99k Jump Insurance mm/dd/yy xx:xx TCT” (date/time of jump)
If you overdose Send your Overdose event Log through the Event System.
Within 24 Hours your Replacement Items will be sent to you
We are native to Claire’s Lair, and Mickey Mouse Jump House 99k jump servers. If you’d like to add us to your jump server, please feel free to message me, and we can discuss it.
** all insurance is a one hour coverage for 99k jump, are non-refundable, and separate from any jump service fee. Insurance covers ecstasy usage relating to a 99k happy jump. Coverage does not apply if someone else in the 99k happens to overdose.
*Profile linked in blue hypertext. Mickey Mouse Jump House linked to image.
In efforts to help stimulate the shriveling economy due to Chedburns Torn infamous decision to cause The Great Torn Recession, we’ve decided to help do our part in growing players!!
rather than others who may make note of a broken system…
so we would like to offer a limited timeService Free,
CHEAPEST 99k happy jump(s) ON THE MARKET!!!
users would still need to provide need materials such as, poison mistletoe, 4 Xanax, ecstasy, Erotic DVD(s) and any boosters such as FHC or cans job points, points refills users would like to use additionally.
we may choose to do give away(s) for completely cost free jumps in the near future!! And we may offer raffles and such to help support these costs.
for now, I would like to consider it a donation based service.
those who wish donate, we would happily oblige! Those who want to be part of something to help young players, please feel free to reach out! Jumpers who may be interested in occasionally providing jumps can also reach out!! And those interested in taking part in a 99k, raffle and anything else we offer should also feel free to message me!!
* EDIT * in order to sustain jumps, and continue our own growth we’ve begun charging a small service fee of 8 xanax, or 2 Erotic DVDs per jump
”If I could have asked the people what they wanted, they would have told me “happy jumps” - Henry Ford maybe?
Just curious about using this book. I just got it this morning. my working stats are
Manual labor 30,350
Intelligence 26,518
Endurance 58,050
Total 114,918
and I have 10 EE merits currently. I work at a 10* candle shop, and I really like it there, good dudes. So, should I wait to read it until I have higher stats? or is there truly an abundance of Directors that would pay me to use this book?
The bazaar directory is mostly great. It gives users more access to consistent sellers!! However, it’s only focus around top sellers and has its issues. The items search will bring up a few (sometimes) of the items you search for; but it doesn’t allow you to see how many they have in stock or what the price is. Furthermore, we lost the ability to directly purchase the item we search for without having to scroll through the entire bazaar catalog. While that may seem minuscule to some, for sellers with large bazaars it could be easy to purchase the wrong item with a similar name, or even miss the item all together. For these reasons I say the bazaar directory needs an update for these issues, or it will lead to much frustration for players.
some may use scripts, and other tools, notably. But I believe the truth is they don’t want the bazaar market to be too convenient because it would kill the items market they decide to separate from.
Thats my opinion, others may have one like it but this one is mine.
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