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JollyJester123 is Buying Your Items! · · 253 likes

🎪 JOLLY'S TRADING HUB 🎪

Fast, Reliable & 100% Mug-Free Trading Services


🔥 ALWAYS BUYING & SELLING 🔥

🏦 Meds & Candies  |  🐼 Plushies & Flowers
💊 Drugs & Xanax  |  🗑️ Junk & Unwanted Goods
☕ Energy Drinks & Alcohol  |  💉 Stat Enhancers

👇 CLICK BELOW TO TRADE OR INSURE 👇

💰 Price List 🤝 Start Trade ⚡ OD Insurance

✅ Mug-Free Guarantee  |  ⏳ Fast Processing  |  🔥 Top Market Rates
Have something rare or high-value? Send a message or chat anytime!

🔥RW Items🔥

WEAPON PERK / BONUS PRICE
Dune Boots (Yellow) 30% Insurmountable $69m
Taurus (Yellow) 50% Achilles $30m
Sai (Yellow) 27% Penetrate $42m
Sai (Yellow) 51% Assassinate $42m
M16 A2 Rifle (Yellow) 3T Disarm $70m
M16 A2 Rifle (Yellow) 20% Specialist $70m
Leather Bullwhip (Yellow) 51% Parry $80m
Knuckle Dusters (Yellow) 20% Plunder $50m
Ithaca 37 (Yellow) 7% Expose $80m
Frying Pan (Yellow) 5% Rage $70m
Dagger (Yellow) 3T Disarm $70m
Vektor CR-21 (Yellow) 4% sure shot $60m
XM8 Rifle (Yellow) 25% conserve $60m
Beretta 92FS (Orange) 58% Deadeye $180m
Tavor TAR-21 (Yellow) 34% Deadeye $110m
MP40 (Orange) 22% Motivation $160m
Ithaca 37 (Yellow) 16% Eviscerate $85m
S&W Revolver (Yellow) 58% Assassinate $30m
Desert Eagle (Yellow) 43% Deadeye $150m
USP (Yellow) 18% Double Tap $75m
MP5k (Yellow) 15% Motivation $36m
Beretta M9 (Yellow) 15% Execute $36m
Cobra Derringer (Yellow) 24% Wither $46m
Magnum (Yellow) 17% Double Tap $36m
Springfield 1911 (Yellow) 30% Deadeye $40m
Lorcin 380 (Yellow) 36% Deadeye $36m
MP5k (Yellow) 22% Wither $36m
QSZ-92 (Yellow) 24% Wither $45m

Ithaca 87

(Yellow)

18% Warlord $300m

Ruger 57 (Yellow)

25% Specialist $90m

💬 DM or send a trade in-game to negotiate or buy!

Jollys Jump Insurance · · 27 likes

⚡JOLLY JUMP         INSURANCE⚡
Don't let a random hospital trip ruin your gains. Get 100% covered today!

[image: i.imgur.com]
👤 Profile: JollyJester123 [3269031]


📊 INSURANCE POLICIES & RATES

1. Happy Jump Insurance (Ecstasy ODs)
Covers Ecstasy overdoses during your jump setup. Contract lasts for 2 hours per jump.

Fee Payout (Upon Ecstasy OD)
1 Xanax 6 Xanax + 3 eDVDs + 1 Ecstasy
2 Xanax 12 Xanax + 6 eDVDs + 2 Ecstasy
3 Xanax 18 Xanax + 9 eDVDs + 3 Ecstasy 
4 Xanax 24 Xanax + 12 eDVDs + 4 Ecstasy
5 Xanax 30 Xanax + 15 eDVDs + 5 Ecstasy

Send fee with message: "HJ Insurance"

 

2. Single Xanax OD Insurance
Covers standard training Xanax usage. Contract window is 2 hours.

Fee Payout (When OD on Xanax)
1 Xanax 30 Xanax

*Send fee with message: "Xanax Insurance"*

 

3. Weekly Xanax OD Insurance (7-Day Contract)
Covers EVERY SINGLE Xanax OD you hit across a 7-day period!

Fee Payout (Per OD during the 7 Days)
2   Xanax 3 Xanax
4   Xanax 6 Xanax
6   Xanax 9 Xanax
8   Xanax 12 Xanax
10 Xanax 15 Xanax

*Send fee with message: "7 Day Insurance"*


⚙️ STEP-BY-STEP GUIDE

Step 1: Stack Your Energy & Check Perks
Stack your energy to desired levels and wait for drug and booster cooldowns to expire. Check your faction perk limits so you choose the right tier.

Step 2: Send the Insurance Fee
Send the required Xanax premium to JollyJester123 [3269031] with the appropriate payment memo:
• "HJ Insurance" for Happy Jump coverage (2-hour window starts upon delivery).
• "Xanax Insurance" for single Xanax coverage (2-hour window).
• "7 Day Insurance" for 7-day multi-OD coverage.

Step 3: Take Your Jump or Train
Consume your items and train with peace of mind.

Step 4: In Case of an Overdose
Do not panic! Follow the claim steps below to receive your replacement payout immediately.


📩 HOW TO CLAIM AN OVERDOSE
No need to copy long text or upload screenshots!

1. Go to your Events page on Torn.
2. Find the overdose event log.
3. Desktop: Click the "Send Event" icon on the right side menu.
4. Mobile: Tap the overdose event line and select "Send".
5. Enter JollyJester123 [3269031] as the recipient and hit send.
6. Your payout package will be sent straight to your inventory!


❓ FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS (FAQ)

Q: Why should I insure my Happy Jump or Xanax?
An overdose wipes out high-value items and precious cooldown time. Insurance mitigates bad luck so you can instantly attempt your jump again without taking a massive financial hit.

Q: Why is Happy Jump coverage 2 hours?
The 2-hour window matches a standard Happy Jump execution timing. It ensures policies are single-use per jump setup to keep premiums affordable for everyone.

Q: Can I buy insurance after I overdose?
No. Retroactive insurance is strictly forbidden. Your payment must land in my logs before the overdose event occurs.


⭐ ENJOYED THE SERVICE?

If Jolly Jump Insurance helped save your gains or gave you peace of mind, please consider supporting the service:
• 👍 Like this thread
• 💬 Leave a quick review below with your experience!
• 🤝 Add me as a friend in-game

•Tell EVERYONE
Thank you for choosing Jolly Jump Insurance!


🎪 WHY STOP HERE? GO ALL-AROUND JOLLY! 🎪
Stick with a trusted name for all your Torn needs. Fast, reliable, and discreet.

🛒 Jolly's Trading Hub & Bazaar 💉 Insurance & Services
• Mug-Free & Smooth Trades
• Buying Almost Everything
• Full price list & instant trade link

👉 Visit Jolly's Trade Thread
• Overdose Protection (HJ & Xanax)
• Fast, guaranteed event payouts
• Trusted thread & customer support

👉 Insurance Thread

Need custom deals, bulk orders, or direct trades? Send a message or trade request anytime!

Jollys Jump Insurance · · 2 likes

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Charmmy's revive thread. · · 2 likes

Literal life saver right here pleaseeee bump this 

Selling Embargos ($3,000,000 each) · · 2 likes

Bought my first and second embargo from him jm happy knowing my enemies gains have been decimated for the time being 😇

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JollyJester123 is Buying Your Items! ·

Also check out JOLLYS JUMP INSURANCE any and all jumpers 

Jollys Jump Insurance · · 2 likes

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Faction Selling / Buying ·

Buying factions DM me with any offers in my price ranges 

 

In search of 2 factions for $150m or less 

 

Also need 1 large faction for $3B - $5B 

 

If this post is up I am still looking.

VladBull Trader Buying RW Cache,SEs,Everythig · · 1 like

Great prices indeed second time stopping in 

Buying or Selling a Company? -Advertise Here- ·

Looking to buy a  1 to 3 star sweet shop  updated 07/07/26 hmu any time I buy alot

Jollys Jump Insurance · · 27 likes

⚡JOLLY JUMP         INSURANCE⚡
Don't let a random hospital trip ruin your gains. Get 100% covered today!

[image: i.imgur.com]
👤 Profile: JollyJester123 [3269031]


📊 INSURANCE POLICIES & RATES

1. Happy Jump Insurance (Ecstasy ODs)
Covers Ecstasy overdoses during your jump setup. Contract lasts for 2 hours per jump.

Fee Payout (Upon Ecstasy OD)
1 Xanax 6 Xanax + 3 eDVDs + 1 Ecstasy
2 Xanax 12 Xanax + 6 eDVDs + 2 Ecstasy
3 Xanax 18 Xanax + 9 eDVDs + 3 Ecstasy 
4 Xanax 24 Xanax + 12 eDVDs + 4 Ecstasy
5 Xanax 30 Xanax + 15 eDVDs + 5 Ecstasy

Send fee with message: "HJ Insurance"

 

2. Single Xanax OD Insurance
Covers standard training Xanax usage. Contract window is 2 hours.

Fee Payout (When OD on Xanax)
1 Xanax 30 Xanax

*Send fee with message: "Xanax Insurance"*

 

3. Weekly Xanax OD Insurance (7-Day Contract)
Covers EVERY SINGLE Xanax OD you hit across a 7-day period!

Fee Payout (Per OD during the 7 Days)
2   Xanax 3 Xanax
4   Xanax 6 Xanax
6   Xanax 9 Xanax
8   Xanax 12 Xanax
10 Xanax 15 Xanax

*Send fee with message: "7 Day Insurance"*


⚙️ STEP-BY-STEP GUIDE

Step 1: Stack Your Energy & Check Perks
Stack your energy to desired levels and wait for drug and booster cooldowns to expire. Check your faction perk limits so you choose the right tier.

Step 2: Send the Insurance Fee
Send the required Xanax premium to JollyJester123 [3269031] with the appropriate payment memo:
• "HJ Insurance" for Happy Jump coverage (2-hour window starts upon delivery).
• "Xanax Insurance" for single Xanax coverage (2-hour window).
• "7 Day Insurance" for 7-day multi-OD coverage.

Step 3: Take Your Jump or Train
Consume your items and train with peace of mind.

Step 4: In Case of an Overdose
Do not panic! Follow the claim steps below to receive your replacement payout immediately.


📩 HOW TO CLAIM AN OVERDOSE
No need to copy long text or upload screenshots!

1. Go to your Events page on Torn.
2. Find the overdose event log.
3. Desktop: Click the "Send Event" icon on the right side menu.
4. Mobile: Tap the overdose event line and select "Send".
5. Enter JollyJester123 [3269031] as the recipient and hit send.
6. Your payout package will be sent straight to your inventory!


❓ FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS (FAQ)

Q: Why should I insure my Happy Jump or Xanax?
An overdose wipes out high-value items and precious cooldown time. Insurance mitigates bad luck so you can instantly attempt your jump again without taking a massive financial hit.

Q: Why is Happy Jump coverage 2 hours?
The 2-hour window matches a standard Happy Jump execution timing. It ensures policies are single-use per jump setup to keep premiums affordable for everyone.

Q: Can I buy insurance after I overdose?
No. Retroactive insurance is strictly forbidden. Your payment must land in my logs before the overdose event occurs.


⭐ ENJOYED THE SERVICE?

If Jolly Jump Insurance helped save your gains or gave you peace of mind, please consider supporting the service:
• 👍 Like this thread
• 💬 Leave a quick review below with your experience!
• 🤝 Add me as a friend in-game

•Tell EVERYONE
Thank you for choosing Jolly Jump Insurance!


🎪 WHY STOP HERE? GO ALL-AROUND JOLLY! 🎪
Stick with a trusted name for all your Torn needs. Fast, reliable, and discreet.

🛒 Jolly's Trading Hub & Bazaar 💉 Insurance & Services
• Mug-Free & Smooth Trades
• Buying Almost Everything
• Full price list & instant trade link

👉 Visit Jolly's Trade Thread
• Overdose Protection (HJ & Xanax)
• Fast, guaranteed event payouts
• Trusted thread & customer support

👉 Insurance Thread

Need custom deals, bulk orders, or direct trades? Send a message or trade request anytime!

Faction Selling / Buying · · 1 like

🏰 LOOKING TO BUY FACTIONS 🏰

Fast Cash & Quick Transfers | Ready Funds Available


🎯 CURRENTLY SEEKING:

🔹 Small / Starter Faction (x2)
Budget: Up to $200M

🔹 High-Cap / Large Faction (x1)
Budget: $5B – $10B

Have a faction available? Send me specs & pricing!

✉️ Send Me a Message

🟢 If this post is active, I am still buying! Serious sellers only please.

Faction Selling / Buying ·

Looking to buy a faction i have 5b to spend no more then $10 b tho and be fair or dont waste my time please 😇

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Faction Selling / Buying · · 1 like

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Selling Embargos ($3,000,000 each) · · 2 likes

Bought my first and second embargo from him jm happy knowing my enemies gains have been decimated for the time being 😇

Faction Selling / Buying ·

Buying faction looking to spend 5b-10b throw me offers

Charmmy's revive thread. · · 2 likes

Literal life saver right here pleaseeee bump this 

(S) Red & Orange RW Weps (Expose, Motivation) · · 1 like

Bought my gear for a great price hoping to sell much more to him

Faction Selling / Buying · · 1 like

Buying factions DM me with any offers in my price ranges 

 

 

 

In search of 2 factions for $150m or less 

 

 

 

Also need 1 large faction for $3B - $5B 

 

 

 

If this post is up I am still looking.

Friends buying Xanax @837k and top price for other items · · 1 like

He's fast af

Halfsack Happy Shack Bazzar everything is a dollar · · 1 like

Legit one of the most fun and generous bazaars out there. Scored some wild $1 deals today, including high-value items! Always something cool to hunt for daily at this point I call it my ritual to check his bazaar immediately at 22:00 tct😎

JollyJester123 is Buying Your Items! · · 253 likes

🎪 JOLLY'S TRADING HUB 🎪

Fast, Reliable & 100% Mug-Free Trading Services


🔥 ALWAYS BUYING & SELLING 🔥

🏦 Meds & Candies  |  🐼 Plushies & Flowers
💊 Drugs & Xanax  |  🗑️ Junk & Unwanted Goods
☕ Energy Drinks & Alcohol  |  💉 Stat Enhancers

👇 CLICK BELOW TO TRADE OR INSURE 👇

💰 Price List 🤝 Start Trade ⚡ OD Insurance

✅ Mug-Free Guarantee  |  ⏳ Fast Processing  |  🔥 Top Market Rates
Have something rare or high-value? Send a message or chat anytime!

🔥RW Items🔥

WEAPON PERK / BONUS PRICE
Dune Boots (Yellow) 30% Insurmountable $69m
Taurus (Yellow) 50% Achilles $30m
Sai (Yellow) 27% Penetrate $42m
Sai (Yellow) 51% Assassinate $42m
M16 A2 Rifle (Yellow) 3T Disarm $70m
M16 A2 Rifle (Yellow) 20% Specialist $70m
Leather Bullwhip (Yellow) 51% Parry $80m
Knuckle Dusters (Yellow) 20% Plunder $50m
Ithaca 37 (Yellow) 7% Expose $80m
Frying Pan (Yellow) 5% Rage $70m
Dagger (Yellow) 3T Disarm $70m
Vektor CR-21 (Yellow) 4% sure shot $60m
XM8 Rifle (Yellow) 25% conserve $60m
Beretta 92FS (Orange) 58% Deadeye $180m
Tavor TAR-21 (Yellow) 34% Deadeye $110m
MP40 (Orange) 22% Motivation $160m
Ithaca 37 (Yellow) 16% Eviscerate $85m
S&W Revolver (Yellow) 58% Assassinate $30m
Desert Eagle (Yellow) 43% Deadeye $150m
USP (Yellow) 18% Double Tap $75m
MP5k (Yellow) 15% Motivation $36m
Beretta M9 (Yellow) 15% Execute $36m
Cobra Derringer (Yellow) 24% Wither $46m
Magnum (Yellow) 17% Double Tap $36m
Springfield 1911 (Yellow) 30% Deadeye $40m
Lorcin 380 (Yellow) 36% Deadeye $36m
MP5k (Yellow) 22% Wither $36m
QSZ-92 (Yellow) 24% Wither $45m

Ithaca 87

(Yellow)

18% Warlord $300m

Ruger 57 (Yellow)

25% Specialist $90m

💬 DM or send a trade in-game to negotiate or buy!

Free 10k for people who like and comment · · 2 likes

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