Hello, my name is Dr. Bachelor Masters, PhD, and I am a world leader in the field of cultology. When I'm not making millions of dollars in revenue from my world-renowned books on cults, I like to study cults first-hand by infiltrating their ranks and getting the inside scoop on them. Having heard of the rumors that Ducks of Quacken may in fact be one such cult, I decided to study them myself so I could let the good people of this forum know whether or not to trust them.
Having studied this faction extensively for over 4 months now, I can say with complete confidence that there is absolutely no proof of cultishness (this is a scientific term rarely used outside of the field of cultology, which is why it may be new to many of you). In fact, I have found that Ducks of Quacken displays a lower Cult Index score than any other faction in the game!
Of course, I can hear the kinds of things people will reply with already - "Oh, but you don't have any actual evidence that DoQ is less cult-y, right? This dude is probably just another loser on the payroll of Big Cult."
Not only are you wrong in saying this, but you're also a bit of an idiot. Behold, my evidence!
As you can see, DoQ scores far lower on the Cult Index than the next leading brand, it has 50% less cholesterol, and it has infinitely more charts! If you still believe the cult allegations, you are a dumb.
The leader walks on land that used to be water everyday, which makes him closer to Jesus than 99.999% of other faction leaders. You really can't go wrong here.
The leader walks on land that used to be water everyday, which makes him closer to Jesus than 99.999% of other faction leaders. You really can't go wrong here.
Hello, my name is Dr. Bachelor Masters, PhD, and I am a world leader in the field of cultology. When I'm not making millions of dollars in revenue from my world-renowned books on cults, I like to study cults first-hand by infiltrating their ranks and getting the inside scoop on them. Having heard of the rumors that Ducks of Quacken may in fact be one such cult, I decided to study them myself so I could let the good people of this forum know whether or not to trust them.
Having studied this faction extensively for over 4 months now, I can say with complete confidence that there is absolutely no proof of cultishness (this is a scientific term rarely used outside of the field of cultology, which is why it may be new to many of you). In fact, I have found that Ducks of Quacken displays a lower Cult Index score than any other faction in the game!
Of course, I can hear the kinds of things people will reply with already - "Oh, but you don't have any actual evidence that DoQ is less cult-y, right? This dude is probably just another loser on the payroll of Big Cult."
Not only are you wrong in saying this, but you're also a bit of an idiot. Behold, my evidence!
As you can see, DoQ scores far lower on the Cult Index than the next leading brand, it has 50% less cholesterol, and it has infinitely more charts! If you still believe the cult allegations, you are a dumb.
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