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FalloutGirl [3328080] Level 67 The Peerless Scarred SCAR Leader
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Is Torn your only hobby like me? Is your family inept at gift-giving? Ever wish to scam a grandma with gift cards, Steam style? don't get gifts often, but when I do, I wish I could tell my family to get me some good ol' donor status(cause that's what we all use them for, right?) Seriously though, if there were a gift card or guest pay link, that would be awesome.
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* Edit to state that I can see it helping recruit new players to Torn as well. I give gifts plenty to use these!
Now accepting: Human Meatshields & Entry-Level Chaos Specialists
Are you tired of being mugged by level 100s while minding your own business in the city dump? Do you dream of earning a honest living by beating someone unconscious with a pair of rusty knuckles? Look no further.
What We Offer:
- Comprehensive Healthcare: Unlimited blood bags, xanax on demand during war, and a sympathetic pat on the back when you inevitably get hospitalized by a level 15 with a hair dryer.
- Rapid Career Advancement: Start as a frontline distraction; work your way up to senior frontline distraction.
- Competitive PTO: Up to 3 hours between war chains (unpaid, subject to boss's mood).
- Generous Perks: 0.0001% share of the faction vault, free armor that mostly fits, and an active Discord where we send gifs and gamble at 3 AM.
Requirements:
- Must have a functional weapon (or very sharp teeth).
- Ability to follow simple instructions, such as "Hit this guy" and "Stop hitting yourself."
- High tolerance for absurd hospital stay durations.
They say money cant buy happiness, but it can buy a lot of Xanax and a temporary getaway driver. Come break bones (mostly yours) with The Peerless Scarred™️.
Apply today. Our HR department is just two guys, Yojik and MojiosX, hallucinating about dragons.
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Looking for war, find us here! Limited spots available.
Inquire within!
Come join us!
Recruiting bonuses available!
Good people, funny jokes, high pay
Now accepting: Human Meatshields & Entry-Level Chaos Specialists
Are you tired of being mugged by level 100s while minding your own business in the city dump? Do you dream of earning a honest living by beating someone unconscious with a pair of rusty knuckles? Look no further.
What We Offer:
- Comprehensive Healthcare: Unlimited blood bags, xanax on demand during war, and a sympathetic pat on the back when you inevitably get hospitalized by a level 15 with a hair dryer.
- Rapid Career Advancement: Start as a frontline distraction; work your way up to senior frontline distraction.
- Competitive PTO: Up to 3 hours between war chains (unpaid, subject to boss's mood).
- Generous Perks: 0.0001% share of the faction vault, free armor that mostly fits, and an active Discord where we send gifs and gamble at 3 AM.
Requirements:
- Must have a functional weapon (or very sharp teeth).
- Ability to follow simple instructions, such as "Hit this guy" and "Stop hitting yourself."
- High tolerance for absurd hospital stay durations.
They say money cant buy happiness, but it can buy a lot of Xanax and a temporary getaway driver. Come break bones (mostly yours) with The Peerless Scarred™️.
Apply today. Our HR department is just two guys, Yojik and MojiosX, hallucinating about dragons.
We offer competitive benefits such as 401k matching; Medical, dental, and vision, as well as compensation for any injury received in war. Including but not limited to; sprains, fractures, loss of vision, ouchies and boo-boos, mutilations, PTSD, TBI, and death.*±
*Restrictions apply.
± Disclaimer. This is a bump. I can promise you nothing but fun conversations and fair pay for fair work.
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Looking for active warrers!
Bump, God of Recruitment
Bum bump
And beyond!