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Dimitri Martin famously wrote a 244-word poem which in itself is one single palindrome.

[image: editor-cdn.torn.com]

Even with the insane requirement to make it read the same forwards as it does backwards letter by letter, I don’t think he made a single stretch as big as you did by using the palindrome status of ‘Xanax’ to create a general discussion thread about wordplay. 

From reading this post, I’d say you can’t sell coke because you keep getting high on all your inventory 

Yesterday I found that many people sell items for cheaper than their sell value to Big Als. For example many hammers are sold for $30 or so and Big Al buys them for $50. Ever since finding that I’ve been addicted to just spending hours and hours buying these underpriced weapons and armor and selling them to Big Al, then just now I noticed one of my weapons is yellow! 

I thought I had a visual bug, but then I scrolled through my logs and… You bought a Bo Staff (Plunder) on the item market from shitconsumer for $244

Props to whoever on the dev team decided to make it so hitting select all on the Big Als sell screen doesn’t select yellow items lol, otherwise this majestic fish would have been sold without even seeing it! 

Edit for screenshot:

One of the first threads I saw was your retirement post. If Torn players weren’t such nerds, they’d have seen the gif of Tom Brady announcing his X’th retirement as the mock retirement it was. I found it funny and I probably shouldn’t be, but I’m disappointed when every comment of yours I see is followed by some idiot asking why you’re still posting. 

You have over 1k posts in 2 months, you obviously enjoy posting. Why would you stop just because a handful of dummies say mean things? Every community is a collection of idiots and Torn is no exception. If you like tap dancing for us, keep dancing when a few start throwing tomatoes. 

Or don’t. Like I said, every community is just a group of dummies and I’m one of ‘em.

Either way, something to think about.

Edit: will use same thread for future work 

One of the first threads I saw was your retirement post. If Torn players weren’t such nerds, they’d have seen the gif of Tom Brady announcing his X’th retirement as the mock retirement it was. I found it funny and I probably shouldn’t be, but I’m disappointed when every comment of yours I see is followed by some idiot asking why you’re still posting. 

You have over 1k posts in 2 months, you obviously enjoy posting. Why would you stop just because a handful of dummies say mean things? Every community is a collection of idiots and Torn is no exception. If you like tap dancing for us, keep dancing when a few start throwing tomatoes. 

Or don’t. Like I said, every community is just a group of dummies and I’m one of ‘em.

Either way, something to think about.

[image: editor-cdn.torn.com]

Dimitri Martin famously wrote a 244-word poem which in itself is one single palindrome.

[image: editor-cdn.torn.com]

Even with the insane requirement to make it read the same forwards as it does backwards letter by letter, I don’t think he made a single stretch as big as you did by using the palindrome status of ‘Xanax’ to create a general discussion thread about wordplay. 

[image: editor-cdn.torn.com]

I see you’re patient zero 

Yesterday I found that many people sell items for cheaper than their sell value to Big Als. For example many hammers are sold for $30 or so and Big Al buys them for $50. Ever since finding that I’ve been addicted to just spending hours and hours buying these underpriced weapons and armor and selling them to Big Al, then just now I noticed one of my weapons is yellow! 

I thought I had a visual bug, but then I scrolled through my logs and… You bought a Bo Staff (Plunder) on the item market from shitconsumer for $244

Props to whoever on the dev team decided to make it so hitting select all on the Big Als sell screen doesn’t select yellow items lol, otherwise this majestic fish would have been sold without even seeing it! 

Edit for screenshot:

From reading this post, I’d say you can’t sell coke because you keep getting high on all your inventory 

Edit: will use same thread for future work