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*NEW AON BOXES* Mystery boxes!! · · 15 likes

🎰Johnny’s Mystery Boxes🎰

 

NORMAL Boxes

| C-Tier 100k | B-Tier 200k |

| A-Tier 500k | S-Tier 1m |

 

HIGH STAKES Boxes

| HS-Tier Drug Box 500k |

| HS-Tier Gun Box 500k |

| HS-Tier Assortment 750k |

 

ALL OR NOTHING Boxes

| AON-Tier Gun Box 250k |

| AON-Tier Dug Box 200k |

 

Type:

| Guns💥Drugs💉Meds💊Candy🍭 |

 

NORMAL Box Rules:

 

  1. Just normal (no set odds)
  2. Most likely to break even 
  3. Sometimes make a small amount of profit
  4. Decided by me
  5. Mainly for fun

 

HIGH STAKES Box Rules:

 

  1. ODDS (if the random number is) :
    1. 10: Guaranteed to make a lot of profit 
    2. 6-9: Break even
    3. 2-5: Lose money
    4. 1: Get nothing
  2. All chance based rules will be decided by a random number generator

 

ALL OR NOTHING Box Rules

 

  1. ODDS (if the random number is) :
    1. 10: Make 8x profit
    2. 1-9: Nothing
  2.  All chance based rules will be decided by a random number generator

 

How to:

  1. Choose HIGH STAKES or NORMAL
  2. Choose tier
  3. Choose type
  4. Send money with note saying tier and type
  5. Dm with any questions 
  6. (Optional) Post what you got and if you like it!

 

I will try to respond as quickly as possible. But if you buy when I am offline I will send you the box when I am next online!

Mystery Boxes! Super fun! · · 10 likes

 

 


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🎰 Johnny’s Mystery Boxes 🎰

 

Welcome to Johnny’s Mystery Boxes, where you can get your hands on loot ranging from everyday essentials to the rarest of treasures! Ready to test your luck?

 

📦 Box Types & Prices


Normal Boxes  
• C-Tier Box: 100k  
• B-Tier Box: 200k  
• A-Tier Box: 500k  
• S-Tier Box: 1m  

 

High Stakes Boxes  
• HS Drug Box: 500k  
• HS Gun Box: 500k  

 

All or Nothing Boxes  
• AON Gun Box: 200k
• AON Drug Box: 200k 

 

🎲 How It Works

 

1. Choose Your Box Type  
• Normal 📦  
• High Stakes 🔥  
• All or Nothing ⚠️  

 

2. Pick Your Tier

• Normal: C-Tier, B-Tier, A-Tier, or S-Tier 

• High Stakes: Drug or Gun Box  
• All or Nothing: Gun or Drug Box

 

3. Make Payment  

Send the required amount with a note indicating your box tier and type.

 

4. Wait for Your Box  
Once received, I’ll send your loot as soon as possible! If I’m offline, I’ll handle it when I’m back.

 

🎯 Box Rules

 

Normal Boxes:  
• 1️⃣ No set odds  
• 2️⃣ Likely to break even  
• 3️⃣ Sometimes a small profit  
• 4️⃣ Results decided by me  
• 5️⃣ Mostly for fun!

 

High Stakes Boxes:  
• 🎲 Roll a 10 → 2x profit  
• 🎲 Roll a 6-9 → Break even  
• 🎲 Roll a 2-5 → Lose 0.5x  
• 🎲 Roll a 1 → Get nothing

 

All or Nothing Boxes:  
• 🎲 Roll a 10 → 8x profit  
• 🎲 Roll a 1-9 → Nothing

 

🎲 RNG

• All dice rolls will be done on Google’s random number generator.

 

💥 Want to Share Your Loot?
• Share your winnings! Feel free to post and let us know what you got.

 

📩 Have Questions?
• DM me and I’ll reply as soon as possible.

 

💖 Donations Welcome!
I lose money on many boxes, so if you'd like to support me, donations are greatly appreciated! Bonus: If you donate along with your box purchase, I’ll send you a special story about how your character acquired their loot. 🎉

 

Mystery boxes · · 3 likes

🎰Johnny’s Mystery Boxes🎰

💵BUY NOW💵!!

| C-Tier 40k | B-Tier 60k | A-Tier 100k |

Guns💥Drugs💉Meds💊Candy🍭

DM me!!@

 

  1. Choose tier
  2. Choose type
  3. Send money with note saying tier and type
  4. dm with any questions 

 

I will try to respond as quickly as possible. But if you buy when I am offline I will send you the box when I am next online!

10X XANAX GIVE AWAY CLOSED · · 2 likes

I once lost 30 mil in the casino after losing 10 straight blackjack hands in a row.  😭😭

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