You know your dating life is a special kind of horror show when the best pickup line you've heard in Torn is "Nobody will ever find your body... as attractive I do!" right before being mugged and sent to the hospital with a black rose.
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silthara [3346423] Level 42 Sinners Crime Syndicate SINS Crime Boss
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I saw the thread name and clicked out of curiosity. I love it. The absolute pettiness of the bombing is just icing on the cake. Seriously, this is as fun as listening to stories about malicious compliance costing companies millions. Hope it was worth it!