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Trading My Friend's Blood · · 3 likes

My friend NoDozEquis is very skilled and has made the news recently.

 

NoDozEquis just made the 1,000th hit in The Psychonauts's chain earning them 640 respect

 

Before they have became famous they gave me some of their blood which you can see in my display case.

 

02:54:01 - 27/08/24 You were sent a Blood Bag : O- from NoDozEquis

 

 So here I am to shamelessly trade my friends blood to the highest bidder.  No money, I only want cold hard items or at least something great.  Also thank you to NoDozEpuis for doing all the hard work while I profit off your blood ;) 

 

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First Time · · 3 likes

Be me and play Russian Roulette for the first time.  Decide to bet a small amount of money just to try it out.  On the very first time and very first shot, end up shooting myself in the foot.  May stick to playing Spin The Wheel for now on.

 

The World's Oldest Profession · · 2 likes

I don't know if this is too lewd to suggest but since people can already work as strippers and lingerie model in Torn, plus we already have npc that are prostitutes, could we consider letting players be prostitutes as well?  It could use energy and generate happiness for another player so you could sell it as a service or let players open up their own brothel and hire other players to work there.  

Anyone Else Think Armor Looks Ugly? · · 1 like

This may sound lame but I honestly don't like the way the armor looks in Torn.  Does anyone else just want to play wearing only clothes and not worry about armor?  Almost all my money is in the stock market so I'm not worried about muggings.  What are ya'll thoughts?

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Trading My Friend's Blood ·

So far Doz's husband has the highest bid.  If I don't hear anything else from someone else in 24 hours I'll trade him for it.  That is if you're still interested Benimaru  ;)

Trading My Friend's Blood ·

To be fair of all the body fluids I could be trading, I feel like this is the least worst   😉

Trading My Friend's Blood ·

This is true 🤣

Trading My Friend's Blood ·

To be fair, I told her I was going to trade her blood before I made this post 😅

 

I will for sure keep your offer in mind.

Trading My Friend's Blood · · 3 likes

My friend NoDozEquis is very skilled and has made the news recently.

 

NoDozEquis just made the 1,000th hit in The Psychonauts's chain earning them 640 respect

 

Before they have became famous they gave me some of their blood which you can see in my display case.

 

02:54:01 - 27/08/24 You were sent a Blood Bag : O- from NoDozEquis

 

 So here I am to shamelessly trade my friends blood to the highest bidder.  No money, I only want cold hard items or at least something great.  Also thank you to NoDozEpuis for doing all the hard work while I profit off your blood ;) 

 

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There is this alleyway in torn city, · · 1 like

the next day 

 

Looking though the newspaper as I kill time before having to go back on stage I see an article.  The article tell a rather unfortunately story of multiple people feeling the effects of a natural gas leak in a local alleyway.

 

"That's f**king nuts," I say to myself.

First Time · · 3 likes

Be me and play Russian Roulette for the first time.  Decide to bet a small amount of money just to try it out.  On the very first time and very first shot, end up shooting myself in the foot.  May stick to playing Spin The Wheel for now on.

 

Create a word using the last letter · · 1 like

Ethnomusicology

Create a word using the last letter ·

Zero 

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A will · · 1 like

When a person doesn't have a will in place it could just go to their spouse if they have one.

Everything is an illusion ·

I see it's been a month now.  How many hookers have you called by now?

What is going on in your DnD campaign right now? · · 1 like

I hate to be the one to tell you this but those goblins are probably dead by now.

The World's Oldest Profession ·

One person's crazy is another person's reality 😁

The World's Oldest Profession ·

I just think it's kind of crazy that I can see crime texts like this in Torn but sex work is over the line 🤷

 

"I've been a really dirty boy," murmurs your client in a creepy cutesy voice.
"I made a mess in my bed - mommy can never know," he adds, tugging playfully at his adult-sized romper.
You roll your eyes and snatch what you assume to be a refuse sack full of pissy bed linen.
Walking into the freak's backyard, you dig a shallow hole and toss the bag inside.
Once the trash is covered, you return to the client to retrieve your fee.
"Mommy only gives me a itty bit of pocket money," he insists, shoving his pacifier into his mouth.
The creepy c**t soon changes his tune when you point your shovel beneath his chin and he pays up in full.

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The World's Oldest Profession ·

Thanks, good to know.

The World's Oldest Profession ·

For sure about the new jobs.  A friend and I both think owning a brothel could at least be doable.  Torn already let's up pickpocket sex workers on the street.

Anyone Else Think Armor Looks Ugly? · · 1 like

Honestly I feel the same kinda of 😅