BrotherPotato: forum

Taking offers on this fresh pull!

Sold - 2.5bil

Work Stats

• Manual - 20,878
• Intelligence - 18,919
• Endurance - 32,939
• EE +10
• Brown-nosing available for right price

Preferred

Candle Shop, Pub, or best cash income

Blue Monday

Welcome to this weeks race. 

My mysterious benefactor has increased their donation greatly adding to the prize pool - thank you to you whoever you are!

It doesn't matter what your racing skill is, its all in the laps of the RNG gods... 

Prizes will be:-

1st place = $8m
2nd place = $5m
3rd place = $2m

Crash = $500k, accumulative, $500k added every week until someone crashes

so pull on your gloves and strap on your helmet...

Track = Withdrawal

Start Time = 23.45 TCT

Car - Nano Pioneer (stock)

Laps = 50

Additionally thanks to Nytestar's absence and approval, we've got a crossover event! As you'll see above I'm covering and we here at Ducks of Quacken conveniently used to hold a faction race once a week on Withdrawal. To celebrate the convenient timing of Nystestar needing coverage on Withdrawal, DoQ is sponsoring additional prizes for a Blue Monday/Weekly Withdrawal Waddle crossover.

We do make it a bit complicated around our prizes but on top of the above normal prizes we're throwing in-
Last place finisher - 1x FHC
69th place - 1x Moonshine
Every 7th place (7, 17, 27...) - 1x Pixie Stick
Funny number finishers (sponsored by BrotherPigeon) - $1m to the bottom 7 racers who finish with 11, 13, 42, 67, or 69 (Example - 12:48:693) in their total time
Everyone else who doesn't get a prize: 1x 2n Alcohol

Join us for one race or for many. All are welcome.

Join the Discord HERE

Good luck everyone

Made you look.

While the races are all decided as soon as they start, for the many events that are hosted large and small it would be nice to be able to pop out the race animation and leaderboard into it's own window like the poker table. This would allow for folks to keep an eye out and potentially even stream the races directly with commentary.

As well as the mysterious benefactor, who has donated $10m every week this year to help fund Blue Monday, I have received another donation to add to the prize pool, Andy1067 [26564348] has given $200m which means we will now have the following prizes until the end of the year :-

1st place - $12m

2nd place - $8m

3rd place - $3.5m

Last place - $2m

Crash - $1m accumulative, $500k added every week until someone crashes

A huge, great big ‘thank you’ to the Blue Monday benefactors!

It doesn't matter what your racing skill is, its all in the laps of the RNG gods...

so pull on your gloves and strap on your helmet...

Track = Parkland

Start Time = 23.45 TCT

Car - Nano Pioneer (stock)

Laps = 50

Join us for one race or for many. All are welcome.

Join the Discord HERE

Good luck everyone

Blue Monday

Welcome to this weeks race. 

My mysterious benefactor has increased their donation greatly adding to the prize pool - thank you to you whoever you are!

It doesn't matter what your racing skill is, its all in the laps of the RNG gods... 

Prizes will be:-

1st place = $8m
2nd place = $5m
3rd place = $2m

Crash = $500k, accumulative, $500k added every week until someone crashes

so pull on your gloves and strap on your helmet...

Track = Withdrawal

Start Time = 23.45 TCT

Car - Nano Pioneer (stock)

Laps = 50

Additionally thanks to Nytestar's absence and approval, we've got a crossover event! As you'll see above I'm covering and we here at Ducks of Quacken conveniently used to hold a faction race once a week on Withdrawal. To celebrate the convenient timing of Nystestar needing coverage on Withdrawal, DoQ is sponsoring additional prizes for a Blue Monday/Weekly Withdrawal Waddle crossover.

We do make it a bit complicated around our prizes but on top of the above normal prizes we're throwing in-
Last place finisher - 1x FHC
69th place - 1x Moonshine
Every 7th place (7, 17, 27...) - 1x Pixie Stick
Funny number finishers (sponsored by BrotherPigeon) - $1m to the bottom 7 racers who finish with 11, 13, 42, 67, or 69 (Example - 12:48:693) in their total time
Everyone else who doesn't get a prize: 1x 2n Alcohol

Join us for one race or for many. All are welcome.

Join the Discord HERE

Good luck everyone

Taking offers on this fresh pull!

Sold - 2.5bil

Lingerie Store - A Thong of Fire and Ice

Placed hydrogen, windproof lighter, and stoked hydrogen.

23:55:28 - 31/07/26 You used 2 nerve successfully collecting the reward for the Lingerie Store (A Thong of Lice and Fire) Arson job gaining $120,000

So 20n for 120k minus 38k in materials comes out to 4.1k per nerve. Can provide fulls logs if required.

"Every member logs in with their own Limited API key. Keys go into an encrypted pool — the more members join, the faster everything syncs. On first login it automatically backfills 30 days of stats and armory data."

Just curious but is that keys are pooled per faction or all keys are added to a singular pool?

More races of tiny blue cars! Let's go!

Best gym script ever. Finally hit George's and been looking for a way to do TornTools gym selection to maintain specials with no luck.

Thank fuck y'all did this so those of us on PDA most of the time can keep after those sweet gym gains.

Can confirm this fixes on PDA.

I too had the works on desktop but not PDA and it's working like a charm now.

I do not consent to a Ched sucking.

BrotherPotato league 3 please!

As always thank you!

Work Stats

• Manual - 20,878
• Intelligence - 18,919
• Endurance - 32,939
• EE +10
• Brown-nosing available for right price

Preferred

Candle Shop, Pub, or best cash income

Checks logs.

13:19:42 - 15/02/26 You bought 4x Feathery Hotel Coupon on TheCulturedOne's bazaar at $12,599,000 each for a total of $50,396,000

SirIcyDragon was one of my favorite traders when I started out and now his protégé is taking back all the money I earned. Well done.

13:40:41 - 25/02/26 You inquired about the Nightclub (Burn up the Dancefloor) Arson job

13:40:42 - 25/02/26 You used 3 nerve successfully breaching a Nightclub (Burn up the Dancefloor)

13:40:44 - 25/02/26 You used 1x Gasoline in Arson

13:40:45 - 25/02/26 You used 5 nerve successfully placing a combustible at a Nightclub (Burn up the 13:40:45 - 25/02/26 You used 1x Gasoline in ArsonDancefloor)

13:40:45 - 25/02/26 You used 5 nerve successfully placing a combustible at a Nightclub (Burn up the Dancefloor)

13:40:48 - 25/02/26 You used 5 nerve successfully igniting a Nightclub (Burn up the Dancefloor)

Failed at 50% burn at level 88. May need additional stoke from the flamethrower.

Tried to replicate throughout the day with all scripts and extensions turned off and couldn't.

Also tried with all scripts on and couldn't so who knows. Please close and if it happens again I'll tag back up.

When accessing the utilities tab and attempting to loan items, the user selection showed "Unverified" for 3 rows instead of user names. After deselecting loan and selecting again the same appeared and then I received a 30 second block for making too many requests.

Unable to duplicate error for screenshot.

TornPDA

Approximately 0100 TCT on 04Feb26.

21:02:32 - 11/01/26 You used some Xanax gaining 250 energy and 75 happiness

Marked safe from fourth OD in a row.

For real I'm not sure if I want to try another Xanax or maybe see if I can finally get that weed OD.

The ecstasy won't make you happy. You must come to truly embrace that you're the skinniest of peens to find happiness.

Made you look.

No one tell him Gollum has his precious.