Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
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Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they're so good at it!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
A man walks into a library and asks for books on paranoia. The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
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