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Inventory Clean Out Junk Boxes · · 31 likes

Hey all,

I am going through my inventory and loading up a bunch of stuff I don't really want/need, so I thought it would be nice to give it to whoever wants it.

 

Each box is filled with a bunch of low-value items so please don't expect to get rich off of these.

 

If you would like a junk box, just make a post or like this thread or something that will let me know you'd like one.

 

Bonus points for anyone that leaves a joke or a fun fact or a meme or favorite plant or crazy dream or something cool. :)

 

BIG CHRISTMAS UPDATE: 12/5/2025

 

 

Sorry it took so long to send out this last batch of junk boxes. I am about out of axes so the boxes will start coming out slower, but I'll ramp this back up closer to Christmas time to send out Christmas junk boxes. Probably the first day or two of Christmas Town.

 

Here's a fun little idea game thing if anybody is interested. I want a new PFP for Christmas so whoever posts the funniest image I could use as a PFP will get a really special box, idk what I will put in it yet but at the very least it will have like some goose juice and big alcohols. There will only be one winner, like Highlander, whoever posts the image I use as my PFP.

All runner-ups will get something.

 Most likely.

   At least a box of junk.

    Probably.

 

Anyways Merry Christmas or enjoyable preferred winter holiday. 

Witzy's Magical Trades · · 8 likes

Did a plushie and flower trade earlier today.

 

Response was fast, service was safe, and the price was more than I would have gotten on the market after paying market fees.

 

I will definitely be doing future trades!

[ENDED] WTF MASCOT | $100m+ prizes · · 7 likes

 

Here's this lil guy

 

 

And again, but with snazzy background

GIVE AWAY CONTEST CLOSED] · · 2 likes

Sounds fun! Thanks for putting together a giveaway!

 

I'm gonna guess lucky 777

$1 BILLION PRIZEPOOL! Lateral thinking puzzles. · · 2 likes

My answer. The woman is taking a Critical Thinking or Logic exam where some of the information about Juan indicates that he does not have a son (i.e. Anyone who is tall and is a teacher does not have a son).

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What drug should torn add? ·

Khat and/or cathinones 

also make it cosmetic 

Everything about Hi-Vis Vest · · 1 like

Torn City Times | Official Torn City Newspaper | Saturday, Sep 26, 2026 | TORN

This article if you want to check it out! Miscellaneous section at the end, second paragraph by Sugarvalves

Everything about Hi-Vis Vest · · 1 like

Totally agree on Government Contract, I'm thinking the Utility Bill might be added as a wallet drop or maybe in that new multi-pack item that was teased in the newspaper

Everything about Hi-Vis Vest · · 1 like

Some of those items might be items gained through Impersonation and I think the Court Order is going to be made in Forgery

 

Everything about Hi-Vis Vest ·

00:53:28 - 25/09/26 You used 6 nerve successfully burgling a recruitment agency gaining 1x BT MP9, 1x Clipboard

Clipboard possible outcome for Recruitment agency as well.

Where are the new crime leaks? · · 1 like

Clipboards also exist now apparently.

Interestingly, neither item has an information page when you click the little eye icon

And has an endless loading icon when clicked while in Inventory

DieselBlade's Giveaway! $500m DRAWN ·

Congratz my dude!

OLYMPUS SERVER IS BACK. · · 3 likes

You were sent 3x Erotic DVD from Brainslug with the message: No one noticed the gorilla walking across the scene besides that its prime stuff.

 Personally verified, primo entertainment lol

RW Weapon Giveaway II - Completed ·

If you want to check out a really cool plant, look up Job's tears (Coix lacryma-jobi). 

It makes beads!! :D

Wiki

U.P.'s Ongoing Giveawayssss [34M deep rn] · · 1 like

I hope erryone has a good day. May the blessings of the LORD shine upon all your endeavors 

OLYMPUS SERVER IS BACK. · · 1 like

02:34:39 - 19/09/26 HarryAxeWound sent $23,000,000 to you

Won on the Olympus Lotto!

Rocket Scientists have blasted off for the last time. ·

Had a great time this year! The team was great with very little contention.

Thanks to all the leaders and helpers for keeping things running smoothly!

NEW ITEMS?? · · 4 likes

Cigarettes.

 

You lose some health on use and gain some happiness and nerve.

Requires a lighter and adds a small amount of booster.

Lose some happiness if you dont have a Cigarette every few hours for the next few days.

 

Cosmetic Case and Casket as Supply Packs ·

Yearly bump for Caskets and Advent Calanders being openable items

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

Hey Business Owners, I am looking to get on at a 7-star+ Candle Shop or Pub next week (27th of July at the earliest).

Looking for a job I can stay at long term, at least through the end of 2026.

I am pretty active and currently have 5EE merits.

 

Manual labor 15,139
Intelligence 15,047
Endurance 34,330
Total 64,516

 

Feel free to DM or mail me anytime, EST Time zone so I reply most between 12:00 - 04:00 TCT

 

Edit: Currently have a position lined up. Thanks to everyone who showed interest!

Pinata Tests 14:30tct [16 July] · · 2 likes

Compared to yesterday, the fight went a lot better

No noticeable lag, the queue and Pinata HP moved smoothly for me overall, and no real lag between attacks

 

Progress!

$1 BILLION PRIZEPOOL! Lateral thinking puzzles. ·

Is the person who saw the squirrel get 'sacrificed' inside of a house or building?

$1 BILLION PRIZEPOOL! Lateral thinking puzzles. ·

Is the man looking into a mirror?

$1 BILLION PRIZEPOOL! Lateral thinking puzzles. · · 2 likes

My answer. The woman is taking a Critical Thinking or Logic exam where some of the information about Juan indicates that he does not have a son (i.e. Anyone who is tall and is a teacher does not have a son).

$1 BILLION PRIZEPOOL! Lateral thinking puzzles. · · 1 like

Is the woman taking a test or exam?